if you’ve ever thought that adults have it all together, keep in mind that I, a 35-year-old married woman with a stable job I’ve had for over a decade, have driven a car with the check engine light on since October
(to be fair I knew what was wrong with it, I just didn’t want to spend $1200 to fix it given that the car is 11 years old)
today it wouldn’t shift into a higher gear and now it smells like burning
my wife’s report is that our lives smell like burning
guess I’ll be buying a car this weekend, which is literally one of the worst ways to spend a weekend
It’s finally time to make this post on what I’ll be doing when I get acowar tomorrow.
I WILL BE LIVE-BLOGGING.
I’ve thought about it and I decided I wanted to live-blog. So because I’m doing that, here’s what I’m going to do:
Header: every header on every post I make (whether it’s a thread or a thousand separate posts) will be in bolded ACOWAR SPOILERS (or some variation)
Tags: All posts will be tagged acowar spoiler / acowar spoilers (because some people may have black listed one or the other or both). I will not be tagging ‘acowar’ because I don’t want spoilers showing up in the acowar tag for unsuspecting people
Keep Reading: I will be putting a cut on all my posts. This acts as a last barrier between you and spoilers. THERE WILL BE CUTS ON ALL THE POSTS. Last chance to avoid spoilers. (This is also for people who do not know how or unable to blacklist tags)
Cuts and some blacklists do not work on mobile and I can’t control that. But I hope that you will see the header “ACOWAR SPOILERS” and scroll away from my posts as quickly as possible. I also advise just not going onto my page when you’re on mobile to avoid spoilers all together.
I am not tagging his post ‘acowar spoiler/s’ because I want all my followers to see this and know what I will be doing. But I assure you all my spoiler posts will be labeled, tagged, and cut.
blah blah blah I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pay you back
As luck would have it, I might have an idea blah blah blah David, may I have your blessing to ask for Emma's hand in marriage?
Yeah, that makes sense because a woman belongs to her father until a man decides he wants her and if he and the father can come to an agreement, possession of the female passes over to the boyfriend. AND I DON'T CARE HOW OLD HOOK IS OR IF HE'S OLD-FASHIONED OR IF HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE HIS BUDDY DAVID AGREES WITH THIS UNION. IT'S 2017. THESE WRITERS SAT DOWN IN A ROOM IN 2017 AND DECIDED THAT WRITING THIS IN WAS A GOOD IDEA. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR.