blank baby

Why is it that whenever I draw Underfell I always draw the bros as cuddly as possible? While I prefer to keep the Bros as twins, I still have a soft spot for Big Brother Papyrus. The bed looks a little wonky. But other than that, I think this turned out all right.

I borrowed @stuffedart‘s design for these two (at least somewhat), so feel free to check them out!

  • -team 7 meeting Sarada for the first time-
  • Sakura: (rocking the sleeping baby) Isn't she gorgeous?
  • Kakashi: (tear-eyed) She is precious. You and Sasuke did an excellent job making her. (winks)
  • Naruto: The chubby cheeks are so cute! But not as cute as Boruto's though.
  • Sai: Let me see... (takes a closer look at Sarada) Oh no. Too bad. I'm sorry.
  • Sakura: (concerned) What's wrong?
  • Sai: She has your forehead.
  • Naruto: Oh no he didn't...!
  • Sakura: (eye-twitching)
nct dream on valentine’s day

mark

-gets confessed to a lot by the blushy shy ones and always politely turns them down

-probably gets a shit ton of presents 

-always goes “!!! oh omg!!! no it’s ok you didnt need to give me a present!!! hahaha, but ty!!!!!!!”

-a sweet precious bean that is extra careful not to hurt anyone’s feelings

-probably ends up going to the arcade with hyuck and wins a teDDY BEAR FOR HIM :’)))

-also gets smol gifts for the rest of his bandmates


donghyuck

-really awkward when receiving confessions

-he’d scratch the back of his neck and just go “sorry,,,, i dont really like you that way,,, but we can still be friends!!”

-probably gets a shit ton of chocolate 

-has to be dragged away so he doesnt eat all of them

-”mOrK LeE LeT ME AT THoSe chOColAtes oR I’lL FIgHT

-is a lil bit nicer to everyone on this day

-scoffs over skinship between couples and proceeds to backhug mark


jaemin

-gets!!! the most!!!! confessions and secret love letters!!!!!

-probably hugs everyone that confesses to them and turns them down so gently !!!!

-”i dont like you like that bUT someone else will bc ur such a cutiepie and a good person!!!!!”

-gets a lot of confessions from boys too like wowzas what a boi

-his desk is overfilled with gifts

-pstt he always gets like one stuffie that he treasures for the rest of his life bc he just loves stuffies so much

-plans a date w/ him and jeno lbr


jeno

-!!!!! BASICALLY JAEMIN

-the two of them run around school stealing all the hearts smh

-”im so flattered!!! but i dont like u that way :((((”

-pretends to be shocked when confessed to like jeno we all know you prepared for this the night before

-he probably practiced how to turn people down in the mirror

-”i dont like you that way- wAIT NO THAT’S TOO HARSH”

-will feed jaemin his chocolate in the middle of the hallway, gives no fucks


chenle

-an actual sunshine!!!!!

-legitimately didnt expect any confessions 

-maybe gifts bUT NO CONFESSIONS

-sunshine so bright it’ll mend all the broken hearts

-”!!!! this is,,, this is so sweet but!!! i dont like u that way,,,,, maybe in another life when our life isnt so complicated,,,, *dramatic sigh*”

-AN ACTUAL DRAMA QUEEN

-stares at renjun the entire day and hopes renjun says something

-(always sad when he never does :((( )

-gets everyone lil presents


renjun

-oblivious to everything

-a girl would be trying to confess to him and he’d just never notice

-shy smiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-sososososo flattered by confessions and loves secret love letters

-goes on with his day like it’s any other day tbh (bf chenle doesnt like that)

-only notices chenle felt neglected on this vvv special day when jaehyun tells him

-so he dasi run run runs to the store to get a teddy bear and proclaim his unDYING LOVE FOR HIM

-i mean u gotta pair extra with extra™️️


jisung

-sweet innocent baby!!!!!

-blanks out when confessed to

-he literally does not know what to say

-probably stutters out his response aW

-”i-i-i’m,,,,, uh,,,,,, thank,,,,,,,,,,”

-a single bead of sweat just rolls down the side of his face and he literally goes into fight or flight mode

-’do i fight,,,,, nono jisung theyre a nice person!!! no fighting!!!!! so do we,,,, do i,,,, do i ruN LET’S RUN’

-probably gets a lot of cheek kisses from his hyungs bc he’s 2 cute to resist

-gets chocolate for his bandmates

-blushes a lot !!!!!!!!!

So if you’re ever looking for a modern au fic where Laurens, Lafayette and Mulligan are in a polyamorous relationship, and invitie Alex into their bed after getting to know him after one night, THIS might be your cup of tea <3

I’ve spent more time than I care to admit trying to figure out Alex’s face.

Anywho, enjoy!

After Sarada’s birth, the young Uchiha couple often argued over who would read her a bedtime story. When simple taking turns didn’t work out, Sakura proposed an arm-wrestling competition to settle the matter. Sasuke was hesitant and thought the idea was silly but Sakura insisted and persuaded him.
The result? Sakura read Sarada’s bedtime story that night.
Sasuke felt cheated and never acceded to arm-wrestling with his wife again.
—  me headcanoning again

anonymous asked:

Omg it makes soo much sense with "I've got a blank space baby and I'll write your name" as in the contract and the pen clicking wow I'm shook

I read that went “Oh! Oh, of course. Why did I never make that connection?”

Blank Space - An Analysis

“You can tell me when it’s over” - the contract ending

“If the high was worth the pain” - if faking it really helped his (the beard’s) image

“Stolen kisses, pretty lies” - sneaking kisses from their SO’s in private, lying to the public

“Find out what you want” - find out what he wants from the contract

“I can make all the tables turn” - if you mess up i can flip it on you

“But I’ve got a blank space baby, and I’ll write your name” - signing the contract

slate.com
France now recognizes a legal third gender for intersex people
France’s intersex population scored a major legal victory on Wednesday. For the first time, a French court recognized a third legal gender option, making the nation the second in Europe, along with Germany, to recognize a gender identity beyond woman and man.

Last week, France became the second nation in Europe to legally recognize a third gender. The new “neutral gender” category will hopefully help to decrease the number of unnecessary genital surgeries performed on intersex babies and increase acceptance of trans people. 

The catch is that the third gender option applies only to intersex people. Trans or nonbinary people who don’t fit into the male or female checkboxes will still be forced to choose between those two. This is standard in some countries that have introduced third genders, but not all of them – New Zealand, India, Nepal, Pakistan and Bangladesh all have third-gender laws that allow transgender people to opt in, too. 

Many of the world’s third-gender laws are underpinned by this kind of rigid biological determinism. In Germany, too, parents of children born with both male and female sex characteristics can leave the gender space on the birth certificate blank, thus labeling the baby “indeterminate.” When those kids are old enough to decide whether they want to keep that term or identify as a man or woman, they can choose to place an X on their passports in place of an M or an F.

Australia’s third-gender category, which was affirmed in the country’s highest court last year, is bound by bodily norms, too, albeit in a different way. The “non-specific” gender identification is only available to transgender people who’ve undergone gender affirmation surgery, which defies any sense of logic about the way gender works. That somebody who identifies as neither a man nor a woman (a sociological distinction, not a biological one) should be forced to change their body to conform to a different biological sex standard exposes Western society’s deep distrust of those who live unapologetically outside accepted gender norms.

Tomorrow is Intersex Awareness Day, so this is especially timely. We have to keep working toward acceptance and equal treatment for people with all kinds of bodies, all kinds of identities and all kinds of genders. Nothing less. 

Narrados en una canción
  • ARIES: I See Fire - Ed Sheran

‘‘And if we should die tonight
We shall all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father
Oh, prepare as we will watch the flames
Burn auburn on the mountainside
Desolation comes upon the sky‘‘
‘‘Oh, should my people fall
Surely I’ll do the same
Confined in mountain halls
We got too close to the flames
Calling out father
Oh, hold fast and we will watch the flames
Burn auburn on the mountainside
Desolation comes upon the sky‘‘

  • TAURO: National Anthem - Lana Del Rey

‘’He said to be cool but I’m already coolest‘‘
‘‘It’s a love story for the new age
For the six pages
Want a quick sick rampage?
Whining and dining, drinking and driving
Excessive buying, overdose and dying
On our drugs and our loves
And our dreams and our rage
Blurring the lines between real and the fake
Dark and lonely, I need somebody to hold me
He will do very well, I can tell, I can tell
Keep me safe in his bell tower, hotel‘‘
‘‘I’m your national anthem
Boy, put your hands up
Give me a standing ovation
Boy, you have landed
Babe, in the land of sweetness and danger‘‘

  • GÉMINIS: Die Young - Kesha

‘‘Hearts out of minds running
Till we out of time
Wild childs looking good
Living hard just like we should
Don’t care who’s watching
When we tearing it up
You know- that magic that we got
Nobody can touch
Looking for some trouble tonight
Take my hand, I’ll show you the wild side
Like it’s the last night of our lives
We’ll keep dancing till we die‘‘

  • CÁNCER: Breathe Me - Sia

‘‘Help, I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
And, the worst part is there’s no-one else to blame‘‘
‘‘Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
and needy
Warm me up
And breathe me‘‘

  • LEO: Blank Space - Taylor Swift

‘‘So it’s going to be forever
Or it’s going to go down in flames?
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Because you know I love the players
And you love the game‘‘
‘‘Because we’re young and reckless
We’ll take this way too far
It’ll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
But I’ve got a blank space baby’’

  • VIRGO: Solitaire - Marina And The Diamonds

‘‘Don’t wanna talk anymore
I’m obsessed with silence
I go home and I lock my door
I can hear the sirens‘‘
‘‘Hard like a rock, cold like a stone
White like a diamond, black like coal
Cut like a jewel, yeah I repair‘‘
‘‘Solitaire
Something you consider
Rare
I don’t wanna be compared
Yeah
With that cheap shimmer and glitter
Solitaire‘‘

  • LIBRA:  Good For You - Selena Gomez

‘‘Now you say I got a touch so good, so good
Make you never want to leave
So don’t, so don’t
Going to wear that dress you like, skin-tight
Do my hair up real, real nice
And syncopate my skin to your heart beating‘‘
‘‘Because I just want to look good for you, good for you
I just want to look good for you, good for you
Let me show you how proud I am to be yours
Leave this dress a mess on the floor
And still look good for you, good for you‘‘

  • ESCORPIO: Control - Halsey

‘‘I’m bigger than my body
I’m colder than this home
I’m meaner than my demons
I’m bigger than these bones‘‘
‘‘And all the kids cried out,
“Please stop, you’re scaring me”
I can’t help this awful energy
Goddamn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?‘‘

  • SAGITARIO: Single Ladies - Beyoncé

‘‘Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I’m doing my own little thing
I decided to dip
but now you wanna trip
Because another brother noticed me
I’m up on him, he up on me
Don’t pay him many attention
Because I cried my tears, for three good years
You can’t be mad at me‘‘

  • CAPRICORNIO: Misery Business - Paramore

‘‘Well I never meant to brag
But I’ve gotten what I wanted now
Well, It was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
Because I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
Because God it just feels so…
It just feels so good‘‘
‘‘Second chances they don’t ever matter
People never change
Once a wh*re, you’re nothing more
I’m sorry that’ll never change‘‘

  • ACUARIO: Arabella - Arctic Monkeys

‘‘Arabella’s got a seventies head
But she’s a modern lover
It’s an exploration she’s made of outer space
And her lips are like the galaxy’s edge
And her kiss the color of a constellation
Falling into place‘‘
‘‘My days end best
when the sunset gets itself behind
That little lady
Sitting on the passenger side
It’s much less picturesque
Without her catching the light
The horizon tries
But it’s just not as kind on the eye‘‘
‘‘Just might’ve tapped into your mind and soul
You can’t be sure‘‘

  • PISCIS: Paradise - Coldplay

‘‘When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
And dreamed of paradise
Paradise, paradise, paradise
Every time she closed her eyes‘‘
‘‘Life goes on, gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly
Every tear a waterfall
In the night, the stormy night
She’d close her eyes
In the night, the stormy night
Away she’d fly‘‘

Duraznito-.

Focus on me

Pairing: Conor x reader

Summary: Conor is busy editing a video and not paying you any attention, so you make him

Warning: Smut

It was evening and after a long day of meetings you came to find your boyfriend Conor exactly where you left him, at his computer editing a cover he’d filmed the day before. Your day was stressful and you had thought about nothing else but being in your boy’s arms the whole way home. But now that you were finally home, you realised that he didn’t have the same idea.

Hoping to convince him, you ran into his study and wrapped your arms around him, kissing his cheek firmly. He just mumbled a small “hello” under his breath and continued on with what he was doing. You decided to let him be, because surely he’d be finished soon. But after an hour of him moaning and groaning at the screen, you decided that you’d had enough. 

“Conor baby”, you called from the other side of the room where you sat “it’s getting late.” You tried to make out like it was your intention to get him to come to bed to rest, but after an hour of hearing make the most heavenly noises out of frustration, you wanted nothing but to get in his pants. And since he wasn’t giving you any attention at all, you decided to take matters into your own hands. 

You retreat to an area of the room that’s out of his view and slip out of your dress, leaving you barefoot in your bra and underwear. You make your way back over to Conor and sit on your chair next to him, as far away from him as possible. You spread your legs slightly and begin rubbing yourself through the thin fabric, letting out a gentle moan. You look over at him, still nothing. You let out a more forceful moan. That got his attention.

He glances over at you slightly before returning to the editing, but his interest had peaked. “Y/N, stop being ridiculous.“ You take that as a challenge, just to see how ‘ridiculous’ you can get before he notices.

You crawl over and straddle him, but make sure to keep your head to the side so he can see what he’s doing. You nuzzle into his neck before kissing it, and then sucking gently on his soft, creamy skin. You begin rocking your hips back and forth, grinding down into his lap; and you start to feel the desired effect. You moan from the friction, and since your mouth was so close to his ear, he heard it.

“Y/N please, I need to do this.”

“Sorry Con. I just wanted some attention.” You say solemnly, climbing off him.

He sighs and the room is silent for a moment. You’re not sure if he’s mad or not, his face is completely blank.

“Well baby” he turns to face you and reaches around to unclips your bra “that’s what you’re about to get.”

He pulls the bra down your arms and discards it onto the floor, before attaching his mouth to your left nipple. You desperately reach down to remove his pants, but his hands block the movement. “Don’t be naughty. You wanted attention, and that’s what I’m giving you.”

He pulls you close, placing his sweet lips onto yours and kissing you like he needed you more than anything else in the world. The kiss started soft, but gradually became hard and passionate. You could feel yourself getting wetter as each second passed.

He pushes you off his body and kneels in front of you, sliding your underwear down your legs. You instinctively snap your legs shut, but Conor pushes them open again. He stops there for a moment, admiring you. 

You sit above him, red in the face with your mouth parted slightly. Shaky breaths leave your swollen, pink lips as you sit in patient agony, waiting for him to give you some sort of relief.

 He brings his face right up to your heat but avoiding contact. After a few seconds, he licks up through your folds and collects your juices on his tongue. He slips a finger in, pumping slowly for a minute, before adding in a second. You let out a string of moans and profanities, letting Conor know you love what he’s doing to you. He brings his mouth up to your clit and sucks on it, hard.

That movement was the last thing you could take, and it causes you to reach your high and finish. When he pulls back, evidence of his hard work is dripping down his chin.

“Maybe I should ignore you more often, just so I can see that look of desperation on your face,” he says with a cheeky smirk on his face.

anonymous asked:

What if the UT/UF/US skelebros' SO's mother was really pushy about the SO getting married? Like those stereotypical "I want a grandchild!" TV moms.

UT!Sans:

He’s not even phased.  Sans is the unrivaled expert when it comes to dodging questions and deflecting with humor.  Every other statement out of his mouth is some sort of pun or joke, and he’s derailing his S/O’s mother so fast that she’s struggling to keep up with how she ended up discussing dog-sledding in Alaska when she point-blank asked if interspecies baby-making was possible.  

UT!Papyrus:

“GASP!  MARRIAGE?!?!”  Papyrus lets himself get carried away by his future mother-in-law’s whims.  The dating manual said nothing about when to propose, so he turns to her for all the answers, and oh boy, is she ever glad to supply them.  What started off as the mother trying to plan everything quickly spirals out of control once Papyrus decides to make her plans “SUITABLE FOR SOMEONE AS GREAT AS I AM!”  Yeah, his S/O needs to be prepared for the proposal of a lifetime.  And didn’t their mother say something about a clock ticking for them?  He’s going to have to look into fixing that later.  Right now, he’s too busy making sure everything’s perfect.

UF!Sans:

Yeeeaah, this woman is seriously annoying, but he puts up with her for his S/O’s sake.  Every time she brings the subject up, he grits his teeth and grumbles under his breath.. but whenever she gives him an opening, he’s all about making her feel as uncomfortable as possible:  
“Do you like children, Sans?”
“‘course, they’re delicious.”  
And then he smirks while she leaves the room, absolutely appalled, and his S/O smacks him in the arm. Heh. Serves the mother right for trying to butt in.

UF!Papyrus:

MARRIAGE?  …KIDS?!  Is this something his S/O is wanting?  Is he completely missing the signs?  It’s not something he’s particularly thought of–and the idea of having kids right now is terrifying enough to make him want to lose his lasagna–but now that this woman keeps bringing it up, it’s all he can think about.  He brushes off her questions and comments, but he’s actually agonizingly obsessing over them.  From now on, he over-analyzes everything his S/O says, and “Would you like to watch a movie?” becomes “Would you like to be bonded for life and have 2.5 kids?”  
Eventually, he reaches his neurotic breaking point and ends up shouting, “WHY IN ASGORE’S NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE HALF A CHILD?!” at his S/O right when they’re on the cusp of falling asleep, and that makes for a terrible night.  But hey, at least he’ll finally know what they wanted, and he can stop freaking out.

US!Sans:

He answers each question with not only honesty, but also with literal stars in his eyes.  When are the two of them getting married?  "OH!  I DIDN’T REALIZE WE WERE ENGAGED!  I.. S/O, ARE WE GETTING MARRIED SOON?!  S..SHOULD WE ALREADY HAVE THIS PLANNED OUT?!“  Do you want to have children?  "OF COURSE!  THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS PERFECTLY FIT TO RAISE A BABYBONES!  OH.. WOULD THEY EVEN BE A BABYBONES?  I MIGHT NEED TO ASK UNDYNE ABOUT THAT, ACTUALLY!  BUT IF IT’S POSSIBLE, DEFINITELY!”  

He’s an absolute sweetheart, and much like UT!Papyrus, he’s easily-manipulated into his S/O’s mother’s plans. However, he runs everything by his S/O first (“YOUR MOTHER SAID THAT THIS IS THE PERFECT KIND OF RING TO BUY YOU, BUT I THOUGHT THIS OTHER ONE MIGHT SUIT YOU BETTER!  WHAT DO YOU THINK?”) so those plans get nipped in the bud pretty quickly.

US!Papyrus:

Welp, he’s not about to be pressured into anything by this woman.  He’s laid-back as usual about the whole thing and when she starts asking him if he’s thought of marriage or wants to have kids, he’ll tell her straight-up that those are private conversations between his S/O and him.  But hey, if she’s curious about interspecies baby-making, he’s not shy about giving her the run-down. By the end of the conversation, the mother is a little flustered, but actually really likes him.  

In Greek mythology, Odysseus spent
20 years fighting to come back to
his wife in Ithaka, and Penelope waited
20 years for her husband to come home,
waiving off 108 men who thought
he would never return in the process.
Legend says they fell in love at first sight,
having only their intuition to fall back on,
but she kissed him so hard, her teeth marks
were imprinted into his skin like battle scars.

In college, when my friend accuses
her boyfriend of cheating, he drags her
across the parking lot and hits her repeatedly
on top of a car. When Eve created sin,
she left her teeth marks in the forbidden fruit.
In another dimension, Adam shakes her
up and down until her skin looks like a plum,
then he cries when apples remind her of pain.
She eats one anyway out of love and pity.

When Penelope and Odysseus reunited,
they were glad they had stuck to their gut.
When Eve realized what she had done,
she threw the apple rind at a tree stump and
stared at her teeth marks until her stomach
stitched itself back together with self-doubt.

I want to tell my friend there is
nothing wrong with being a Penelope;
she just has to wait to find her Odysseus.
I want to tell her: This is your very own
Adam and Eve, your blank slate.
Baby girl, if we let go of our teeth marks,
we’d be left with only our teeth.

—  Teeth marks