blame the clothes

The Batfamily and what they steal

Dick: beds. Whenever he spends time in the Manor, he falls asleep in a different bed every night. Regardless of whether the room - or the bed - is occupied.

Jason: credit cards. He’s perpetually broke, so he snags Bruce’s credit cards whenever he comes by the house and then switches them out later. Bruce hasn’t noticed, but Alfred has.

Tim: phones. He doesn’t do it on purpose, he just suddenly needs to be online and forgets that the nearest phone isn’t actually his.

Stephanie: grappling hooks. She’s started a collection.

Cassandra: cookies. Whenever Jason stress-bakes, some of the cookies invariably go missing. Everyone knows it’s Cass but no one can prove it.

Damian: batmobiles. Boy loves driving, can you blame him?

Kate: Renee’s clothes. They don’t fit her at all, but then Renee has to walk around her apartment shirtless and Kate can’t argue with that view.

Luke: prototypes. He continually sneaks into the WayneTech R&D department to try out the newest toys, to the point where his father has given up and put him on the official payroll as a beta tester.

Terry: old batsuits. His excuse is that they’re lonely and need someone to take them out of the cave every once in a while.

Bruce: photos. He takes pictures of his kids when he thinks they’re not looking, and puts them up as his screensaver. Bruce is Good Dad™.

  • Tim: *calling Toby* Hello?
  • Toby: Hey, what's up?
  • Tim: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Toby: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
  • Tim: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Toby: ...I can't find them.
  • Tim: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Toby: I can't find them, there's only soup.
  • Tim: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Toby: It means there's only soup.
  • Tim: Well then get out of the soup isle!
  • Toby: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!!
  • Toby: *walks to the next isle* There's more soup!
  • Tim: What do you mean there's more soup?!
  • Toby: There's just more soup!
  • Tim: Go into the next isle!
  • Toby: *in the next isle* There's STILL SOUP!
  • Tim: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
  • Toby: I'M AT SOUP!
  • Tim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
  • Toby: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!!
  • Tim: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Toby: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Tim: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Toby: FUCK YOU!!

i have this ridiculously self-indulgent idea for a retelling of twilight princess where everything is pretty much the same except zelda goes questing with midna and link; and the whole thing has a victorian aesthetic because i have no self-control.

oh…and zelly is the illegitimate child of the king of hyrule so she doesnt live in the castle and is not kept hostage by zant. her entire character arc revolves around the fact that she is the rightful heir to the throne because she is the one blessed with the power of the goddesses, but zelda doesnt want to reveal herself based only on that. she will save her kingdom, dammit! she will prove herself worthy on her own merits.

and then her and link fall in love (ofc lolsobs) while midna is 200% done with their nonsense because they are dumb.

as i said, ridiculously self-indulgent.

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Otabek Altin & Yuri Plisetsky // Fashion Moodboards // Inspired Outfits

April Fools Day with the Egos Headcanons

(Wow look at me with the random ass ideas.) @ego-protection-squad @magic-marvin-protection-patrol

Marvin:

-Has the power to pull the best pranks

-Though he only does really simple ones, specially picked for every person

-Charms a trumpet to follow Schneeplestein around and play right in his ear

-Purposefully crosses paths with Anti as many times as possible so he can throw glitter in his face

-All of Chases guns shoot flour instead of darts

-Makes whoopie cushions appear under Jackaboy Man every time he sits down

-Leaves Jack alone just to make him paranoid he will do something

Jackaboy Man:

-Pies.

-Pies for everyone!!

Chase:

-Deadly trickshots

-Uses Marvins prank against him

-Everyone is covered in flour

-Flour. Is. Everywhere.

Dr. Schneeplestein:

-Doesn’t like to participate in “Silly Childs Play.”

-(Puts itching powder in everyone’s clothes. Blames it on Anti.)

Anti:

-Just walks around menacingly holding a machete all day 

-Makes everyone paranoid 

-Makes Gerald bite at all the others ankles

Robbie:

-makes all of the egos shake his hand and his hand falls off

-doesn’t have to do much (His decaying smell is worse enough)

Angus:

-Narrates what all the others are doing like in animal documentaries

-Usually just follows and narrates Anti

-”Oh look it’s the Glitch Bitch in it’s natural habitat!”

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Well, I just killed off Daisuga in this AU…

Atlantis - Haikyuu AU SCENE 1

The second piece that I ordered from @hetteh-spegetteh arrived a couple of days ago! I am completely enamored with it - it’s so gorgeous :’) These two as princes in her art style is a dream come true! Not to mention the extra drawing of the Ice Tiger of Russia and Suns Out Guns Out Otabek - thank you so much! I’m so happy :D

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@endragoneel said: Draw a floating Lucy head that freaks out end

I’m sorry

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Got little requesting for Amaria and Titania one eternity ago, so I decided to use that as an excuse to draw women and not admit that I Have A Problem