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“I’m kind of dreading going back home honestly. My sister has the breakup dumps and I have no advice for her. I can’t get her to leave the house. It’s been two days.” This was exactly part of the reason DeMarcus hated getting caught up in relationships. “It’s just depressing.”

The human equivalent of one of those dogs that looks like a horse, huh? Actually that was creative. But hey, if I knew people was going to miss me so much, I would have displayed a giant picture of me in the middle of Manhattan“.