blame-it-on-the-goose

tybarious submitted:

Any info on this plane?

It looks like something out of Popular Mechanics, and I’d say it was a projection of what the flying boat would look like in the 50′s, made somewhere in the late 30′s, when such aircraft only seemed to get bigger and more luxurious, and before the dawn of the runway, and ultimately, the jet age, completely killed the concept. 

Dornier Do X, the biggest flying boat of the pre-war era

Saunders-Roe Princess , the last big commercial flying boat. 

The wing windows coming from the Junkers G.38, the biggest land-based aircraft of her time:

By the way, I wholeheartedly blame the Spruce Goose for the dead of the flying boat, and while I know it’s not actually the case, fuck it, that plane was a fucking mistake that should have never been build, and I still find it a disgrace that people still add it to the “world’s biggest planes” lists, a list it doesn’t belong to because it never flew!

“B-but Enrique, it actually flew! There’s a video and everything!” No fuck you, that wasn’t flight, that was ground effect, a phenomenon that allows aircraft that otherwise shouldn’t fly to stay above ground, BUT ONLY IF the altitude they maintain is lower than their total wingspan, as if they go higher, proper aerodynamics take hold and the damn thing goes down, as I’m sure it would have happened to this bullshit machine. 

Man, I hate this plane. 

A convo with my bud after he saw the “donut dance”

Friend:Becky g looks like those girls who are all “yeah ill make out with a girl! Give trini a girlfriend let me kiss lady tommy!” But when the time comes she needs 3 shots to even look at the girl😂

Me:what about Naomi?

Friend:Oh that girl has gone down on at least 6 of her girl friends and BLAMED the 3 shots🤣

Me:How do i delete a convo in real life…

Friend:Naomi the morning after is all “blame it on the goose got you feeling loose”

Me:Im calling the cops.

If a psychic were to look into my mind, it’d probably go like…

Psychic: *looks into mind*

Me: ‘Where did I go wrong?  I lost a friend’ *static* 'If someone said 3 years from now you’d be long gone, I’d stand up and punch them out’ *static* I hope we have spaghetti tonight, I fucking love pasta *static* 'You seem to replace your brain with your heart, take things so hard and then’ *static* 'I see a line of cars and they’re all painted black’ *static* 'blame it on the Goose, got you feelin’ loose.  Blame it on Patron, got you in the zone.  blame it on the a-a-a’ *static* 'aiya shibaraku!  totsuzen desuga, anata no mijikai jinsei ga nokosu tokoro mo tatta no mikka de makuhiki, shuuryou to narimashita’ *static* (Russian music?) *static* 'RA-RA-RASPUTIN!  LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!’ *static* don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti. *static* I wanna watch Hetalia.  *static* 'I once killed a man with his mustache und a grape’ *static* 'honey-senpai wakes from naps really cranky’ *static* crap, that one way I messed up 7 years ago…. *siiigh*…….. *attack on titan opening song randomly starts playing*

Psychic: Holy fuck what is wrong with you, I think I lost a part of my sanity

I thought this would be funny. Rfa Sing-Along
  • Saeran: Mum mum mum mah
  • Mum mum mum muh
  • Oh whoa oh oh oh
  • Can't read my, can't read my
  • No, he can't read-a my polka face
  • (She's got to love nobody)
  • Can't read my, can't read my
  • No he can't read-a my polka face
  • (She's got to love nobody)
  • P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
  • P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
  • Mc: Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
  • Oh, womanizer, oh, youre a womanizer baby
  • You are
  • You are
  • Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
  • (Womanizer)
  • Boy don't try to front
  • I know just what you are
  • Boy don't try to front
  • I know just what you are
  • (You!)
  • You say I'm crazy
  • (You!)
  • I got your crazy
  • (You!)
  • You're nothing but a
  • (You!)
  • Womanizer
  • Yoosung: You spin my head right round, right round
  • When you go down, when you go down down
  • You spin my head right round, right round
  • When you go down, when you go down
  • V: Cuz day and night
  • The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
  • He's all alone through the day and night
  • The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
  • Jumin: It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
  • Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
  • And I don't know how I can do without
  • I just need you now
  • Zen: And I was like baby baby baby
  • Baby baby baby
  • Baby baby baby
  • I thought you'd always be mine
  • Saeran: So, so what, I'm still a rock star
  • I got my rock moves and I don't need you
  • And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
  • And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
  • I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
  • So, so what, I am a rock star
  • I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
  • Jaehee: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
  • I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
  • It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
  • I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it
  • Yoosung and Saeran: And I'd like to make myself believe
  • That planet Earth turns slowly
  • It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
  • Awake when I'm asleep
  • 'Cause everything is never as it seems
  • Zen: Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
  • Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
  • Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
  • Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
  • Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
  • Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
  • Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
  • Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
  • Seven: Shawty's like a melody in my head
  • That I can't keep out
  • Got me singin' like
  • Na na na na everyday
  • It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
  • Stuck on replay
  • Stuck on replay
  • Replay
  • Replay
  • Replay-ay-ay-ay
  • V: Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
  • Baby are you down?
  • Seven: I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
  • I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
  • I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
  • I'm only gonna break your heart
  • Mc: Don't stop
  • Make it pop
  • DJ blow my speakers up
  • tonight
  • I'mma fight
  • Till we see the sun light
  • Tick tock
  • On the clock
  • But the polka don't stop, no
  • Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
  • Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
  • Everybody: P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
  • P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
  • Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face

cats-eye-galaxy  asked:

😍💧🍺 for Mikey, Please and Thank you wildchild!

Casual Nudity Memes.

1// Michelangelo // 😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it  

Mikey wasn’t sure how it happened or what the hell Cat was doing. It was about mid-day and Mikey had finally drug his lazy ass out of bed to make himself a cup of hot chocolate. Cat had spent the night at the parlor with him, so he knew she was there. However, he did not expect to see his companion standing in the middle of the den completely naked. The turtle hesitated and subconsciously trailed his gaze up and down her lithe, gorgeous frame. God, she was beautiful. A quiet and subtle, “damn,” slipped through his lips hidden under a heavy exhale. 

2// Michelangelo // 💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse

They had been drinking that night, Mikey blamed his actions on the goose making him feel loose but he regretted nothing. At some point the two of them ended up back at the compound; furthermore, they ended up in the pool room. Whether it was Mikey or Cat’s idea to strip naked and dive under the water neither were sure. The only thing the turtle was sure of was that he had an amazing fucking time. 

3// Michelangelo // 🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

After the events of the past few weeks, Michelangelo was less than surprised to wake up naked beside Cat. If anything, he was shocked how long it took for them to find themselves intimately involved. He smiled down at her and nuzzled the sleeping beauties soft hair. 

Cherry Blossoms- Part 3

You saw Brett sitting in his parked car, tapping away on his phone, as you slid into the car, your phone lit up with a text from him.

“You’re about two minutes late with that text,” you said closing the door.

“Oh well, let’s get going,” he said starting the car and driving off.

You both sat in comfortable silence as music from his radio played softly. You were examining your nails when you heard Omen by Disclosure ft. Sam Smith come on.

“Oh my God! I love this song!” you said reaching over to turn up the radio when Brett gripped your wrist.

“Yea, don’t touch my stereo.”

“Oh, you’re one of those guys.”

“Okay, I’ll bite, what kind of guy?”

“You know, the type of guy that’s so obsessed with his hair and his car that he’ll have an aneurysm if someone so much as breathes anywhere near them.”

“First of all, I am not obsessed with my hair. This car is brand new and you couldn’t reach my hair, even if you tipped.”

“Well,” you scoffed crossing your arms.

“You’re kinda cute when you’re mad.”

“You even use really lame pick-up lines.”

Sweetheart, I don’t need a line to pick you up,” he said increasing the volume of the radio. “Turns out I love this song too,” he said causing you to smirk.

“You’re an asshole,” you said before singing and dancing along to the song.

“And you’re giving my leather seat a boner.”

“Sorry, am I distracting you?” you asked batting your lashes.

“Yes actually, your screeching and my heightened hearing are a bad combination.”

“Whatever,” you scoffed singing louder and even more off-key.

You didn’t realise it, but the sight really warmed Brett’s heart and mad him smile.

“What’s got you so happy?” you asked after detecting his chemosignal.

“We’re here,” he replied with a shrug.

“Oh,” you said hopping out of the car and following the music. “Do you guys always party in the woods?”

“Yea, we’d do it in the woods because the excessive drinking would give the school a bad name.“

“You’re a pretty loyal set,”

“We love the school,”

“I hate all schools, especially prep schools,” you said weaving through the crowd.

“That’s a bummer, you look hot in a uniform,” Brett smirked handing you one of the cups he got from some guy walking by.

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Blame it on the Goose,” Brett smirked sipping the vodka.

“But we can’t get drunk, can we?”

“We could pretend,” he smirked.

“Are your lips permanently set in a smirk or are you doing it on purpose?”

“Is it bothering you?”

“Would I have brought it up if it wasn’t?”

“That means it’s working.”

You scoffed and took a sip of your drink as your cheeks heated up.

“Okay, keeping drinking and I’ll be right back.”

“You’re leaving me alone with prep school freaks?”

“They aren’t freaks,”

“Brett, you gave me a detailed orientation and you spent half of the time talking about how you’re surrounded by freaks daily. Then there’s this thing where I have eyes I saw proof,”

“Relax, you’ll be fine. If anything serious happens, come find me. It shouldn’t be too hard.”

“Because I can track your scent?”

“I was gonna say because I’m so tall but that works too.”

You rolled your eyes and leant against a tree waiting for Brett to come back. When he finally did, his pupils were dilated and he was as high as a kite.

“Hey Y/N,” he slurred.

“How the hell are you high?”

“Just these,” he said holding up a bag of purple pills.

“Wolfsbane,” you asked.

“Yep,”

“Well, can I have one?” you asked growing irritated.

“Sure,” he smirked before taking one of them and placing it on his tongue.“Take it,” he said bracing you against the tree.

“I am not drunk enough for this,” you scoffed.

“You could be,”

“Fine,” you said tipping and placing a kiss on his lips.

You slid your tongue into his mouth and began deepening the kiss. The pill had already began to dissolve and you could already feel it tingling along with the butterflies in your stomach. You felt your eyes changing and when Brett broke away you were met with his amber eyes.

“Whoa,” he chuckled.

“Is it always like that?”

“I don’t usually take it like that,” he said rubbing the back of his neck.

“Oh,” you said awkwardly.

“Maybe we should take another then go dance?”

“Sounds good,”

“Great,” he said pulling you into the crowd.

“Open up,” he said holding the pill in front of you.

You opened your mouth and allowed it to dissolve on your tongue like he did.

“It’s gonna take a while to-” He was cut off by your giggling.

“Dance with me,” you slurred running your hands over his body as you moved seductively.

“With pleasure,” he said gripping your hips and moving with you.

His movements were pretty clean until the Wolfsbane kicked in, then he pulled you closer and gripped your ass while he ground his crotch into yours. You found yourself being pushed against a tree as Brett continued grinding on you; his lips found your neck and he began to suck against your sweet spot causing you to moan and wrap a leg around his waist. He began caressing your leg before moving his lips from your neck and to your lips.

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There were a ton of wolf whistles coming from around you and you both broke away.

“Well that escalated quickly,” Brett chuckled nervously.

“Yea,” you said as an awkward silence descended on you both.

“Do you wanna get outta here? I’m starving,”

“Yea, I’m starving too,” you said taking his hand as he weaved through the crowd.

Several team members cheered obscene things at Brett as they saw the two of you leaving together. These of course made you blush even more but Brett just had a smug look on his face.

“Is it just me or is this longer than before?”

“It is,” he shrugged.

“Why?”

“Because I like walking this way,”

“Do you also like freezing to death?” you asked rubbing your shoulders.

“I actually don’t get cold for some reason. But here,” he said taking his jacket off.

“Thanks,” you said as he helped you into it. “How’s it look?”

“Pretty good actually, I mean the leather jacket and combat boots is a good look on you.”

“You should me in clothes that actually fit,”

“Can’t wait,” he smiled.

“So, you’re a born wolf?”

“Yep, how’d you get turned?”

“My dad took my older brothers and hunting once and it just came at me.”

“What were you hunting?”

“This wild animal that was terrorizing the town.”

“Was it the werewolf?”

“No, it was a mountain lion.”

“Oh, and uhm, your eyes are blue not gold.”

“You wanna know who I killed?”

“If it’s not too much,”

It was an accident,” you shrugged.

“I can actually see how that happened. Do you still have those accidents?”

“Well I haven’t killed anyone recently,” you said omitting the part about where you bring the people to be killed by your father.

“How do you control it?”

“There’s this mantra, my alpha taught it to us.”

“Well, what is it?”

“The sun, the moon, the truth,”

“Are you Buddhist?”

“You could say that,” he smirked. “Are you?”

“Not particularly, but my father has certain beliefs that come from Buddhism I guess.”

“Nice,” he smirked as you walked out of the woods and towards his car.

“So, where exactly are we going to get food this late?”

“There’s this diner not too far away. They have the best milkshakes,”

“Well I do like milkshakes,” you smiled.

“If you don’t like milkshakes you have no soul.”

“What about lactose intolerant people?”

“My guess is that they sold their souls at birth. I mean dairy is the greatest thing on this Earth, well besides-”

“Let me guess, besides you?” you asked with a scoff.

I was gonna say sex, but that works too. Because come on, I am sex,”

“You’re a dork and a horrible Buddhist,”

“How am I a horrible Buddhist?” he chuckled after parking the car.

“You have sex, drink, get high, I’m guessing you fight too.”

“I fight in self-defense and I found a loophole,”

“Loophole?”

“Yea, basically you’re supposed to avoid a harmful lifestyle. I’m a werewolf, nothing is harmful to me,”

“That’s actually pretty good,” you said smiling as he opened your door for you.

“Thank you,” he smiled taking your hand as you walked into the diner.

“Hey Brett,” a middle aged waitress said as he entered.

“Hey Annie,”

“Your usual booth’s free,”

“Thanks,” he smiled dragging you to a booth.

“You come here often I presume?”

“Yep, after every game, every party, when I’m leaving the club, so basically every night.”

“You party a lot,”

“What can I say, I’m a people person,” he smirked.

And what, I’m not?”

Well-” luckily, he was cut off by the waitress, Annie coming over.

“So, what can I get you kids?”

“Two chocolate milkshakes and my usual,”

“Is that it?” she asked knowingly.

“And a large serving of fries,”

“Topped with bacon and cheese?”

“Is there any other way,” he scoffed.

“Alright, sit tight, I’ll be right back with that,” she smirked walking off.

“Do you always order for the girl on a date?” you asked with a smirk.

“Oh, so we’re on a date now?”

“You know what I mean,”

“No, but I know that my usual is the best and there’s no way you’re gonna finish it so more for me.”

“You really don’t know me do you?”

“No girl can eat more than me,”

“Challenge accepted,” you smirked as Annie came over with your milkshakes and fries.

“Thanks Annie,”

“No problem sweetheart by the way, nice job.”

“What do you mean?” Brett asked scooting over to you to allow space for Annie to sit.

“Your girlfriend is gorgeous,”

“I’m not his girlfriend,” you blushed.

“Please, your lips are swollen and I can see the hickey from here.”

“Hickey,” you asked.

“Relax, I was young too so I’m not judging. Besides, Brett’s a great catch,” she smirked walking off.

“Hickey,” you gasped nervously.

“Let me see,” he said brushing your hair to the side before smirking.

“What is it?”

“You look sexy with my mark on your neck.”

I shouldn’t have any marks!”

“It’s the pills, the high fades quickly but it slows your healing.”

“Great,” you groaned. “My parents are gonna see and I’m gonna die from my mom’s embarrassing questions and then my dad’s gonna kill me, and you and-”

Brett cut you off with a kiss before breaking away and saying,

“Relax, it’ll heal soon.”

“Okay,” you sighed shoving a few fries into your mouth.

“Good, because I’d hate to have to kiss you again.”

“Then don’t,”

“Then stop pouting.”

“Why,” you asked pouting more.

“Because, if you don’t stop I’m gonna kiss it right off your mouth,”

You let out a scoff before seductively sipping your milkshake.

You ate the fries but ensured that a bit of cheese got onto your lips so you could lick it off but Brett beat you it. He used his thumb to wipe it away and brought it to his lips so he had the advantage.

“Don’t look so disappointed, I’ll let you lick cheese off of me if you want.”

I’ll pass,” you chuckled.

“Okay, but just know, the offer still stands and it goes for more than just cheese. You can lick anything off of me.”

“Got it,” you chuckled.

“You have a cute laugh,”

“Gee Talbot, keep up this behaviour and even I’m gonna believe I’m your girlfriend.”

“I see no problem with that,” he smiled.

“Yea- well- These fries are incredible,” you said shoving a few more into your mouth.

“Yea, I know,” he smirked, proud of the effect he had on you.

“So, what exactly is your usual?“ “It’s a double cheeseburger topped with bacon, pulled pork, sauteed onions, pickles and bell peppers with a side of hash browns stuffed with mozzarella bacon and chicken.”

“Well,”

“What’s the matter, ready to back down?”

“Hardly, in fact, I can’t wait,” you said eating the last of the fries.

“It’s a good thing Annie’s on her way then.”

“You know Brett, all this is bad for your health. You’re not gonna be a teenager forever,” Annie said putting the food before you.

“I think I’m good,” Brett chuckled before standing and lifting his shirt causing you to choke on your milkshake.

“Are you okay sweetheart?” Annie asked.

“I’m fine,” you sputtered.

“Well you kids enjoy, if you need anything you know what to do.”

“Yep,” he said as Annie walked off.

Brett moved both of your plates closer to the middle of the table before scooting over and grabbing your hands before pulling you closer to him.

“This is why I hate round booths,” you groaned.

“I like it, our legs are touching.”

“Are you always this forward with girls you’ve just met?”

“Only the interesting ones,” he smirked popping a hash brown into his mouth.

“So I’m interesting?”

“Oh definitely,”

“How so?”

“Maybe I’ll tell you tomorrow,” he said taking a bite of his burger.

“At school?”

“Didn’t you read the email?”

“Email?”

“Yea, the school sends them to parents and students to tell them that school is out of session for those attending the party.”

“Wow, that’s weird.”

“What can I say, they’re weird people,”

“Does this mean you’re asking me out?”

“If you win, I’ll answer that,”

“So you’re betting that I won’t be able to finish this?”

“That’s exactly what I’m betting,”

You rolled your eyes before scoffing and saying,

“I guess you’ll be admitting that you’re taking me on a date then,”

“Oh I doubt- how’d you knock off those hash browns so quickly?”

“A few of them are inside my burger, the rest are going down my alimentary canal.”

“I’m impressed,” he scoffed.

“Yea well maybe you shouldn’t have-” you were cut off by your burger being shoved into your mouth and you let out a moan of approval.

“It’s good isn’t it?”

“It’s amazing,” you mumbled, taking another bite. “Please remind me to never doubt anything you say ever again, you are a god.”

“Glad you’re seeing things my way,” he said wiping barbeque sauce from your face.

“Don’t get it twisted, I still think you’re a narcissistic douchebag.”

“And I think you’re a stuck-up bitch,”

“Gee, the stuck-up bitch and the narcissistic douchebag,” you scoffed.

“Has the makings of an epic love story don’t you think. Just like Romeo and Juliet,”

“Let’s not talk about Romeo and Juliet,” you smirked.

“Let’s not talk at all,” Brett said running his hand up your bare thigh as he leant in to kiss you.

“You’re right, let’s not talk. Let’s eat,” you smirked evilly.

“You’re a bitch,” he scoffed before going back to eating. 

“I know,” you pouted before doing the same.

Like you expected, you finished before him and you were now trying to steal some of his food, but he wouldn’t have it.

“Come on Brett, please?”

“Gee, you think saying please will help?”

“I’ll be your bestfriend,” you said batting your eyelashes.

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“You’re cute, but no,”

“Fine,” you said pouting. “But just know, I’m plotting your demise and planning to tell my dad that you gave me drugs before placing me in a compromising position. You know, my dad that killed the alpha werewolf that bit me, his only daughter and youngest child.”

“Sharing is caring after all,”  Brett said allowing you to take what you wanted.

“Gee, you’re Friendliest Giant I’ve ever met,” you smiled.

“And you’re the most evil pint-sized demon I’ve ever met.”

“That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me,” you said dramatically.

“Oh bite me,” Brett scoffed messing your hair up before going back to eating.

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Chillin’ backstage with Bruno Mars,Philip singing Blame It On The Goose on B.O.B. ft. Bruno Mars video “Nothing On You” 2010.

I Love Bruno & Phil Friend Ship they are to Hilarious… Love them both!

Slightly hummed to himself as he poured a few more shots. He was at some random party, his parents were gone on a vacation or something which meant he wasn’t expected home any time soon. It’d been a long, interesting day and he needed a drink. Or six. “Blame it on the Goose, gotcha feelin’ loose. Blame it on Patron, gotcha in the zone.”

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Captions

[Mitch]  ♪ I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one. Not One. ♪

[Scott]  ♪ Not one ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Not two ♪

[Scott]  ♪ Not two ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Not three ♪

[Scott] (spoken) Not three!

[Both]  ♪ Problems, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one ♪ ♪

[Scott] (southern accent) ♪ We’re goin’ up… on a Tuesday, got your girl in the club and she choosey ♪

[Mitch] (spoken, southern accent) Hey!

[Both]  (southern accent) ♪ We’re goin’ up… on a Tuesday ♪ ♪ (laughs)

[Both]  ♪ I’m in love with the coco. I’m in love with the coco ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ I’m in love ♪

[Scott]  ♪ I’m in love ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ I’m in love ♪

[Scott]  ♪ I’m in love ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ I’m in love ♪

[Both]  ♪ With okay ♪ ♪

[Both]  (Southern accent) ♪ Blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin’ loose. Blame it on Patron, gotcha in the zone. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. ♪ ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪

[Scott]  ♪ You don’t know me well enough ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪

[Scott]  ♪ Please don’t call me on my bluff ♪

[Both]  ♪ Pay me what you owe me. Give me all your money ♪ ♪

[Scott] (annoyed) I never f***ed Wayne

[Mitch]  (defensive) I never f***ed Drake

[Scott] On my life, man

[Mitch] F***’s sake

[Scott]  If I did I menage with ‘em

[Both] And let ‘em (bleep) ass like a cupcake

[Both]  ♪ Look at me (clap) now (clap). Look at me (clap) now (clap).  Look at me (clap) now (clap)… I’m getting paper ♪ ♪

[Scott] (southern accent)  ♪ I’m getting high with my baby ♪

[Mitch] (spoken, southern accent) Just left the mall

[Both]  (southern accent) ♪ I’m getting fly with my babe ♪

[Mitch]  (spoken, southern accent) I’m in the kitchen!

[Both]  ♪ Cooking pies with my baby ♪ ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Pills and Potions. We’re overdosing. Can’t stand it but I still love you.  ♪

[Both]  ♪ I still love, I still love, I still love, I still love, I still lo-o-ove. ♪ ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ I don’t f*** with you ♪

[Scott]  ♪ I don’t f*** with you ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ You little stupid ass bitch ♪ [Scott] (spoken) No! No! No!

[Both]  ♪ I ain’t f***in’ with you ♪ ♪

[Scott]  (softly) ♪ ‘cause you’re a good girl… and you know it. Yeah. ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ You act so different around me ♪

[Scott]  ♪ Oh, ‘cause you’re a good girl, and you know it ♪

[Scott]  ♪ You know it. [Mitch]  ♪ Mmm, I know, I know. ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ I know exactly who you could be ♪ ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ This dude named Michael use to ride motorcycles, d*** bigger than a tower (southern accent) I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Eiffel ♪

[Both]  (southern accent) ♪ Real country ass dude. Let me play with his rifle!

[Scott] ♪ Oh! My anaconda don’t ♪

[Mitch] ♪ My anaconda 

[Mitch] ♪ don’t want  ♪  [Scott]  ♪ want ♪

[Both]  ♪ none! ♪ ♪

(Superfruit theme plays)

[Both]  ♪ We’re goin’ up… ♪ ♪

[Mitch]  I want to (shouted) die.

[Mitch] Shit.

[Scott] I never f***ed Wayne.

[Mitch] I never f— 

[Mitch] I’m sorry, that’s really funny (laughs)  [Scott] (laughs)

[Scott]  ♪ Oh… ♪ 

[Mitch] (laughs)

[Camera person] My anaconda don’t?

[Scott] Sorry.

[Scott]  ♪ Oh! (laughs) My anaconda d— ♪ 

[Scott, Mitch, Camera Person] (laughs)

[Mitch]  (southern accent) ♪ Bigger than a tower, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Eiffel  ♪

[Scott] (southern accent)  ♪ My ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Country ass ♪  [Scott]  ♪ Anac- ♪ ♪

[Both] (laughs)

[Mitch] (laughs)

[Scott] (laughs)

[Both] (laughs)

[Mitch] No!

[Mitch] (shouted) NO!  [Scott] No.

[Mitch] This… (laughs) I wanna be done, I really do. Wait. Let me get it together.

[Both] (laughs)

[Mitch] Okay, wait, (anguished) no. Please, God, if you love me.

[Both] (laughs)

[Scott]  ♪ Bluff ♪

[Mitch]  ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪

[Scott]  ♪ You should, c- don’t you call ♪ ♪ (spoken) me on my bluff.

[Both] (laughs) 

[Scott] What is it?

[Mitch] that it? Wait…

[Scott] ♪ Give me your… ♪ [Mitch] (laughs) [Scott] ♪ penis! ♪ ♪

Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Ay she say she usually don’t
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don’t wanna seem like she easy
I ain’t saying what you wont do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feeninn deep inside
Don’t lie now

Girl what you drinking ?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you’re down I know it
Fill another cup up
Feeling on yo butt what ?

You don’t even care now
I was unaware how fine you were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in….


Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Oh see
She spilled some drank on me
And now I’m knowing she’s tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I’m gonna do
Baby I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life when I get inside.

Girl what you drinking ?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you’re down I know it
Fill another cup up
Feelin on yo butt what ?

You don’t even care now
I was unaware how

Fine
You were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in….

Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

(T-PAIN !)

Girl I know you feel good
Dancing like you look
Couple more shots you open up like a book
I ain’t trippin? (cause I’m a read ya)
Shawty I ain’t trippin? (I just want to please ya)
I’m a take a shot of nuvo
Shawty then you know
It’s goin? down we can go and kick it like judo (judo)
You know what I mean
Shawty got drunk thought it all was a dream
So I made her say ahh, ahh ahh
Now she got her hand on my leg
Got my seats all wet in my ride (all wet in my ride)
All over my ride (all over my ride)
She look my dead in the eye, eye eye
Then my pants got bigger
She already knew what the bigger
Had her looking her boyfriend like fuck that niggaa


Blame it on the Goose, got you feelin? loose
Blame it on the Tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol (blame it on the al al al al al alcohol)
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henney
Blame it on the Blue Top, gotcha feelin? dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol, blame it on the alcohol

Now to tha ballas popin? bottles
With their Henny in their cups
Screaming money ain’t a thang
If it ain’t throw it up in the skyyy (sky)
And hold your dranks up highhhh (high)
And to my independent mamas
Who can buy their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla
Tell them byeee (bye)
Hold your drinks up highhhh (high)

You can blame it on the Goose, got you feelin? loose
Blame it on the Tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol (blame it on the al al al al al alcohol)
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henney
Blame it on the Blue Top, gotcha feelin? dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al al alcohol, blame it on the alcohol