bleach is kinda part of it

Alternate Anime Titles
  • One Piece: The Never-ending Story: The Anime Version
  • Bleach: Literally Anything that Actually Works as a Story Title Because Bleach? Come on.
  • Free!: How Gay Can We Make this Without the Characters Actually Being Gay: Water Version
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Shitty Father: Alchemy Edition
  • Tokyo Ghoul: Why To Never Date Anyone Ever
  • Noragami: Get Yato a Shrine 2k17
  • Neon Genesis Evangellion: Shitty Father: Robot Mindfuck Edition
  • Death Note: So THAT'S Why We Aren't Supposed to Post Our Full Name and Photo Online
  • Haikyuu: How Gay Can We Make This Without the Characters Actually Being Gay: Don't-Let-the-Balloon-Touch-the-Floor Edition
  • Attack on Titan: Shitty Father: Apocalypse Edition
  • High school of the Dead: That's Not How Boobs F*cking Work
  • Fate Series: People Die when They are Killed
  • Ajin: People Don't Die when They are Killed
  • Blue Exorcist: Shitty Father: Satan Edition
  • Yuri on Ice: How Gay Can We Make This without the Charac-- WAIT NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GAY THIS TIME!!!
  • Code Geass: Jedi Mind Trick: The Anime
  • Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: What the Actual Fuck
  • Kill la Kill: Shitty Father: Oh Wait it's the Mom that's Shitty this Time
  • The Devil is a Part-Timer: The Entire Anime is Basically a Meme
Bleach Characters as Tumblr Memes

As requested by anon. :)

I love meme lists. So here is the ultimate (?) meme list! Which actual memes are Bleach characters?

1. The “Surprise bitch” meme: Aizen

This is a meme about someone who you think is dead and gone, but then that person shows up in dramatic and snarky fashion. Or, in the case of Aizen, somebody you thought was in prison, who then just keeps showing up.

Aizen: Although it should not have been a surprise, since I planned this all along. From the day that I…


Aizen: …

Aizen: Rude.

2. The “Quit telling everyone I’m dead” meme: Grimmjow

This is similar to the last meme, only instead of the presumed dead person being cool and in charge, this presumed dead-person just shouts off-stage that he’s not actually dead. That sounds like Grimmjow to me.

Ichigo: And in the end, he fought alongside us. That is why it is so sad that we lost him.


Ichigo: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

3. “Dat boi” meme: Orihime

Okay, full confession: I don’t understand the “dat boi” meme. It’s just a unicycling frog, right? And then people write “here comes dat boi” “oh shit whaddup.” I even looked it up. And that is the only explanation I got. Why does this frog ride a unicycle? Where is he going? I don’t get it at all. So anyway, then I was wondering - who in Bleach likes absurdist humor that other people don’t understand? And that would be Orihime, of course.

Tatsuki: So…the unicycling frog is fighting the giant robot?

Orihime: They’re on the same side!

Tatsuki: Of course. That makes way more sense.

Orihime: I know!

4. “Bode”: Yoruichi

This is another absurdist meme. You post pictures of cats with the word “bode” written over the cat. It apparently came to someone in a dream. This one is good for Yoruichi because (a) cats and (b) it messes with people.



Yoruichi: Bode.


5. The “lost in a crowd” meme: Hitsugaya

This one is all about losing someone in a crowd and then shouting something significant to find them. Hitsugaya is short, and hence prone to lose people in crowds. Plus, he’s really good at shouting.

Hitsugaya: Hey! I’m an adult now sometimes!

Rukia: Wait…you’re an adult now?

Matsumoto: There she is!


6. The self-care meme: Kira

This is a meme where you define self-care as something impossible and/or ridiculous (self-care is tying balloons to your eyebrows and then going through a car wash). That feels Kira-like to me.

Kira: Self-care is drinking sake until you cry.

Hisagi: …

Hisagi: That’s less a hilarious meme and more a cry for help, dude.

Kira: That line is so hard to navigate.

7.The “you tried” gold star: Mask de Masculine

‘Cause he gave one to Rose, remember? With that star-shaped wound right through Rose’s torso? 

Rose: …that’s not funny.

Mask: I think it’s pretty funny.

8. The “15 minutes late with Starbucks” meme: Unohana

I’m not saying Squad 4 is often late with the healing…but Squad 4 is often late with the healing. And if anyone’s gonna stroll in fifteen minutes late with Starbucks, it’s Unohana. Nor will anyone say anything.

Unohana: I am here.

Shinji: That’s cool but most of us are already dead.

Unohana: Good thing I only brought one cup.

9. The “color of the sky” meme: Yhwach

The original “color of the sky” post was Aizen: sure the pictures are cool or whatever, but it’s too long. Way WAY WAY too long. Much like Aizen’s monologues. Then the meme came along, where you take the “color of the sky” post, truncate it, and had some sort of surprise at the end. And sure there’s relief that it doesn’t go on for so long, but it’s also not as cool as the original. Kinda reminds me of Yhwach, for some reason. *coughs*

Yhwach: Sometimes I just don’t feel appreciated.

10. The “shoving breadsticks in purse” meme: Riruka

You’re on a date. The date says something bad. You shove breadsticks in your purse as you leave the restaurant. So this meme goes. It sounded kinda like Riruka to me.

Riruka: So what’s more important - being cute or something else?

Date: Uh…something else?

Riruka: [shoving breadsticks angrily into her purse] I have to go

11. The “hoe don’t do it” meme: Ishida and Ichigo

For the first part of Bleach, it was always Ishida saying “Hoe don’t do it” and Ichigo doing it. Then at the end, it switched and Ishida was the one doing things while Ichigo said “Hoe don’t do it.” Symmetry. It’s what makes Bleach what it is.

Ichigo: And that’s why we’re basically the same person.

Ishida: Oh god no.

12. The “looks at smudged writing on hand” meme: Ichigo

Not because he doesn’t care. He’s just…really bad at names.

Ichigo: Wow! Great job helping defeat the Quincy, Inoue, Chad, and…

Ichigo: [looks at smudged writing on hand]

Ichigo: Ugly Itching?


14. The  “snail” meme: Chad

Wherein you take various words and replace the first consonant with “sn” to create a snail version. Snurch = snail church, snall = snail mall, etc. I feel like Chad would be on board with this mostly because he respects snail culture, as he respects all animals.

Chad: And this is the “snouse” (snail house) I built for my new “snuddies” (snail buddies) with their “snard” (snail yard) and their “snailbox” (mailbox).

Ichigo: …

Chad: what?

15. “Bitch, where?” meme: Charlotte

This is a meme about someone calling you ugly, and you responding, “Bitch, where?” That sounds like Charolotte to me.

Charlotte: And that shinigami was all, “You ugly” and I was all, “Bitch, where?”

Yumichika: You’re ugly under the makeup too, though.

Charlotte: Bitch, where?

Yumichika: …I walked right into that one.

16. Kinkshaming meme: Kensei

I just feel like Kensei must spend a lot of time kinkshaming his fellow visored.

Shinji: I love being upside down!

Love: Personally I think nothing can top being a superhero.

Rose: Unless it’s a long, deep talk with your guitar.

Hiyori: Whatever. As if that’s as good as hitting people in the face with your shoes.

Mashiro: I prefer hitting them in the face with a super kick!

Lisa: Or ignoring them because you are too busy reading porn.

Kensei: …I’m gonna have to kinkshame you all.
What I Learned From Dating Women Who Have Been Raped
By Emma Lindsay

I don’t know how I expected a rape victim to act, but I didn’t expect her to be so funny. Or to be punk, in this kinda sexy bleached blonde but kind of too lazy to really care sort of way. Or to be so up front.

“I may be a lesbian because of what happened to me, I don’t know. It doesn’t really matter at this point.”

I guess, maybe in some way, I didn’t expect her to be so over it. Part of me, unconsciously, believed people who had been raped were irrecoverably broken, and she wasn’t. I had an ex boyfriend who said he thought rapists should be subjected to capital punishment, which I suppose is a more extreme articulation of that unconscious belief. Once a woman has been raped, she has been destroyed.

People aren’t destroyed through being raped though. They suffer immensely, but they are just as much themselves after the rape as before.


What if Kenpachi found three pink haired children instead of one? I bet he would’ve name them Yachiru, Retsu and DOShana. No? Okay.

This fan art is dedicated to the anon who sent me that ask. I’m fashionably late forever.

I’m so sorry it took me weeks to reply to this anon! I hope you didn’t think I ignored you or anything, it’s just that I’ve become busy lately. Anyway, thank you so much for the kind words! I didn’t really expect anyone would idolize me since I’m lame and quiet. I just want you to know that it made me ecstatic and it means a lot to me. I sincerely thank you and everyone who likes my works ;-;

Edit: I did a colored version lamaoh.

faithdoesscarystuff  asked:

I just got done watching The Seed of Chucky, have any bleach?

Eh, it’s certainly not for everyone but for me personally it’s a damn fun movie! Adore the whole series and the Bride/Seed era certainly has a lot of fun with itself.
I think that’s why I’m adoring the recent Curse/Cult era at the moment, perfect mix of serious horror and goofy wisecracks. Kinda like why Parts ¾ Freddy Krueger is by far my favourite version of the character, currently Chucky is in the same perfect balance in my eyes.
But yeah Seed is a really dumb film and I understand why some people don’t like it. Personally I kinda want to see Glen and Glenda at least be mentioned in the next film, maybe that’ll be part of the explanation in why Tiffany suddenly joined up with Chucky again as seen in Curse/Cult after Chucky tried to kill them at the end of Seed? Cult tied up some loose ends but still completely ignored Seed’s existence haha

anonymous asked:

You do realize that the majority of the time you're actually making their skintones DARKER than they are in REAL LIFE, right? Colorism doesn't only go in one direction. Calling them unattractive or describing them as "gross" because they're pale is just as rude and discriminatory. Most of the members are NATURALLY EXTREMELY PALE and it isn't always a result of intentional photo altering. Jfc. Stop trying to fit them into your definition of beauty.

I knew I’d get a message like this sooner or later even before I created the blog, so I’ve prepared a mental reply that I’ll write out. And wow, this entire ask was a mess from the second sentence onward. I’ll make the answer to this nice and long so other idiots won’t ask me the same thing because this topic is something I won’t stay quiet nor be nice about.

WARNING: Super long post ahead. I’m really pissed.

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bts hair tag?

/ hey frens i graduated hair school last week!!!~

 / So.. let’s talk about BTS’s hair.

 No one asked me, But here’s my fave hair cut & colors for each of our bois; 

😝 💇🏻 


 Always white blonde/silver for him. Hella disconnected & super long on top, shaved sides. Like in the ‘Do You’ Mv 

mama jin:

awww yis. jin, my pride and joy. light of my life. the main character of this shojo anime. hes so extra. so naturally my fave for him is  SUPER LIGHT PINK.  He looks good with a normal haircut but thin swoopy borderline-coconuty-bangs. ascend my beautiful pink angel princess. 


 mmm all of them. He rocks every hair. Best cut is full undercut-coconut, when he has a full face of bangs, and it looks like a whole coconut but he turns his head and you see it’s shaved all the way up all the way around. this man is walking hair porn, okay, as a cosmetologist, he makes me weep. His undercut is always so good, the top layers are so piecy and tapered and  feathered perfectly. nnf. Best color is light blue, white blonde, any of the Pastel colors, any wild color. i neeeed to see him with more blue. richer blue. bolder blue. hell even darker blues. i need more blue yoongi. tho i love mint yoongi too. 

that type of undercut ^^^^^^^^. 

id like to see more blue like this.


 Forehead Hobi forehead hobi forehead Hobi !!! No more dreams short black and spikey is always my fave, but now I like orange parted HOBI. I hate plain old coconut on him. 

this hair cut & color was really good too:


GUNMETAL GREY & EXTENTIONS & PARTED & VOLUPTUOUS. BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS. Nothing fucking beats that hair. If they ever gave him purple,… maybe. 


 RED. SAVE ME MV. Also dark & wild was good, I like him with lighter hair colors. Bleach Blonde and red is good, long bangs that kinda sweep each way over his eyes is cute. When he was younger he kept it short and kind of emo looking, that was really really good too but longer makes him look more mature.  i personally think this one is the best length tho:

this color is the shit tho. 

i hate when they style taehyung silky straight, the boy looks so good with texture in his hair: 


Oh god. again, with the texture. dont get me wrong, he rocks basic coconut, but… Curly kookie is my personal favorite. Keep that boy permed. The young forever photo shoot. Yes. Also, fluffy kookie. Anything where there’s lots of volume on top. I hate it parted, unless it’s like reaaaally parted, like dope. Forehead kookie is an entirely different game. I don’t like black as much tho, he’s beautiful reguardless. Best color is highlighted, dark red violet. I need him to have pink highlights again or do something crazy. I need him to do something crazy. Please bb.

this kind of texture: 

this kind of part: 

but, this color wins. he should always have fun colors. the dark red violet works so good on him…

Oi yay! Just.. there you go. In my biased professional cosmetologist opinion 😂💖 Thx for read frens Feel free to comment your opinions or heck repost and tag me!

Q&A with Duncan Rouleau

On Sunday, September 25th I was lucky enough to attend London Ontario Comic Con, where the people at Man of Action Entertainment had some tables set up! I asked Duncan Rouleau some questions (raw audio recordings) after he said it was alright to record and share the answers.

I’ve shuffled the order around so similar answers will be together.

The full transcript (minus any filler words) is here. Thanks to my good friend and plant @cloversion for helping me with the transcript!

Both M.Rex and Generator Rex had the theme “How do you raise somebody?” with “What you put in is what you get out” as part of it.

Even though Rex can’t be with his family of origin, he has a new/adopted family at Providence with Six as his dad, Holiday as his mom, and Bobo as his “evil Jiminy Cricket” weird uncle/drinking buddy.

Duncan thinks that they should’ve put LGBT+ themes in the show from the very first season, especially for a character like Rex where a lot of him was about identity. If they ever rebooted it, they’d put more LGBT+ representation in the show. [So…. absolutely implying Rex is LGBT+ right.]

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anonymous asked:

Do you have headcanons for j and bruce in ang? And if so, would you share them with us?

Not a huge amount, really, but I’ve got a couple. The most obvious I guess would be that Bruce is bi. It’s not a subject that’ll get much mention in the story, if at all, because Bruce is of an age where he knows who he is and what he likes and while he may not necessarily flaunt it, Joker wouldn’t be the first man he’s slept with or been attracted to.
And on a similar note, although he enjoys sex and finds people sexually attractive, he isn’t hugely interested in sex itself. He could happily go without for long periods of time. With his level of commitment to being Batman, sowing his oats isn’t considered all that important.

Bruce likes quiet. Noise is distracting, especially when he’s trying to work and think or just process what’s going on, and that’s why he isn’t all that interested in music or telly, and why he likes the cave so much. It’s quiet and peaceful. Or…it was.

Bruce thinks Joker is pretty funny. He won’t ever admit it because J would be unbearable otherwise and, actually, when they’re not bickering like a pair of old gays, they can get along pretty well. It doesn’t last long, though. And I like to think there is a mutual respect - and occasionally affection - between them. Obviously with their history it’s going to be complicated and messy, but it’s definitely there and as well as during the events of the story, there have been times in the past they’ve shown it. That’s part of the driving force behind Bruce wanting Joker to accept the offer so badly, because he knows there’s so much more they could do if they worked together. Joker’s help during ANG has proven it too.

Okay for Joker there was something I wanted to put into ANG that I was too scared to when I first started writing, because I was new to Batjokes and wasn’t sure what kinda reception it’d get, but…when Joker fell into the acid and it bleached his skin, it makes sense that it bleached his hair, too. So the green isn’t natural. His natural hair now would be almost white. As I’m feeling braver now I might include it in the story at some point but we’ll see.

J didn’t know who Batman was before ANG, not because he couldn’t figure it out, but because he didn’t want to. He assumed it’d ruin everything and he may or may not be finding himself being proven wrong.

As a fan of J NOT having a backstory, in ANG J doesn’t remember his previous life. He might have a few abstract flashbacks occasionally or weird dreams but he can’t really piece anything together. Joker is who he is now and that’s all he cares about.

I also like J being a bit of a loner, so he doesn’t actually have a huge gang of criminals at his beck and call. He has contacts he uses as and when and can always recruit a gang if the occasion calls for it, but for the most part, he works alone.

Although J isn’t ever gonna be the picture of mental health, he does play up on the craziness. Not only does it avoid the electric chair, but he also knows that his appearance isn’t exactly intimidating. Playing the insane, unpredictable clown helps ensure people think VERY carefully before messing with him or disrespecting him. The only person he drops the performance around - occasionally - is Bruce because he knows he doesn’t need it.

That’s what I’ve got for now, hope they’re ok for you :)

Won't let your history get to the best of me

I’m on phone and I’m too excited to wait until I get home to upload this so here you go! Audrey/Evie fic (Audvie?? Eh) with Audrey being a bit of a bitch at the start but y'know, who doesnt love a little bitchines?

The first time you see Evie Grimhilde, it’s barely the start of second year and your hair is let loose, like you always wear it. Hers is made up into a fancy v-braid, and you can’t stop staring at it because well, this is Auradon, and girls don’t have bright colored hair like that (maybe they should, if they would look half as beautiful as she does). She’s talking with a friend and doesn’t say anything to you as she opens her locker, three lockers way from yours.

Right then and there, even before you know her name or her reputation, you know Evie Grimhilde with her leather skirt and red blood lipstick is not the kind of girl you should be associated with. The girl at her side looks like she came straight out of a Halloween store with how much leather she’s wearing. You don’t like her. You don’t like either of them, you decide, so you stick up your nose and close the locker with more force than you need to, and you walk away.

Besides, Evie is not the kind of friend you would want, anyway. She looks like she would fail all of her classes if she didn’t use her body to get at least a passing score.

(You’re right. She fails the first month in all but one subject, chemistry.

By next month, all of her grades are straight A’s, and you can’t help but think the worst of how she got them like that.)

When you get to first period (Advanced Upper Class Manners, of course) you sit down and your mind can’t help but go back to her. To that girl. You decide she looks like a Vanessa, that she’s all smiles and toothy grins that make people’s knees weak. You start thinking about her makeup- except you’re not so much thinking about her eye shadow as you’re thinking about her deep brown eyes, you’re not thinking as much about her lipstick as you are about her lips. You imagine her talk- can’t decide what she’s saying but she calls you princess and you love it- and she’s holding your hand as she smiles at you. And then you shake your head, remind yourself that smiles and toothy grins in a girl like her usually mean shallow thoughts and irresponsibility, and reprimand yourself for not paying attention to your teacher.

The smallest part of your mind worries if maybe that’s kinda gay, but you think Ben is cute and have been harboring a crush in him ever since seventh grade(on the day of your betrothal) so it can’t be. All you were doing was wondering what it would be like to be friends with her anyways. That’s perfectly normal- you’ve done it tons of times before.

Ignoring Evie Grimhilde starts becoming harder and harder. The girl had dropped in the school like a storm, changing everything in her part and leaving marks on it without any shame. By the week, you already know her story: she and that little gang of hers had been part of Queen Belle’s orphanage program, but since they were close to out growing it, they had been moved to Abigail Godmother’s home to spend the last two years with her and get a feeling on how “real life” works. You guess it’s kinda sad, that they’ve lived all theirs lives without their parents, but you can’t feel much sympathy with them when Mal goes around wearing piercings, Jay has a visible tattoo in his arm that you don’t know how he got, Carlos dresses in fur and bleaches his hair and Evie charms her way into everyone’s hearts. It’s disconcerting, really, how she arrives and suddenly becomes the center of attention, stealing the spotlight you’ve had for years in mere months.

You decided you hate her, then. Because she’s not your friend and she decided to make herself competition. Which, alright. Great, now you’ll have to ruin her life socially. You can do that. It’s necessary, she needs to know her place.

(It takes a mere text for the whole school to know how Evie slept with three guys of the football team already, everyone adding their own theories and bets on who she will fuck next.

You don’t know what you hate more. Evie, who apparently is completely unaffected by the rumors, or the feeling on your stomach that you did something bad.

You doesn’t know which one you hate more, so you ignore both. Or at least try to.)

It starts with a Chemistry project. (You’ve long since stopped finding such irony humorous).

The teacher is a new one, and he doesn’t take suggestions lightly. He tries too hard to be strict when it’s clear he still doesn’t know how to pull it off, and while you played your part and obeyed everything he said, you still found it pretty hilarious. It stopped being hilarious, of course, when he decided to pair you up with Evie.

The girl doesn’t look half as horrified as you feel. She just glances up at you and smiles. It makes your stomach churn uncomfortably and your cheeks to flare up. She has never smiled at you. Not that you’ve given her a reason to. You raise your hand to get the teacher’s attention.

“May I get a new partner, if you please?” You’re being overly flattering, but for some reason knowing Evie was to be your partner for this project is making you nervous. Not in bad way, she has indeed shown herself to be a remarkable student, which means you should work great together, but still. You don’t like her, and by now, you’re sure she doesn’t like you either. You don’t blame her. You haven’t been very nice to her.

“No, Audrey. If you are allowed to change partners, then everyone will want to do so as well, and I believe it is best if you all learn to step out of your comfort zone and make friends with each other.” He crossed his arms and leaned back against his desk. “Make new experiences.”

“Oh, it will be an experience, alright.” You mutter under your breath, dropping your hand in frustration. Girls like you and Evie shouldn’t mix.

Evie doesn’t even look fazed at your attempt to get rid of her, instead choosing to simply switch seats with Chad as she was supposed to do. Chad mutters a “good luck” with a mocking tone as he slips away that makes you want to slap him. But slapping is not ladylike, you remind yourself, so you don’t. You never do.

“Hey, partner.” Another smile, another uncomfortable churn. It’s so much worse, now that she’s closer to you than ever before. Her eyes are looking at you with interest and her red lips are pulled up in a smile, and you can’t help but feel especial about the fact that she’s smiling at you. And you can smell her perfume and it reminds you of the forest and is that a hint of cinnamon right there?

You probably looked dumb right now, tensed and with your guard up because a girl offered you a smile. Seriously, if your grandma were to see you now. Even if she’s not your favorite person, your manners should still be present.

Thinking this, you nod and smile back, albeit it’s a little more forced than hers. But everything she does she puts in a natural flow not unlike one of a royal, and you’ve never been that good at diplomacy anyways.

Evie sees right through you, and it’s the first time of many that she does this.

“I know you don’t like me. You’ve said things about me.” She states calmly, as if it doesn’t even upset her. It makes you angry, that she can turn your world upside down with just her presence and yet as hard as you try she remains unfazed. It’s like you have no effect in her life at all. Which is weird because, well, you’ve always been The Audrey, daughter of Aurora, most popular girl of Auradon Prep and future Queen of the whole kingdom (if Ben finally decides to step up and ask her to marry him, which he will. She’s sure).

You realize you’ve sorta stop listening to her, which is just plain rude, so you focus back on her smooth voice.

“…and maybe that way we could get this done.”


“I’m sorry, what were you saying?”

Evie’s smile never falters. “I’m asking you if you want to start again. We can meet at Tiana’s this Friday to get some coffee and work on this.” She gestures to your homework. And really, your feelings are too settled for her to actually be able to start all over, so a “no, we’ll just get this done separatedly” is what your answer should be.

“Yes. I’d like that. 4pm?”

…But maybe you just need to reevaluate your image of Evie.

(The study date goes very well, and so do all the others that follow. Evie is always there first, and by the third date she already knows you will ask for a vanilla latte, so she always orders one when she gets there so that when you arrive you don’t even have to wait. No one but Ben has bothered to remember that it’s your favorite way of drinking coffee. And she always gets up to help you sit down, even if she’s a girl too and she has no one to help her sit. And she always picks a table far enough that you’re not on the spotlight but not far away enough that you feel caged.

She’s good with the small details, maybe too good. And well, if it makes your heart feel a little warmer no one but you has to know, right?)

Something changes. You start to actually get excited to meet Evie. She always has something fascinating to talk about. She’s passionate about topics she’s interested in and doesn’t expect you to stay quiet and look pretty, but to actually participate and discuss as well.

A newfound respect swirls inside of you, and the both of you start talking at school, though you doesn’t remember when that started. It just seemed like the natural progression of things. You still avoid her table, because her friends are always there and you aren’t sure you like them enough just yet, but you accompany Evie whenever you have classes together, and those little moments light up your day immensely.

“You look happy.”

You look up from your book. It’s Lonnie. The girl isn’t exactly what you would call a friend, but she’s nice. And she’s also your roommate, ever since Jane started to room alone, so even though you have different social circles you’ve managed to keep your small (yet still relevant) relationship afloat and well.

Closing your book, you turn towards her. You find it unrespectful to talk with someone with your attention elsewhere, and hate deeply whenever Ben just can’t seem to put his book down even he knows when you’re talking to him.

“I guess I am? What do you mean?”

Lonnie shrugs. “I dunno. You just look… Brighter. Ever since a few weeks ago.” Something seems to click on her head, and she raises and eyebrow knowingly. “Ever since you’ve started to hang out with Evie.”

You faintly remember that the girls know each other, ever since Mal fixed that ugly bob cut and turned it into beautiful brown locks. If you spoke to her (which, let’s be honest, is still a very small probability), you certainly would thank her for that. “Yes. She’s a nice friend.”

“And just that?”

It’s your turn to raise an eyebrow. “What are you implying, exactly?”

“Oh, nothing.” Lonnie’s grin rats her out, because she’s definitely thinking and implying something. “So, you had a change of heart about her. Who would have thought?”

“Well, she’s proven herself to be… Not what I was expecting.”

“She’s much better than you thought her to be for sure.” Lonnie says, taking a seat beside her on the bed. “What do you think changed your mind?”

For some reason, you get really happy about the idea of talking about her, and you’re suddenly very interested in continuing this conversation. “Well, she’s not only drop dead gorgeous, you know? I always admired her fashion sense, but she’s also really smart. And she likes reading and sewing… Very good at cooking.”

“Oh? How’d you find that one out?”

You looks down with a smile on your face. “We went on a picnic last week. She prepared the food and all. It was really nice.”

Lonnie smiles back at you as you practically gush about the blue haired girl. And well, there’s a lot of changes in your behavior that you haven’t paid much mind to, but you definitely notices this. You don’t gush. That’s… Improper, and for girls in love, and the only person you’ve ever loved is Ben, so this isn’t making sense at all.

What exactly is happening to you? What is she doing to you?

Your brain starts making connections. Things that you’ve noticed but chose to ignore. The butterflies, the blushing, the constant need to be beside her all the time… All the signs are there. But you push them back to the darkest corner of your mind, because that’s just silly. You have a boyfriend. You can’t be- you aren’t. Especially not with a girl.

Especially not with Evie.

Maybe Lonnie senses that you’re panicking just a little bit, and so, goodness bless her, she changes topics. “So, how’s it been going with Ben lately?

Oh. That topic. "It’s been going great! Ben is such a gentleman, as always.” You say, and you don’t know why, somehow the smile that always blooms in your face when you talk about Ben is harder to conjure up. But you don’t think much about it. The truth is, things with Ben have been harder and harder since the start of the year. But that’s alright. It’s just a rough patch. Nothing to worry about.

(A week later, Ben breaks up with you. In public, in front of everyone, and declares his love for Mal. And you aren’t heartbroken. You aren’t sad and wailing and trying to piece together what went wrong. You’re just… Mad. And scared. Because if you don’t have Ben holding you back, what will stop you from getting too close to Evie?

You decide you suddenly always liked Chad and kiss him right in front of everyone. You know he won’t mind: the boy has been after you ever since you started dating Ben. But you know he and Evie had started a sort-of-dating-not-exactly thing, and while it’s nothing official, you’re probably hurting her.

It’s the only thing you regret about the whole situation).

“I’m sorry.” Is the first thing out of your mouth when you finally take hold of her wrist. It comes out breathy, because you had to chase after her to make sure she wouldn’t sneak off with Jay or Carlos or Mal, though you’re sure Mal and Ben are off doing something together, or just plain making out. It doesn’t even matter- you just need to make sure Evie hears this. “I- I’m sorry. It was out of place and with Ben doing that I just-”

“Audrey! Breathe. It’s fine.” She quickly reassures you.

“I- but it’s not! You and Chad were dating and I shouldn’t have done that.”

Evie frowns with confusion, and them realization hits her. “Me and Ch-? Oh! That? We broke it up ages ago.”

Wait, what?

“Wait, what?”

“Yeah! I didn’t tell you?” Evie waves her hand as if to brush the matter off. “It wasn’t that important anyway. I always suspected he only hooked up with me to try and get me to do his homework.” Evie grimaced. “I know he’s your friend, but he’s a total jerk.”

“Yes, he is.” You mutter unconsciously while trying to piece everything together. “So you guys aren’t seeing each other anymore because of that?”

“Well, yes,” she blushes a little. It always stands up nicely against her skin when that happens. “And also because I- I realized I like someone else.”

The relief you hadn’t yet registered you felt left you all at once, leaving you to feel sad about Evie’s confession. There’s a swirl of something else inside of you that’s very akin to envy, but not exactly, but you’re already too confused about the whole situation to delve even deeper.

“Oh.” Your voice sounds strange. Chocked up, trying to hold your feelings in. But it’s so hard to do that with Evie when she had made it so easy to let your guard down. “Who is it?”

“A beautiful person.” Evie smiles dreamily, and that feeling flares up again. And this time you decide to stop lying to yourself, because the feeling is there, and it’s real.

You’re jealous.

“He’ll be lucky to have you, that’s for sure.” Maybe it’s the fact that you’re finally acknowledging it, but wow- your tone sounds really lonely and desperate.

Evie, apparently, wasn’t paying that much attention to you, because she snaps back into focus. Maybe she was daydreaming about her crush or something. “Yeah, I guess you could say that.” She bites her lip in amusement as she looks over at you. Oh goodness, you’re being obvious, aren’t you?

Trying to brush it off, you start walking again emanating all that confidence that you’re not feeling right now. “Come on. Let’s grab a bite and you can tell me all about him.”

In all honesty, you’d rather be curse with a hundred years’ sleep, but just because you’re hurting doesn’t mean you have to hurt her. You’ve already done enough of that. All you need to do right now is be a supportive friend and be there for her.

And bury those damned newfound feelings in the deepest part of your heart, of course.

It’s been a week since that, and you’re positive you’re going crazy.

First off, her crush. You know so much about him you may as well have been him. Except you aren’t, because he has the girl he wants wrapped around his finger while you’re left to hear the girl of your dreams talk about someone else. It’s exhausting, but you’ve held up. You’ve listened, and acted excitement along with her, and given input to help her on conquering his heart. Which yes, it’s as awkward as it sounds.

Second of all, but following on that same train of thought, there’s the new wardrobe changes. Now, Evie definitely looks stunning in absolutely everything she wears, but she’s actually trying now. And its too much for you. Who knew Evie would be able to give you a heart attack just by wearing an leather suit? You certainly didn’t.

And so the problem is that you’re spending more time with a more hot than usual Evie. It’s all her fault, of course. But she doesn’t know what she’s doing to you, so who can really blame her? That crush of hers better appreciate all of her efforts, because the one suffering (or perhaps enjoying too badly) is you.

But you’ve made it through a week. Barely, but you did it. Maybe you can last long enough for Evie to make the boy her boyfriend so that at least she’ll stop trying so hard. Or better yet, last long enough that she gives up the chase.

At this point you’re just hoping you hold on long enough before doing something drastic. Which is why right now you’re trying to have some alone time away from her at your dorm, trying to cool off after Evie decided wearing a skin tight dress for your afternoon together was an OK thing to do (and it wasn’t. At all). And as always, you’re failing miserably. Because as always, your mind is filled to the brim with thoughts of her.

A soft knock on the door, and you sigh happily. Maybe it’ll be Chad or Jane or heck, even Ben would be a better choice than staying alone any longer. “Come in!”

But of course, since the universe has collectively decided it hates you, Evie is the one who opens the door. She’s still wearing the dress. You groan, because really, You won’t be able to hold it together much longer. You might end up doing something risky- like… Kissing her, or something.

She looks rather frustrated, and places a hand on her hip to reflect how done she is. “I’m tired of waiting around.”

You blink. Now you’re confused. “Waiting for what?”

“For you!” She gestures wildly, breaking the last remains of her composed façade. “For your move or your whatever. You know how early I’ve been waking up these days to get all dolled up and yet you do nothing!”

“I-what?” Your mind is drawing blanks. This is comic out of the blue. Just what in the heavens is she talking about? “What DL you mean? My move?”

“To kiss me! Or ask me out! Anything!” She finally declares, dropping down on your bed next to you. And well, she really shouldn’t be so close that your thighs are touching right after she admits she has been waiting for you to kiss her. You can already feel yourself blushing.

“I- I still don’t understand. I thought you liked someone?”

Evie snorts. “That’s you, you silly.” At your shocked expression (you probably look like a gaping fish right now. How classy) she actually swallows down her words in surprise. “Wait, you mean- you didn’t know I liked you?”

“I thought you liked a boy” You screech, as you finally start putting two and two together.

“Why made you think that?” Evie scrunches her nose. “I never said I liked a boy.”

“Yes you did.” You state, and get ready to reference any conversation in which she mentions her crush. But the more you try to remember any references, the more you come up with Evie using non-gendered descriptions, and “they” as a pronoun, and using words like “that person” and “my crush”.

You look down. “Oh, I guess you didn’t. I guess I just assumed.” You spare her a glance that you hope conveys your embarrassment.

Silence fills the room, until finally Evie talks again, albeit very softly. “So I was wrong? You don’t like me?”

“Yes! Of course I do.” You quickly reassure her, and then laugh at yourself for how silly you sound. “Yes, I do like you. And I’m guessing that your crush was me-”

“Now that’s just obvious.” Evie huffs in amusement, making you smile.

“So what do we do now?”

“Now?” She says, rubbing her chin with her index and thumb to jokingly convey that she’s thinking about it. “Now I finally get that kiss I work so hard for. I deserve it. Making you realize your feelings was certainly not the easiest thing to do.” She grins, hoping closer to you. You can feel her breath on your lips, and she’s so close you’re sure he can hear your rapid heartbeat. She’s waiting for you to close the gap. Such a gentlewoman, as always.

You grin right back. “You were evil, teasing me like that.” You chuckle. “But I do believe a kiss is well enough payment for both parties, don’t you agree?”

You don’t even wait for what you know will be a witty reply before you finally close the distance and press your lips against hers. They’re soft and plum and make your heart flutter harder than ever before.

And you know for sure. Everything that happen was leading right to this moment, with her between your arms and caressing your cheek with her thumb as she cups your face and you treading your fingers through her beautiful locks that happen to be done up in a v-braid today.

Just how you like it.

anonymous asked:

Would you please do A-Z for Renji when you have time?

Sure thing!


  • A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Renji’s a total sweetheart when it comes to caring for his s/o. He’ll cradle you afterwards and murmur sweet things in your ear

  • B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His favorite body part of his is his hair. He’s quite proud of it, working hard to keep it maintained an’ everything. On you, he loves your eyes, and how they sparkle when you’re happy.

  • C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) His cum is milky white, with a slight tang to it (pineapple flavored anyone??). He loves to release on your belly, watching it trickle down your skin.

  • D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He accidentally walked in on Yumichika going down on a partner and enjoyed it

  • E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) He tries!! Renji might not always know what he’s doing, but he’ll ask you and try to cater to your needs to the best of his ability
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Total 69er. He loves getting you off with his tongue, but it just makes it so much better if you’re contributing as well. 

  • G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) I can see him being a bit more silly the more comfortable you get with each other. He’ll begin to tease you, charming his way to bed.

  • H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) omg, yesss. You can bet your ass he’s fiery red down there as well

  • I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) He’s secretly a very romantic person. He loves to make you feel special and cherished

  • J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Renji masturbates more than he cares to admit. He insists he can’t help it, inspiration just floods his mind. 
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Pussy worship and light bondage… oh, and hair pulling
 (on him)
  • L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Anywhere he and his s/o are up for. If you’re both feeling it, more often than not, you’re doing it.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Pretty much anything can turn him on. You bending over to get something.. perhaps the end of your shirt lifts up and exposes your bare skin
? Immediate reaction.
  • N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Knowing you’re not enjoying yourself is a complete turn off for him. He wants to know that whatever you are doing together you like

  • O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He loves when you both can pleasure each other at the same time. 
  • P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Renji has a good balance of both, changing his pace whenever he thinks fit

  • Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Renji’s always down for a quickie. Behind a wall, in a closet, you name it
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Renji’s a bit on the shyer side, though always willing to try something out if you suggest it

  • S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Usually Renji’ll go for about two rounds before he’s done

  • T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) No toys himself, but he sure does enjoy watching you use one

  • U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He likes to switch back and forth, between teasing you and romanticizing you to death
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s not embarrassed to express how much he likes something, resulting in loud moans

  • W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) He hates it, but Renji is actually very sensitive. He’ll take whatever you say to him to heart
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Long n’ lean. He likes to keep his hair in check, trimmed and neat

  • Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Renji hopes do get down n’ dirty four times a week, at least
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Renji’ll fall asleep pretty quickly afterwards, trapping his s/o in his arms.
Anime Questions

Akame Ga Kill: They dont all die right? RIGHT???

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu: How can a show about assassins not have any killing?
but why is it so good?


Bleach: Sooo…. what actually is ichigo??

Code Geass: Why doesnt he just get them to give him head???

Corpse Party: Is their such thing such thing as an anime that is sweeter, more beautiful, and more homely as this one? 

Deadman Wonderland: Where the fuck is season two??

Death Note: Am i starting to turn emo?

Digimon: Why is it that the Japanese theme song is so different compared to the English one? (check out the difference in lyrics if you havent seen them)

Fairy Tail: Is their even a characters that doesnt have a ship?

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood: ITS OKAY TO CRY RIGHT? ITS OKAY TO CRY RIGHT???

Hunter x Hunter: How can a 11 year old be so jack?!?!?

Kuroko no Basuke: Is ball actually life? 

Mirai Nikki: This girl Yuno, is she kinda crazy?

Owari no Seraph: What did these orphans do to get slaughtered the first episode? 

One Piece: There are HOW MANY EPISODES? 

Shingeki No Kyojin: Is Eren ever gonna stop being so weak and wimpy?

Sword Art Online: When did this turn into a harem?

The Devil Is A Part-Timer: So a season two or?????

Tokyo Ghoul: Lol is Kaneki ever gonna become a badass?

Shokugeki no Soma: Is this about food or is this porn?? 

On Arc-V colorblindness and why people can’t tell Yuu counterparts apart?

Seeing how many times this topic was discussed, I decided to make a lenghty post, ultimately explaining that Arc-V mystery.

Q. Why no one notice that Yuya, Yuto, Yugo and Yuri, as well as Yuzu and Serena, are different people, despite them having different hair color and eye color?

A. They actually don’t have different hair and eye color.

Wait, what?..

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

what kind of things would Renji say in bed if he were in a dirty talking~ kind of mood? I just feel like he would have a filthy mouth in the sheets. I love your blog and now that you're accepting Bleach too I love it so much it physically hurts

Ohhh YESS, this ask got me soo excited! I easily see Renji as a dirty talker… And I’m soo thrilled you love the blog. 

Renji Dirty Talking Headcanons

• Renji really doesn’t entirely restrict his dirty talk to the bedroom. If he was in a dirty talking mood in public Renji would be probably say something sly like, ‘You look really nice in that.’ And then he would shoot you that little, cheeky, side smirk of his and say, ‘I can’t wait to take it off you later.’

• Also has a bit of a pet name thing where he will call his partner ‘hot stuff,’ but that’s more when he’s being a little playful and he just wants to irritate them – because sometimes Renji enjoys aggravating his partner.

• Definitely says stuff like ‘get your sexy ass over here,’ He’s more of an ass grabber too, likes to cop a feel when they are busy doing something and they aren’t aware he’s there.

• When it comes to the bedroom he’s definitely the type to be more assertive when starting things. He tries to be subtle about it, but Renji is about as subtle as a gun. So he’ll say stuff like ‘I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight,’ or 'I swear I’m not this horny all the time, but you’re just fucking sexy,’ or 'I’m going to tear off your clothes and fuck you raw.’

• But once it gets to the bedroom it gets so much better, like if he’s working on some foreplay and he’s fingering you he might say stuff like 'you’re so tight, and wet, it’s making me even harder.’

• During sex though, he kinda loses focus a little more and he just swears more. Like if he’s really moving and out of his partner he’ll probably groan 'fuck,’ a lot. He will also say his s/o’s name too, but for the most part dirty talk falls by the wayside.

• When he’s coming he just sticks to lengthened groans or repeatedly muttering his partner’s name helplessly.

Short half-ass attempt comic on how Bleach got ta the dimensional maid/butler party thingy 

-2nd part coming soon-

- teebiints

GOTTA SAY i’m in love with everybody doing an origin story for their maid and coming to the party and aLSO this sounds like the radest party ever. skeletonfree, precious babes, no jackwagons? that’s my kinda party

Today in ‘the kind of shit you realise when you’re having a mind-numbingly boring day at work’:

Kurosaki Ichigo is a fucking shojo hero and not a shonen one

Like ok I’ve been saying jokingly for a while that Bleach was actually originally meant to be a shoujo and it’s just thinly disguised as shounen (because that bridge scene in the SS arc what the fuck), but…. like….. really think about it 

Most shounen heroes are optimistic and bright. That’s their thing.They make friends through their unwavering optimistic attitude and bullshit nakama powers, idk. But Ichigo? He’s a fuckin tsundere who doesn’t like opening up to people and making friends (except ofc he does the latter, but only through beating the shit out of them/getting the shit beat out of him by them first). When was the last time you had a shounen hero as reluctant and tsundere as Ichigo? Usually in shounen, the tsundere is a character archetype assigned to the happy-go-lucky protag’s rival, not the protag himself. Plus, he’s supposed to be good-looking in canon (if Riruka’s reaction in FB is anything to go by), and like lmao once again that’s not a typical shounen protagonist trait. Ichigo isn’t a traditional shounen hero by any stretch of the imagination (mostly Bc as many ppl have pointed out, Bleach is structured more like a monomyth than standard shonen, but I digress).

But take him out of shonen and put him in a shoujo context and Ichigo fits the bill to a T. Good looking? Check. Tragic back story / mother trauma? Check. Stereotypical bad boy image with a heart of gold? Check. Secret dork? Check. Tsundere about expressing himself? Check. Angsty and prone to brooding by himself with all of his problems? Check. Fiercely protective? Check.  Sacrifices everything in his life for the sake of a single girl? Check check fucking check 

And???/ Like???? Just look at all his colourspreads for Bleach and??? This shit becomes even more obvious? Like sure there’s a few colourspreads where he’s decked out in Shinigami gear looking heroic and shit surrounded by flames but for the most part Ichigo’s colourspreads are like… Ichigo in nice fashionable clothes looking at the audience with either this half-lidded sultry expression or a broody angsty expression on his face and im??????? Putting ur protag in fashionable clothes and posing them like a model is what u do in SHOUJO colourspreads not in shounen ones omg

And, just, the shoujo heroine finding the kinda aimless ‘’’’bad boy’’’’ with a shitton of potential and a heart of gold and changing them for the better, making them a better man who actually lives up to their potential is…. a shoujo trope…. it’s a shoujo storyline…… like….. I’m not trying to say Bleach would have worked better as a shoujo here but…. fuck it Bleach would have worked better as a shoujo 

anonymous asked:

Sorry to bother but do you think you could make multi-colored hair like let's say the shaved off part is black/dark brown and the rest is bleached/dyed, kinda like you did with Cora's hair. I've been searching everywhere but I can't find anything like that. You don't have to do this just asking.

Is there a particular hair you want it done on? :o

anonymous asked:

if you're gonna bleach your hair i'd suggest getting it done at a salon, and that way there's no chance of burning (unless the salon is really shitty). but even if you do it at home just don't go right up to the roots and you should be fine

yeah i planned on going to a salon this weekend and they have really good reviews but bleach is a chemical and i guess i cant really blame them if i feel fire?? i know some ppl say it burns a lot and others say barely anything and idk what experience i’ll get!! I’m scared. A part of me wants to do it myself just so the moment it gets sizzling I can run to the sink but idk. It would be ideal not to touch my roots but my hair is short and i kinda want the whole thing covered so it’s goodbye to that safety net

Bleach characters, it turns out that Orihime has been the big bad of Bleach this whole time! Your reactions?

As requested by conformingchaos. :) And also blackmoonwhitesun98 and xxxxanimebitchxxxx. ;)

How would Bleach characters react if they suddenly learned that Bleach’s big bad was Orihime? 

Ichigo: Like I’d ever believe this!

Ichigo: Inoue is 100% goodness and light!

Chad: Uh….Ichigo? Inoue *just* explained her evil plan. Like, literally just now. In front of us. Plus she just tried to kill us.


Ichigo: I know, but it’s *Inoue*.

Chad: Do I need to throw you into a wall again?

Ulquiorra: I for one have no trouble believing this.

Ulquiorra: That woman tortured and then killed me.

Hichigo: Correction: *I* tortured and then killed you.

Ulquiorra: No. You pulverized my internal organs, which resulted in my death.

Ulquiorra: But the woman was the one who helped me begin to understand humans, to begin to *want* to understand humans, to begin to wish that I could make a connection…and then as I died she reached out her hand…

Ulquiorra: And didn’t heal me. But instead watched me die.

Ulquiorra: Presumably nourished by my pain. 

Ishida: Hey! Shut your bat mouth!

Ishids: Inoue may not have healed you, but she is a HEALER! Since when is the healer character a murderer??

Unohana: [coughs]


Ishida: Oh yeah.

Loly: Oh come on, guys! I PUMMELED that woman and she REFUSED to fight back, no matter what!

Loly: She’s not evil. She’s WEAK

Ulquiorra: Didn’t her not fighting back drive you to the breaking point until you finally attacked Yammy to protect her?


Loly: SHIT

Rukia: Wait, but Urahara once told Inoue she couldn’t fight because her constitution wasn’t “suited” for fighting!

Rukia: So even Urahara didn’t suspect her, and he’s supposed to be some kind of genius!


Rukia: Unless of course he tried to keep her out of the fight because he KNEW she was evil.

Urahara: [whistling]


Renji: Aren’t Inoue’s powers, like, completely unique?

Renji: And godlike?

Renji: And she can heal herself from anything?

Renji: Aren’t we kinda screwed?

Shinji: Not to mention she won’t be healing *us* anymore.

Renji: You’re right. We’re super screwed. 

Tatsuki: I always knew Inoue would do awesome things!

Keigo: Um….were you not listening to the part where she’s evil?

Tatsuki: It’s kinda cool though.

Mizuiro: Well at least Ichigo will protect us.


Ichigo: CAN’T. WON’T. NOPE.

Chad: Take your fingers out of your ears, Ichigo!


Mizuiro: Or not.

anonymous asked:

There’s a cute guy in my gov class who bleached part of his hair & I think he’s not straight bc he likes Frank Ocean & gives off a Vibe imo,, he’s nice & i don’t know him well tbh but he’s kinda artsy & he always eats lucky charms with orange juice instead of milk for breakfast in class it’s slightly intimidating,, i doodled him once & showed him! ye i don’t know him well & I’m currently into another guy so I probs won’t pursue him but i like seeing him,, hope y’all are doing well!

He sounds so cute!

But I am terrified of the whole eating lucky charms with orange juice instead of milk….

i dont know if by saying “y’all” you’re referring to me as multiple people or if you’re referring to me and my boyfriend, and if you’re referring to me and my boyfriend we broke up almost two weeks ago and im fucked up abt it