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1989 problems
  • welcome to new york:
  • me: WELCOME TO NEW YORK
  • ppl: um we're not in new york..
  • me: um excuse me
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  • ppl: GOTTA LOVE THEM STARBUCKS LOVERRRSSSS
  • me: look i appreciate the sing along but its LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS. god.
  • style:
  • ppl: i dont get this song
  • me: SHHHHHH you dont have to get it, just listen.
  • out of the woods:
  • me: OMG OOTW
  • ppl: oh my good u mean outfit of the week right????
  • me: no. out of the woods. god karin.
  • all you had to do was stay:
  • ppl: oh my god she uses auto tune, ovi she cant go that high on stay
  • me: GOD DONT U GET IT. ITS FROM A DREAM. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
  • shake it off:
  • ppl: ew now shes rapping.
  • me: JAHSDFJKASHDFKJASDHFAKJSDFH JUST NO.
  • i wish you would:
  • ppl: why is it always 2am
  • me: BC IT IS. ITS A GOOD TIME.
  • bad blood:
  • ppl: yo, i heard this is about that girl-
  • me: IT DOESNT MATTER JUST LISTEN
  • wildest dreams:
  • ppl: this is sooo about-
  • me: AGAIN. I DONT CARE. WAIT FOR IT. AaaHhhHAHHHHHH.
  • how you get the girl:
  • ppl: who even listens to her directions of getting a girl anyway.
  • me: UH LIKE THE WHOLE POPULATION OF THIS EARTH
  • this love:
  • me: THIS LOVE IS GOOD THIS LOVEE THIS BAD
  • ppl: ugh too repeatitive
  • me: *shoves pillow in their face* THIS LOVE IS ALIVE BACK FROM THE DEAD OhhHhHh
  • i know places:
  • ppl: foxes? did she just say foxes? this song makes no sense.
  • me: LISTEN CAREFULY AND IT MAKES SENSE.
  • clean:
  • me: RAIN CAME POURING DOWNNNN
  • *no one says anything because it's too amazing*