to tick it off my internet bucket list I finally read “My Immortal” in it’s entirety, and I had such a good time and I would highly recommend that everyone should read it at least once. Anyway, here are a hand picked selection of my favourite quotes:
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT .” Hargirid paused angrily. “ BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST”
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice
Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too
Snake and Loopin were in da middle of the empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!
Fug and da Mystery of magic
THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS
Noe get some fucking ppl out there to look for Serius and Lucian- pornto!
“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded
I gasped - there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wit!11!
Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?
And my personal favourite:
In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wearing long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way, only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was……………….Tom Bombodil!1111