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Jeremy hcs (and a few Michael ones)

•Literal twig, weighs only 95-105 lbs usually (it’s because he barely eats tbh)


•He’s not anorexic, he just forgets to eat. Michael always has to remind him.


•terrified of water


•voice cracks when nervous/excited/flustered/literally all the time


•cat person


•went through a space phase, isn’t totally out of it tbh


•Brooke showed him alternative music and now it’s his favorite. He showed it to Michael and now they are a force of old and new alternative and they annoy everyone else who doesn’t like it because they will bLAST it whenever they can.


•gets a lot of cute little gifts and things for Michael like Player 1 and Player 2 heart bracelets that they never take off (Jeremy’s has the paint chipping to almost a point where they’re unreadable but Michael’s is perfect because OCD)


•normal sleep schedule? What’s that?


•has worn makeup more than once (he doesn’t talk about it though, even though he didn’t necessarily not like wearing makeup. Only Michael knows about it.)


•He never meant for the blue/red aesthetic thing to happen but he just really liked blue and Michael liked red and now Michael makes him keep the theme because OCD. Jeremy keeps it because he knows how much Michael likes it.


•this isn’t Jeremy but if you haven’t noticed, I hc Michael with OCD


•his favorite color is actually purple but the blue thing like I said


•had the biggest panic attack when his mom left, he stayed at Michaels for a while because his dad didn’t know what to do and was a mess too (he’s gotten better at calming him now though)


•The squip still can talk in his head. It never fully went away. Whenever he does something uncool, the squip knocks him for it, which is why Jeremy’s self-esteem is still really low. (No one knows about this, not even Michael)


•Jeremy’s always wanted to be a game developer and his first job is at Game Stop with Michael but they don’t last long together because they talk too much and oh god the flirting.


•Michael and Jeremy go to the same college like they planned and yes they do room together, and yes, the squad comes over as much as they can and squeeze into their tiny dorm. They all go there because wow their dorm is super awesome. There’s game merch and music posters and it’s all really neat and just wow everyone loves it.


•Jeremy tried to dye his hair once. It didn’t go well. It was…crispy. Blue, but crispy. He had to get it cut, which he hated because he loves the side bang look.


•Jeremy sleeps over at Michael’s a lot but Michael stays with Jeremy a lot too because his parents aren’t exactly great to him. (I might do Michael hcs and expand on this bc ooh I have a lot to say about it)


•Jeremy really likes cucumber sandwiches. He just does.

Gosh I can’t get the enter button to work so just where the bullet points are is where a new one starts

anonymous asked:

do you mind making some more lance hcs?? I've read all of the other ones like 3 times.

anon that’s a lot of headcanons to be reading lmao.. i don’t shut up about my Blue Boy. This is half headcanon/half character analysis lmao.

WHOM UP FOR SOME LANGST.

  • Lance has a boatload of insecurities, but I don’t think he has depression. (Time to project) What happens is that his ADHD causes him to hyperfocus on his mistakes to the point that he gets trapped in his Hell Brain, stuck in this bad cycle where he constantly berates himself and inflates his personal fears. But he’s normally able to manage because he has a huge support network- his bigass family.
  • There are definitely little kids in Lance’s family, and being around kids who love you is so nice?? Whenever Lance starts feeling weighed down, he plays with his baby siblings/cousins/neighbors and lets their enthusiasm feed his until everyone is bouncing off the walls and being ushered outside. I’ve probably said this before, but Lance was Born to be an uncle.
  • Anyway, Lance is used to being surrounded by people he has a deep connection with who truly care about him and love him. So at the Garrison, when he was far away from his family, he struggled a little bit but ultimately supplemented his human contact quota by befriending pretty much everyone. If he knows that people like him, then he can like himself.
  • Which is why in space he’s kind of… deflating. Because he’s surrounded by people who have rebuffed him before, and it’s hard not to internalize that, ya feel?? Like:
    • Pidge refused to do anything with Hunk & Lance when they were all at the Garrison, which is fair bc she was in Deep Cover, but Lance obvi didn’t know this so he was honestly kind of hurt? 
      • All his attempts at friendship and bonding were coldly shut down the moment they left his mouth. Lance spent many a sleepless nights wondering what was wrong with him, what aspect of his personality made Pidge hate him on sight. 
      • It… sucks to know that no matter what you do, someone will remain distant, especially if you’re used to making friends. Lance is a fixer, but how can you fix something if you only know part of the problem?
    • Keith straight up forgot who Lance was. And you know that Lance had really built-up their relationship in his mind. Even if it’s because Lance claims they ‘hated’ each other, it’s clear that Lance considered Keith special in that he was a goal to beat/overcome, and he clearly assumed Keith viewed him the same way. So when they reunited and Keith didn’t recognize him… Ouch
      • It hurts to realize that you’ve put way more into a relationship than someone else, but it especially sucks if they never even noticed you in the first place. 
      • Also, lots of resentment issues thanks to the Garrison constantly comparing Lance to Keith. Bastards.
    • Shiro is Lance’s hero, but Shiro is such… a jackass to Lance gsdhkjgd I’m so mad about how Shiro has been treating Lance as the show progresses. 
      • Shiro kind of… assumes that they’re equals, which normally is fine, but Shiro physically pushes/shoves Lance around, ignores his opinions, and tells him to knock it off whenever Lance acts like himself. 
      • And between close friends, that behavior can be ‘acceptable’, but again: Lance looks up to Shiro. So this treatment.. I can only see Lance negatively internalizing it. How good of a teammate can you be if your hero only ever treats you as a joke?
    • And Allura… it’s clear she’s really not interested in Lance’s flirting. Which would be fine, but it’s kind of been their entire relationship so far (mainly because of Bad Writing), so when Allura rejects Lance’s bad pick-up line she kind of rejects any connection at all, including friendship.
      • Like, you can argue that this is Lance’s fault for constantly hitting on her, but Allura’s natural response to Lance is either Carefully Maintained Neutrality or clear exasperation.
      • That’s not exactly… a warm welcome, so I could see Lance slowly just starting to avoid her. Because it SUCKS to enter someone’s line of view and immediately see their smile drop a fraction. It sucks to know that someone immediately has their guard up the moment you try to talk to them. It sucks to feel like you’ve sabotaged any chances before you even knew you had them. It sucks to realize that you, and your personality, made someone feel this way, and that you are the problem. From there, you learn it’s better to just… stay away, and stay quiet.
  • TLDR Lance is really only comfortable comfortable around Hunk and Coran. And the Space Mice, provided they don’t rat him out to Allura.
  • Lance internalizes a lot of stuff lmao. He reacts by overcompensating; when he feels hurt or out of his depth, he amps up his ego, he goes all out with the flirting, he uses bravado to cover up any cracks in his armor. 
    • (If you keep making them laugh, then they’re too busy to laugh at you.)
  • Lance is his own worst enemy. If someone yells at him and calls him a failure, he can get righteously angry and ignore what they said or crack a joke to ease the tension. He can deflect. It’s when he’s alone, when he has time to think, that he begins to place more pressure on himself.
    • You know how people can become paralyzed by their perfectionism? They’re so worried about getting the end product perfect that they can’t even start the process. That’s Lance, to some extent.
  • He prunes his own self/image. If he can’t get something right, he cuts it out of his personality. He doesn’t cling to it. He gets rid of anything he thinks makes him a failure, anything that shows that he’s useless. All those branches, traits, imperfections- they’re snipped away. And what he’s left with, he clings to. This is his absolute. This is his foundation. These are the tenants he builds himself up from. He’s the ladies man. He’s the sharpshooter. He’s the funny one. This is what makes Lance McClain worthwhile.
  • So when that foundation gets rocked… it’s bad. And normally, he can spring back, because he has his support network. But right now he’s billions of light years away from home, stuck with a team that only seems to like him 70% of the time.

toenail stank was actually like, mad at sam for dodging that blast like, this binch was deadass up here blasting sam, who had only come to help, square in the chest and knocking him to the floor like “how dare you! you dodged the blast! we were trying to hit you, the guy in the air that doesn’t have a metal suit protecting him! but u moved and now rhodey is injured! why did you move, if it hit you, you probably would have died but like,,,at least rhodey would have been A-OK” and people still wanna defend him i am confusion

Here is a gentle reminder from a glowing, light-eating cat that every now and then it’s absolutely vital to pause and give yourself the time and space and snacks and stars you need to shine again.

Lance / Keith / Pidge / Hunk / Shiro&Allura / Coran

“And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we loved / Grey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from above”  Pompeii, Bastille

More dances from @wittyy-name and @wolfpainters fic Shut Up and Dance With Me! And right after their update, I’m so excited. I was finishing the colors for Anaconda!Keith while I was on the stream with them (which was a blast I’m so excited that I got the courage up to join them).

The videos for the dances are here, for Pompeii, and here, for Anaconda. Seriously, watch them they’re amazing!!! Pidge and Hunk are coming up next, along with Pidge and Lance dancing to Shakira! (I’m seriously having a blast can you tell?)

As promised bonus Keith dancing to Anaconda under the cut because I am nothing if not self indulgent:

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Beach Lifeguard Au

Obi-wan gets like 14 false alarm calls each day from admirers who really just want the kiss of life from Lifeguard Kenobi. Needs a thousand layers of sunscreen a day. Still gets sunburned.

Padme actually runs the beach. Everything. All the adults, teens, toddlers listen to the lifeguard queen. There is no inappropriate diving or horseplay on her watch.No littering. Has saved like 12000 people because she is amazing, even jellyfish fear her

Ahsoka is the Cool Lifeguard. Will buy new ice cream for kids who drop theirs in the sand. Master of water gun wars and beach volleyball. Once buried Lifeguard Kenobi in the sand when he took a nap during his break

Anakin was fired the first day. Too many complaints about sand. Waits for Padme’s breaks by the food trucks, wolf whistles at Obi-Wan while he’s trying to do his job. Waits for Ahsoka to get off the sand so he can blast her with water balloons. Is a beloved public beach menace

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Title: The Execution of the Last Steal [AO3]
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Thief!Jensen, Hacker!Jared, Protective!Jensen, BAMF!Jared, BAMF!Jensen, Jealous!Jensen, Friends To Lovers, Pretended Couple (between the Js), Mild Violence, Top!Jensen, Bottom!Jared, Happy Ending
Word Count: 97k
Summary: Anyone who meets Jared Padalecki would think he has the perfect life: a college degree, a normal life and an apparently perfect fiancé, Stephen Amell, the son of a Senator with a bright future. Except for one thing: it’s all based on a lie. Five years ago, he created a new identity for himself to cut all ties to his criminal past and ex-boyfriend Jensen Ackles, a world-renowned thief.

But Jared can’t run forever. A threat from his past comes back looking for him and the only person who can help him is the man he thought he left behind forever, the only person Jared’s never been able to forget.

Incredibly charming and just as cocky, Jensen Ackles is a thief that is too good at his job for his own good, who would do anything to protect Jared now that his life is in danger. Years have gone by, but he has never been able to forget Jared either.

And perhaps now that they are forced to escape together, Jensen might be able to do what he’s best at: steal Jared’s heart one last time and win back the only person Jensen has ever loved.

anonymous asked:

what's the name of the weapon you gave coran in the kotp au? is it a lance, spear idk the difference asdfghjkl

I’ve been referring to it as a staff/double headed spear in my head. 

Something like this-

It’s also got a bunch of other features. No blades, single blade or double blades. Spin it fast enough and it can deflect blasts. Can shoot blasts. Blades can change shape (even has a lance mode).

So many deadly sticks in one long stick. That’s what it’s called.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your art and comics, and your blog makes me happy! You're also so friendly and awesome to people, and that's another thing I really appreciate about you and your blog. I hope you have a really great day! :)

thanks so much!! that makes me so happy! and hey, the appreciation for that second part goes to all of you guys. the fact that anon or no, you guys are filling my box up with love every day, is something to be reckoned with.

likewise on that great day! ♥

Anonymous said:

cas’ starry-eyed face in that last comic is killing me. it’s too perfect. i want to print it and carry it in my wallet always. i love it so much. (i also love you very much, thank you for being so wonderful.)

you have my blessing to print said picture out and carry it in your wallet. so long as you show it to someone who’s like, an acquaintance that doesn’t really know you, with an opening statement of “do you want to see a picture of my son?”

thanks!

Anonymous said:

I’m so sorry to bother you, but I have a quick question. It’s just that we’re doing this thing in science- not important. How much do you usually make in commission? As an artist, I’m going on commission soon before I do anything major.

well, commissions can turn into something major if you treat them as such. each commission varies for me, but i generally charge $40/hr. for instance, a piece like this (which was a commission!):

requires a $100 deposit, as i know it’ll take 3+ hours. final price is normally determined after the piece is finished, and people can also tip as much as they feel comfortable with. (i’ve had people tip as much as $200 on a $100 piece, so it’s tough to say!) so i really don’t have a solid number to give you, unfortunately :T

(OH YEAH before i get asked, commissions are closed! just wanted to see if i couldn’t give a little assistance to an anon)