I’d say love was a magical thing
I’d say love would keep us from pain
Had I been there, had I been there

I would promise you all of my life
But to lose you would cut like a knife
So I don’t dare, no I don’t dare

‘Cause I’ve never come close in all of these years
You are the only one to stop my tears
And I’m so scared, I’m so scared


【手書きMAD】ハートアラモード(ちかりこ)by かくれき / Kakureki


Originally posted by natuuturnerogorman

Author’s note: I’m rewriting this fanfic because the original’s format was ugly as hell and it irked my soul so I’m redoing the whole thing 

Fandom: The Hobbit

Summary: The Fem!Reader is on her period and when Fili and Kili find out what periods are they think she’s dying…(which is what it feels like)

Italicized: Thoughts

Warnings: Cursing

Thorin had finally decided to make camp and you were miserable. You’ve been catching wave after wave of cramps all day. You were trying not to show the pain because you were surrounded by eleven dwarves, a hobbit, and an old wizard. NO. Everyone was sitting at the campfire and Bombur was passing around dinner. You weren’t hungry so you decided to excuse yourself, “Hey guys, I’m not really hungry so I’m just going to go lay down.” You stand and wince as another waves of craps hits you. “Y/N are you alright?” Kili asks.

Yeah! I’m great besides the fact that my uterus is trying to commit suicide!

You smile sweetly, masking the pain and say, “I’m fine Kili, I’m just tired.” You leave the campfire and lay down on your bedroll. Fili and Kili walk over to you.

Now what?!

“Y/N do you still have those bandages we were looking for earlier?” Fili asks. “Yeah, they’re in my bag” you say. Fili and Kili start looking through your bag and you roll over hugging your sides. “What are these?” You rolls over and what they were holding were not bandages.


Kili turns the pad over in his hands, “Are they some sort of bandage?” he asks. “Yes are a very special kind of bandage and they’re mine” you say snatching the pads from them. “What are they, and why are the special?” Fili asks. You take a deep breath and say, “Pads, they’re pads.” “What are the used for?” Kili asks. 

Damn it…

“I use them when I’m on my period which I’m on right now” you explain.  “What is a period?” Kili asks. 


“You don’t know a thing about women do you?” you ask. They just blink at you. “No? Okay… A period is a cycle women go through every month where blood comes out our-” “You’re bleeding?!” Fili interrupts. “Well yes” you say. They stare at you horrified. “How long have you been bleeding?!” Kili asks. “About three days” you say. They both jump up and start running around the camp yelling “SHE’S DYING! Y/N’S DYING! SHE’S BLEEDING OUT! SHE’S DYING!” Everyone’s standing up worried and confused except for Gandalf, Thorin, and Bilbo. 

“Fili! Kili! Come here!” Thorin orders. The two brothers stop yelling and obey. “Y/N is not dying” Thorin says. “But she’s blee-” “She is not dying” Thorin states firmly. Fili and Kili look a each other confused. Gandlaf step in, “Yes Y/N is bleeding but it is a natural process. Now look at the poor girl you’ve embarrassed her.” Everyone was staring at you and you were completely mortified.

Kill me now

Fili and Kili walk over to your bed roll and sit down. You sit up and face them. “I’m sorry” they say in unison. “I forgive you” you say. Fili smiles and fidgets with the hem of his tunic, embarrassed by the situation. “…Why?” Kili asks. “I don’t know! It’s just the way women were designed!” you snap. “Sorry to upset you” Kili says. “No it’s just I get these cramps and they really hurt and it makes everything all sensitive and makes me really irritated” you explain. “Oh!” They say. “I need chocolate”


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Wie ;w,ere m..eaa;nt to b.e one!,
I ccan’t ma ke th,,is ;alone!
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You meentA be mi;;ine!
I a,m al that yuo, neEd!
Yo,u ic arvvf..ed opeen m;;y,, ,,hear..!t.
Ca’ tjusst leave,e, me too blee!,d

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I’mgonn,,a. ;;count ;;to thr;;e !
One! Tf,,wo! F,uck it;tq!

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,Pl.e;ase dno’.’t, leaave m,,e alonn e,,’
YO,,u ,, were al,,l .I oclud trust’
c;an’t do t..hi s;ao,,ln;e’

Stilll I.. ;;wil.l if Im us,t

I updated Your Most Important Person with Ch 8 (second link goes straight to the update). I know I said last time that next time would probably be the last chapter. This isn’t the last chapter and so I am now announcing that this fic will never end. Let’s see if I can reverse play myself.

Blah blah blee, it’s KakaSaku, soulmates AU, Sakura is never Kakashi’s student, attempts to worldbuild more seriously than canon (including the soulmarks bit), the major character death warning is NOT for the main pairing.

Give it a chance, if you like it let me know! (If you hate it kindly keep that to yourself thanks.)

Originally posted by japanese-doctor

TFCSP Round 2: Week 6

“What is your favorite hobby (besides fangirling)?”

Pet sitting is one of my jobs but I think I enjoy it enough to call it a hobby, too. I pretty much don’t interact with people irl because anxiety but I loooove the pups. :)) And also writing and drawing, of course. Without these outlets idek what I’d do. I’d be bored outta my mind all the time.