blair and cyrus

Cyrus: Do you, Chuck take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Chuck: Three words, eight letters.

Cyrus: Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Blair: One word, three letters. YES!

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Blair: I told Chuck I love him.

Cyrus: Really? That’s wonderful.

Blair: No it’s not. It’s horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would change but he’s jut as selfish and soulless as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. Help me.

Cyrus: You don’t need help. He just needs time.

Blair: Wait, not enough. 

-Favorite Scene 2x13 Part 4: O Brother, Where Bart Thou?

Blair: Chuck was the only one who ever did. But he couldn’t see the rest. Louis said he wants it all but what kind of a princess schemes and plays sex games and drapes herself in old Hollywood movies?

Cyrus: Well, ah… pretending, as your stepfather, that I didn’t hear the sex games part, the truth is the only way that you’re going to know if Louis is the one is to tell him everything.

Blair: What if he doesn’t love me after I do?

Cyrus: Take it for someone that’s head-over-heels for a Waldorf woman, even everything is not enough.

-Favorite Scene 4x21 Part 6: Shattered Bass

Blair: I told Chuck I love him.

Cyrus: Really? That’s wonderful.

Blair: No it’s not. It’s horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would change but he’s jut as selfish and soulless as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. Help me. 

Cyrus has been one of my mom’s attorneys since the divorce. He asked her out when they first met but she didn’t want to mix business with pleasure. Finally his amorous overtures wore her down and she agreed to dinner. She’s been smitten ever since. One thing my mom has is good taste in men. Maybe a dashing step-dad is just what I need.

-Blair Waldorf