if you never heard about the time they met the Bananasaur it is because it was a secret, the goverment could find out and take Bananasaur away for experiments, we recently got a message that now our healthy and prehistoric buddy it’s finally safe, so ladies and gentlemen, i introduce to you to Mr. Bananasaur.
Klaine Advent Drabble and Bitchmas one-shot “Relinquished Opportunities” (Rated NC17)
While Blaine and Jeff work late, Kurt and Nick are in Kurt’s studio doing Jell-O shots and discussing “serious issues”. But when Blaine returns, Kurt tells Blaine to make love to him, leaving Blaine to make the decision that’s in both their best interests. (1785 words)
I’m really proud of this scene for one very important reason - it shows Kurt get into a situation where he makes a slightly irresponsible call, and Blaine takes care of him. For people who love to read D/s fic, this is really important because it illustrates some things that people tend to forget, and that’s that Dominants are human beings who sometimes make mistakes, and submissives are strong people with minds of their own and the ability to make judgment calls without the help of their Dom/mes. Both Kurt and Blaine are strong individuals who also find strength in one another. They are in love, and they are human. Those are all important things to remember about D/s. Written for my Take Me Over series, but can be read alone. Written in part for the Klaine Advent Drabble prompt opportunity, and @lilinas’s Bitchmas prompt ‘naughty’.
Dom Kurt, sub Blaine. Warning for drunkenness. With a touch of Niff.
“… and underwear. So since we’ve answered all of the serious questions, what should we talk
about now?” Nick asked, clumsily reaching for the Jell-O shot closest to him.
His fingers danced around the tray as he zeroed in on the blurry shot. As soon
as his skin brushed plastic, he grabbed it as if it would scurry off. He lifted
the little plastic cup of orange gelatin to his lips and sucked it into his
mouth like an oyster from The Four Seasons.
Kurt stared wide-eyed, as if amazed by Nick’s Jell-O shot
eating prowess, then barked out the word, “Butts.” A pause later, he laughed
out loud, rolling on the floor like a giddy kindergartner.
Nick raised an unimpressed eyebrow at his usually more
sophisticated mentor, but then burst out laughing, too. In the midst of their
guffawing, Nick grabbed another shot, this time purple. He slurped it out of
the cup and swallowed it in one go, but the noise he made in the process made
Kurt laugh so hard, his entire face went a shade of red to rival the paint on
Title: When the Time Is Right Author: Lostinfictionalworlds Word count: 134k Chapters: 17 + 2 part epilogue Pairings: Kurt/Blaine Rating: NC-17 Summary: Kurt is 25, successful, handsome and sought after by all, but still looking for more, bar owner Blaine 10 years his senior is on the exact same journey of looking for love and life.
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”? They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s someting about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”.
Let me repeat that.
I HAVE NEVER SWORN OFF A SHOW BEFORE.
Not when Giroro left Natsumi in SGT. Frog.
Not when Blaine cheated on Kurt in Glee.
Not even when Charlie died in Supernatural.
But I just… I can’t. Not after this. If there’s a series 5, great, good for them, but I’m not watching it.
BBC’s Sherlock is dead to me.
McKinley’s resident gay kid Kurt Hummel frequents Scandals - the one place where he can be himself and also the one place where he ran into Blaine Anderson, McKinley’s resident golden boy (straight!Blaine).
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation.”
Kurt couldn’t believe his eyes. Blaine Anderson, football star and boyfriend of head cheerleader Quinn Fabray, was standing in the middle of Lima’s one and only gay bar, looking more lost than a kid who had gotten separated from their mother in the mall.
“Shock seeing you here, Anderson,” Kurt said, sidling up to Blaine, laughing when Blaine jumped.
“K-Kurt. Oh, my god. Um I – what are you doing here?”
Kurt smirked, loving seeing calm, cool, and collected Blaine Anderson squirming. “Well, I’m not sure if you knew this, but I’m gay. And Scandals is a gay bar, so the two sort of just go together.” He put his hand on Blaine’s shoulder and leaned in close. “I think the better question is what are you doing here?”
The first time
Kurt mentions it, they’re halfway through arranging a second batch of
oatmeal cookies for the oven. They’ve been alone all night, but
there’s a strange tension between them that has kept Blaine from
relaxing, and when Kurt throws his oven mitts down and crosses his
arms and puffs out his right cheek with his tongue, Blaine knows he’s
about to be told off or shocked or both. The look on Kurt’s face
says I have something to say and I’m going to say it.
Still, he isn’t
prepared for what comes out when Kurt finally speaks.
“I want to
have sex.” Kurt blushes all the way down to the collar of his
shirt. “I want to—receive, I want to be on top, and I want to
do it with the lights out.”
and then holds up a long wooden spoon. “The timer’s about to go
off on that first batch?” He puts down the spoon, picking at a
clump of dough stuck to its back. “No more cookies?”
This is not the
right thing to say, which Blaine learns as soon as the words leave
his mouth and Kurt’s blush goes from an excited sprawl to a blotchy,
irritated show of embarrassment.
Anderson, unless that’s an objection you will march your butt right
up those stairs while I safely pause our baking endeavors and
I like Rachel Berry to a point. There are certain things in canon which makes me annoyed with her, especially when it comes to S6. Did you ever notice that when Kurt, Blaine and Rachel had a scene together - it was like she owned Blaine and would not let Kurt and Blaine just have a moment. I don’t know if that was Lea bleeding into Rachel though at that point.
It is little things like that.
I think it is why I only started liking Finn when he was single and not with Rachel, but again I also liked him better when he was not with Santana or Quinn - so think that is a Finn/independence thing for me.
I’m not totally against Rachel, but she isn’t a character that I adore. I mean I ship Hummelberry so…
Sam—and Rachel and the baby human she’s carrying and Jesse when they
visit, though Jesse doesn’t come over quite as much because he sneezes
every time Kurt rubs against him—are all wonderful in different ways.
But every so often, they do things that make Kurt think they’ve gotten a
few too many sniffs of the catnip, if you know what he’s saying.
settled and cozy on top of that warm black box Sam is so fond of, the
one that sits right next to the TV. This is his favorite spot, besides
the couch when humans are on it. Kurt is so comfy with his brown paws
tucked under his furry white body, matching brown tail curled around
him. When he hears the humans coming into the apartment, he perks up,
big blue eyes gone wide in the brown triangle that covers his face, and
leaps from his spot to greet them.
Mercedes makes kissy noises and reaches down to scratch between his brown ears. Kurt purrs loudly (he loves
Mercedes) and rubs against her legs as usual. But there’s a funny,
other-animals scent around her, and the scent gets stronger when Sam
comes in, smiling down at Kurt.
“We got you a friend!” Sam says, carefully lifting a bag of water in front of his face.
sniffs in the bag’s direction and flicks his tail dismissively. This is
when he knows the silly humans have lost it again. The bright, shiny
thing moving around in the bag is not Kurt’s friend. It is, most