LOOK AT BOTH MERCURY AND MOON - moon applies more when you’re particularly passionate about the subject, but everyone shows a combination of the two
Aries mercury/moon: lol you’re wrong, I’m right, and if I raise my voice it makes me even more right…bye
Taurus mercury/moon: no
Gemini mercury/moon: actually you could look at that from another angle and you could get a whole new perspective. I read about this once and actually blah blah blah blah *gives all of their knowledge of the subject, even if it’s unnecessary and gets them on a tangent*
Cancer mercury/moon: well from the way I know this and have experienced it I feel like you might be wrong…I remember from when we talked about it before…this subject just gives me bad vibes
Leo mercury/moon: I’m right because I’m the one saying I’m right, duh
Virgo mercury/moon: everything about what you said is wrong in 20837408327 ways *lists all 20837408327 ways in a categorical fashion*
Libra mercury/moon: I don’t know what to think!!!! forget what I said before, you’re right, I’m sorry for the conflict :///
Scorpio mercury/moon: *stares and tries to will the other person to admit they’re wrong*
Sagittarius mercury/moon: I’m right but whatever!!!! it’s fun that you’re wrong because now we can debate it haha
Capricorn mercury/moon: actually you’re wrong because you didn’t think about the practical side and it works out logistically to show that I’m right, see?
Aquarius mercury/moon: no no regardless of who’s wrong think about how this issue will impact society!!!! *rambles about something remotely related instead*
Pisces mercury/moon: if no one’s right it’s okay, it’s good to have different opinions and we can just dream about it together
-The manga “Shugo Chara”. For those who know
the manga, it’s based from the chapter when the guardians go to Yaya’s house.
I tried to adjust Blueprint’s story to
PaperJam’s story. So, since (according to his description) he lived with Ink
until a certain age, he met Blueprint before the others. I also tried to make
him the most canonically possible, but adjusting his personality to the
As you may know, English is not my first
language. I deeply apologise if there are any Errors in the story. I checked it
lots of times and hope there’s not a single Error ovo
This will be narrated from PaperJam’s
I never was
good with new people. And I wasn’t very happy when you came.
Ink just came “home” with a baby, claiming that it was my “new brother”. I
didn’t understand what was he saying with that, and then he showed you to me,
my new little brother.
happy with this. I didn’t want a brother. I mean, Ink couldn’t even take care
of me, why would he want to have another one? To let them here alone and
forgotten with me? Wow, good plan, dad. However, he told me that you only would
be staying with us for a day so I could get to know you, since bonding with
brothers was very important and blah blah blah…
We spend a
few hours talking about you and how you came to life. Apparently, you were just
an accident, but not a bad one. And since he created you, you were my brother.
Well, step-brother, because Blueberry was the other one that created you. I
couldn’t help but feel a little bit jealous… you were going to have caring
parents and a better life than mine. What if Ink actually forgot entirely about
idea of having a brother was becoming less and less “exciting” to me.
just before I started to think more things like that (which I thought was very
rare for me), Ink suddenly had to go (I wasn’t surprised, with his work of
protecting AUs and all; he barely had time to be here), cutting our
conversation just when I actually started to enjoy it. Ink stood from the sofa
and was about to open a portal when he realised something important:
going to take care of you?
He told me
that Blueberry and… Honey… I think, were with the other versions of them and he
couldn’t take you to wherever they were. So, he had only one option… that I
didn’t like, at all.
Why I had
to take care of you?! I didn’t ask him for a brother and I didn’t know how to
take care of a baby. I was five years old! I was starting to learn how to write
and read! I remember arguing with him for a while, until I had to accept.
without asking something in return, of course.
In the end,
he went to do whatever he needed and I was left alone with you. An awkward
atmosphere formed where we were, since you found my face very interesting and kept your eyes on me for a really long time. I tried my best to
ignore you, but you were too much persisting and even threw me some mini bones at me
to gain my attention.
smart baby, huh? Well, we were magic skeleton monsters after all. But it was
“What do you want?” I asked you and you only looked at
me and babbled something. I instantly felt stupid, remembering that Ink told me
you haven’t said your first word yet. how would you even tell me what you needed? You kept looking at me and then, surprisingly,
your stomach made a noise.
I had to feed you.
something for you was horrible. I mean, we were in the Anti-Void and only had
some snacks since we didn’t really need to eat, but being you a recently made
creation, obviously needed to consume something, even if you had your HP full. Eventually,
I found some milk and gave it to you, ending getting milk on my face and shirt
because you apparently didn’t know
how to drink it.
enough for me.
I’m not a person that gets mad easily. However, I did get mad that time. I stood abruptly from my seat and went to clean
my face, leaving you alone on the sofa. Ink told me to not leave you, but I
didn’t care. I wanted to be alone and so I did. I went to my bedroom (well,
it’s not a real bedroom… just a bed that Ink made for me) and stayed here for a
few hours. Maybe three or four…
until I heard a soft sound that I didn’t get up from my bed. And when I did, I
instantly paled: You were lying on the floor crying softly. Your soft cries
barely reaching my non-existent ears. And it wasn’t the worst. No, no.
blushing and sweating a lot. Were you sick? In that moment I didn’t know.
went to your side and picked you up, checking if you had hurt yourself from the
fall. Luckily you didn’t have any bruises, but your skull was very hot. Now you
were sick? And I was alone.
could get sick so easily and fast? I didn’t understand that at all! Was that
the real reason of why Ink brought you here? So he could watch over you while
Blueberry and Honey were busy? If that was the reason, he was very
irresponsibly by leaving you with me: a child, taking care of another child!
know what to do. I couldn’t use magic to help you, I couldn’t ask Ink for help,
I couldn’t open a portal and find Blueberry… I couldn’t do anything. And I was
something happened? What if you started to feel worse? What if…
What if you died?
thoughts were swirling in my head, making me fell worst and worst. I didn’t
want you to die.
You had a great life ahead! You would have a caring family and friends and
maybe… maybe we would have been friends! I should have watched you. Maybe if I haven’t
left you alone…
help to feel guilty, even knowing that it wasn’t my fault that got sick. In
that moment, I didn´t cared about anything, just you.
It was in
that moment when Ink decided that he should go home, and so he did. He came to
the Anti-Void and found me on the sofa, hugging you like it was the last time
I’d see you and honestly, that’s what I thought. He rushed to my side,
worryingly asking what was wrong. I wasted no time and explained him what
happened, apologising for being a bad brother and almost crying
wasn’t expecting was that Ink just took you and, with a quick spell, healed
you. I mean, I knew magic were fast and efficient but, that was just too fast. When I asked him why, he
explained that you were having some problems with your soul.
brother (and also you, reader), Ink told me you were created without a soul,
since you were just a magic drawing. So, he made an artificial one for you with
the same paint he used to create you. Apparently, he didn’t want you to become
like some “evil flower”.
was like your eyes: a blue diamond. And that soul was filled with Prussian blue
paint that could give you the emotions you needed. It seemed like your body
wasn’t used to having it yet and would make you sick from time to time. I
didn’t quite understand that, but I was relieved when he said you would be
The rest of
the day was peaceful. Ink and I talked about random things while you slept. It
was… nice, being with them like we were a family. That’s what we are, right?
it was time to bring you back home. Ink said that you won’t be coming anytime
soon because he wanted to protect you from dangerous people (aka, Error). It
kind of made me sad, not being able to talk you again for a long time, but… it
had to be done, hadn’t it? Ink made a portal back to Underswap and gave me time
to say goodbye to you. After that, he started to walk to the portal, stopping
when you started to squirm under his grasp.
walked to the portal. You immediately looked at me and gave me a huge simile,
saying (or trying to say) something that made us look at you in surprise:
My name. Yes, my
It was kind
of babbled and wasn’t my full name but… It was your very first word. And it
wasn’t “dad” or “mom”… no, it was “PJ”
have idea of how happy you made me that day. The day when I found you, disliked
you and then liked you and accepted the idea that we were brothers. And, in the
bottom of my soul, I hoped to see you again.
having a little brother wouldn’t be that bad, right?
I hope you
liked it! It was an idea I had for while uvu and really needed to make it. We
now know more about Print and PJ’s relationship. I won’t say PJ likes him
because he’s not my character and don’t want to say incorrect things (since he
isn’t one to make friends). So, I only will say that Blueprint’s first words
made him very happy.
I’m sorry if it looks rushed, but this isn’t a story. It just PaperJam talking with Blueprint and telling him the story (with some people spying on them(?))
LOL IDK HOW TO PHOTOSHOP SO I USED AN OLD GIF INSTEAD FIGHT ME
HEY MY DUDES SO I wanted to do a give away for my followers but wasn’t sure what I wanted to do, so I decided to just do a mass give away instead! so Instead of 1 or 2 winners I will be doing 10 winners AYE!
So like this will be just a thing I wanted to do because I love you guys so much ;;; and I feel like it will help the boys out a lot when Unlimited comes out and Help Babyz who won’t be able to buy Unlimited when it comes out and want to support the boys but cannot ;;; So like yay!
What you will get
7 winners will get B.A.Ps 2nd Japanese album Unlimited
2 winners will get Unlimited + Rose (version of their choice)
1 winner will get Unlimited + Rose + a lil extra bias gift
Reblog this post with your bias in the tags (if you want the bias gift at least)
Over 18 or have parental permission
Have to be willing to give me your address
Have your ask box/message box thing open and get back to me within 24 hours
Be at least a 70% B.A.P blog
No giveaway blogs please
Little Extra info:
I will ship world wide so anyone can enter
Since this is going straight out of my pocket I will be sending 5 off the first of the month and the other 5 off the next few weeks of the first batch! so if it takes a minute to get there thats why :/
If Unlimited is to release two different versions or member versions I will update this and let the winners choose which versions they would like!
Giveaway ends June 27th, the day before album drops!
Thats it my babys, my inbox is always open so feel free to message me any questions I might have missed. ♥
Blah blah blah so Tumblr wont delete my blog, This giveaway is not affiliated or related to TS Entertainment or B.A.P alike ^_^
Sometimes the sky is pretty when it’s pink, but not when it makes everything have a pink cast. *Grumble*…..Makes it difficult for color picking. Anyhoo, took a few build elements from Jax Brewery on Decatur St. in NO. Early stages so it’s gonna change especially in the back. Needs to tie in with the other side lot and have at least something for the stairs to go to.
This is everything so far. Lots and lots more detailing to come. I probably should make a list of what I actually want all this stuff to be with RH rugs and lot types. This is all going to be the town center and everything around it will be houses and maybe parks.
I don’t know if any of your readers, especially new readers remember me? But I’m the girl from the party story time and also the movie story time, well the movie date being the last one I told you all about. I was catching up on my favorite blog, this blog and I was looking through the story time tag all this week, and I was happy to see someone asked about me (thank you sweety) and I would love to give you an update on everything, I can’t believe it’s almost been a year! since I told you all about my personal love life, you all are like sisters, so I don’t mind having girl talk and giving you all the hot tea (I use our fake names so it’s ok).
If you remember I called him ‘Sota’ well unfortunately he and I are no longer together, we dated for a good while, the BEST relationship I’ve ever had, but don’t be sad ladies because honestly that was the best months of my life AND, AND, We are still friends. We still talk here and there, not as much as before, but we still vent about things and talk time to time. I do miss talking to him every day, But guess whose not going to cry? Me, ok I did, but what ever.
This is when the tea gets hot! I know my life is always full of tea, but girls let me catch you all up on what happened AFTER we broke up. Ok the reason why we broke up is because
I have one of the most embarrassing fears. It’s not even one that I can just get over if I truly needed to, its one that I have considered getting tested for a phobia.
I am scared shitless of butterflies.
One summer me and my family went to Moncton, New Brunswick for a family vacation, it was a pretty big deal and an 8 hour drive away.
One of the tourist attractions there was a ‘butterfly house’, which is exactly what it sounds like. A giant tent filled with giant butterflies.
At this time in my life I did not know just how scared I was of butterflies.
So we’re all pretty excited, we get tickets and listen to a tour-guide thing explain that it’s important not to hurt the butterflies, blah blah blah.
We finally get into the place, and I kid you not I nearly passed out on the spot.
The butterflies were fucking huge.
I had then taken extra precautions which included pulling down my sweater sleeves and putting up my hood. I wasn’t about to let one of those things touch me.
My sister and mom were having fun, just holding out oranges and letting the butterflies fall in their hair and generally looking like a Pinterest photo shoot, while I was almost pissing myself cause I was so scared.
Then, my mom took a picture of my sister with butterflies in her hair, and turns to me to ask for a picture. I then held out an orange slice and spent 20 minutes gathering the courage to let a butterfly sit on my hoodie long enough for a picture.
As my mom took the picture, another GIANT butterfly flew over my head. I freaked out and ducked to avoid contact with the scary butterfly.
So now my mom has a picture of me in a butterfly house crying, only my face visible in one corner and a butterfly covering half the screen.
Valentine’s Day, it’s a day when girls get treated special chocolates, flowers, etc… Don’t get me wrong I used to love this day. My dad always shower’s me and my mom with gifts, my mom and her puddin (a.k.a my dad) always look so in love on this holiday. Not that long ago I used to spend this day with my own puddin. that was still this last year.
My puddin’s name was Beck. We had a lot in common, murder, left, etc. Needless to say I’m exactly like my mom Harley and my dad Joker to a T. Me and Beck had a similar relationship to my parents but I was more in charge than he was. He always just wanted me to be happy, and with him I was. But last year we were just out walking around spending time together when one of my dad’s greedy business partners…
~~~~~~~~~~~ past \ flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me and Beck Decided to sit down in a park under a tree. He has his left arm around my shoulders holding my left hand in his. And he is playing with my right hand. I’m currently leaning into him. We just kept cracking jokes and planning our next theft. When we decided to get up and leave because it was around 11 p.m. as we went to exit the park, suddenly a man I recognize from one of my dad’s business meetings/deals started walking towards us, he has a gun in his hand already cocked from what I can tell.
“You know your father really shouldn’t let you out after dark. It’s too much of a great opportunity” the man said with an evil-looking smirk.
Beck move me behind him, both of us carefully watching the gun.
“ What do you want?” beck asked. While we link our hands.
“ What do I want? I don’t want your little girlfriend dead. That’s what I want. To send a message to Mr. J, that he can’t mess with everyone rule everyone! That there are consequences. What better consequence than seeing his daughter dead! “ He said laughing like a madman.
I moved in front of Beck.
“Then do it.” I said. He looked at me shocked. “ Do it. He will tear you to pieces. You think he’s bad now, imagine what his wrath will be like when his princess is dead.”
He started laughing even more and he raised the gun and pointed it at my head.
“ don’t worry this is gonna hurt” he said with us a sadistic smile .
What happened next when all so fast. I heard the gun go off. But then Beck jumped in front of me. Because he’s taller the bullet hit his chest. His lungs to be exact. He fell to the ground I moved him in my lap and I put my hands over his wound trying to stop the bleeding.
“No, no, no, no, no.” I say while tears start to run down my face. “ No I-I can’t lose you. I-I can’t”.
He reached up stroking my cheeks. Blood running down his mouth. “ Hey, shhh, it will be okay. Maybe not me…” he started to cough up blood. “ Not going to make it I know that so I-I need to tell you something.”
“O-o-k anything” I said trying not to sob.
“ Babydoll, I love you have since the day I met you and I always will, even after I die. Please don’t shut down after this, please…”
“ H-how Do you know I would shut down” I said, more as a statement than a question.
“ cuz I know you, just as well as your dad does… babydoll I get if you do shut down for a while but please promise me not for long, okay?” He asked me.
“I-I pr-promise “ I said my voice shaky. “ I love you, always remember that, okay”
“ I will, I promise.” he says then we kiss. When we pull away he smiles then I See the Light leave his eyes.
That’s when I hear the man laugh again. “ I’ll Always Love You, blah blah blah blah.” he said mockingly I put my knife out of my boot and then throw it at him hitting his heart directly.
I look back down at beck And I start to sob loudly, really glad now that the parks in the middle of nowhere, so no one can hear me. I pulled his body closer and I dropped my head on his chest sobbing.
Me and Harl’s we’re just getting back from dinner and a heist. We went to our room I changed out of my black and white suit, and Harley got out of her new dress I got her for today. It was around almost 4 a.m. I decided before I went to bed to go check up on my princess. As I’m walking to her room I noticed the door open a crack, when she’s asleep she always has it shut, in fact whenever she’s in there she has the door shut.
I pushed the door open I look around and she’s not there. Her curfew is 3 a.m. beck her boyfriend as much as I hate the idea of her having someone other than me and Harley loving her (and Frost caring). Beck always has her home on time.
“HARLEY!” I yelled she came into the room and looked around then turn to me and looked confused. “ Track her on the laptop through her phone, text me the location. FROST” He entered. “ Pull the car around, we’re going searching for my little girl”.
We were near the outside of Gotham when I finally got the text from Harley said she was in a park a little bit outside of Gotham. Once we knew where to go Frost speed Up.
As we pulled up I jumped out of the car. We walked into the park after a while I saw 1 figure lying down And a little further there were two figures 1 hunched over the other. When we got closer I noticed a business partner one I was going to have killed, he had my daughters dagger in his chest. I turned to the other two figures and that’s when I noticed that the one hunched over was my daughter and she was hunched over Beck. Oh God, this is going to hit her hard.
“ Frost, have 2 goons take the Traders body and dump it off where his men will see it. Then come over there” I told him well motioning with my head over to by my daughter.
I walked over to her and I kneel down behind her. “ Sweetheart, princess… what happened?” I asked her while putting a hand on her shoulder.
She lifted her head and looks up at me in that moment I swear my heart cracked. The broken look in her eyes with tears stains all down her face, mixed with blood.
“I-I-I tryed, I-I-I t-tr-tryed to stop the bleeding b-but, I couldn’t.” she kept looking back and forth between me, Frost, and Beck. While new tears came streaming down her face.
I move my hand up and down her back trying to comfort her.
“H-he saved me. He s-saved my l-life. And I c-couldn’t save his.” she said in between sobs.
“ shhhh… “ I pulled her into my chest rocking her trying to calm her down the best I could. “ shhhh… It will be okay. Let’s go home and get you cleaned up.” I started to pick her up but she wiggled away clinging to the boys body.
“ no I-I can’t leave him” she sobbed into his neck.
I stood up “ Frost, put the boy in the far back of the car. I’ll lay her down in the back and we’ll head home”.
I leaned down again “ princess, we will take him with us, wrap your arms around my neck.”
She did As told and I picked her up Bridal style. As I started to walk back to the car she buried her face in my shoulder. Once we got to the car I laid her down in the back.
On the way back to the house y/n fell asleep.
Once we got home I picked her up and carried her into the house.
“ Hey ya puddin! Did ya find-” Harley started the say but once she saw y/n in my arms. She walked over checking her over.
“Harl’s . stop.” I said, She looks up at me like I’m crazy. “ it’s not her blood.”
“ Then whose is-” she started to question but then Frost walked in with the boy’s body. I could tell by the look on her face she connected the most visible dots.
“ Put the boy in the garage for now, tomorrow we will get the full story. As for now. Let’s get some sleep… it’s been a long night.” I Sighed.
I walked up the stairs to y/n’s room, I walked into her room and went to her bathroom set her down a counter after waking her up. I washed the blood off her face and hands\arms. Harley then came in with clean clothes. I left the bathroom and shut the door letting Harley help her change.
All I can think about while waiting was how her face looked when I was cleaning her up. She looks so broken. She hasn’t spoken since the park. I knowing my princess she’s going to shut down and keep everything inside and not let it out. She gets that from me. The door to the bathroom opened y/n kept her eyes Down, Harley comes out behind her. I lean down and scoop y/n up and walk over to her bed, Harl’s pulls the sheets back and I place my princess down and pull the sheets over her. She curled into a ball, I leaned down and kissed her forehead.
As me and Harley went to our own room. Once we got in bed. “ Puddin, It’s not ya fault. I know that’s what’ya think, But it’s not.” she said Running her hands up and down my arm.
“ Harl’s Our little girl is heartbroken. She’s only sixteen she shouldn’t be heartbroken at this age, she shouldn’t be heartbroken ever. Harley she’s not going to forgive herself for this.” I sighed.
“She’s heartbroken, yes. She’s never going to forgive herself because she couldn’t do anything to help her love of her life and he died protecting her. She will never forgive or forget but it will get easier. She’ll probably shut down for a while ya, but she will be happy again, in time” Of course Harley knows what to say, she was a chiatrist at one point.
I turned around and flipped off the light “ I hope so Harl’s”.
I woke up and remembered everything I really hoped it was all a dream but it wasn’t.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (end of) past \ flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah that’s how it went I told Mom and Dad everything that happened. I shut down for about 2 months. Then me and my dad went on ‘many’ killing sprees. And anyway I’ve been helping my dad a lot. (oh and after that night we did give Beck a nice funeral).
Anyway back to, today it’s valentine’s day again, the first one since Beck’s death. I was in my room designing my next tattoo and my door open, “Daddy, what’s up?” I asked him. He came over to my been sat down next to me, he kissed my head.
“ Princess I was wondering what you want to do today?” he asked.
“ Dad, no offense but I hate today, so I don’t really want to do anything.” I told him and went back to shadowing.
Then he grabbed my pencil.
“ Look. Princess. I know last year’s Valentine’s day was good and then horribly terrible. But I want to do something with you.” He told me an in a voice that if anyone else used towards me I would kill.
“ Okay, like what?” I asked giving my full attention but had a sarcastic smile on my face.
Once he got a look at the smile on my face he did his signature laugh. He then pointed his finger at me “ You, my sweet darling daughter are so much like me. And to answer your question we can shoot up some stores, kill people, anything.”
“ Can we get soda and other junk and just hang out at Ace Chemicals? You and Mom can redo her vow like you do every Valentine’s Day.” I asked looking up at him he looks a little shocked that I knew what him and Mom do every Valentine’s Day.
“ Of course we can, and if you want I will teach you new ways to kill.” He said.
“Let’s do it” I said and we both did his laugh. Needless to say I actually had a good day considering the situation.
I have a prompt! How about Barista Sid and super flirty customer Geno with SWid writing something cute on his cup?
This one…kinda got away from me, and 1. Sorry this took so long, and 2. I kinda veered from the prompt? A lot? And I think I was kinda projecting a little about how I feel about flirty strangers? But I hope you enjoy it regardless.
“It’s Tuesday,” Flower says, with the kind of resignation the day always evokes. He doesn’t have to explain further, Sid knows what he means. Tuesday means the Russians are coming. Well, Sid is pretty sure the quiet blonde guy is Scandinavian, but mostly, the noisy group that takes up, bare minimum, three tables at 412 Coffee is Russian. Holding court among them most days is Alex, whom Sid privately just labels “Loud Motherfucker.”
This is an A/B/O AU. You are the Omega artist daughter of Naomi Novak, a world-class heart surgeon who is running for Mayor of New York City. After a meeting where your mother’s advisers call you a “liability”, she tells you that if you don’t do as your told she will cut you off. You storm out and wind up in a bar a few blocks away.
The hottest Alpha you have EVER laid eyes on with a scent so mouthwatering you’re practically drooling offers to buy you a drink. It’s just a drink, right? What do you have to lose? Only everything.
Characters: Omega! Reader, Beta! Naomi Novak, Alpha! Castiel Novak, Omega! Meg Novak, Claire Novak, Jimmy Novak, Alpha! Sam Winchester, Alpha! Dean Winchester, Alpha! John Winchester, Omega! Jo Harvelle
Big thanks to @moansmisha for letting me use some of her ideas from this post.
I was eating breakfast one morning while Sam was out for a run when my cell rang. It was Meg. “Your gonna want to turn on Channel 6, Y/N. It’s about you.”
“Hi to you too, Meg,” I said, amused. “Thanks for the heads up.”
I turned on Channel 6 and my good mood instantly evaporated. They were airing highlights of a press conference of my mother’s.
“Dr. Novak, are you aware that your daughter is rumored to have married Sam Winchester, John Winchester’s son?”
My mother sighed dramatically. “My daughter has a history of letting men take advantage of her. This is just the latest in a long line of poor choices.”
“Is it true you and Y/N are estranged?”
“My daughter chose Sam Winchester over her own family. Now she’s living with the consequences of that choice.” My mom replied stiffly.
“Can you confirm the rumors that Y/N is pregnant?” The reporter asked. Mom blinked in surprise, clearly not expecting this question.
“I can’t comment on that, I’m sorry.”
I couldn’t listen anymore. I snapped the TV off in annoyance. When Sam got back, I was watching the whole press conference online and muttering under my breath angrily. “Twists the truth……” “Makes everything about her.”
“So I don’t need to ask if you’ve seen it, then?” He said with a smirk.
I turned to him. “How would you feel about me doing an interview of my own to set the record straight about us and our relationship?”
So I’m currently working at a hotel in NYC for the summer, not super fancy but not a motel 6 type. This lady comes to the front desk and asks me if we have any sort of restaurant list and we don’t so I tell her no but ask what she wants if I could suggest anything (but I’m still super new so I only have like 5 restaurants on lock down in my brain). She says no and is so disappointed that we don’t have a list and all of the other Brand hotels that she’s stayed have one, and how we didn’t have any recommendations for something else earlier, blah blah, disappointed, blah. Like, Google is a thing, we technically only provide you a room, you get free breakfast, we don’t have a concierge. AND GOOGLE IS A THING! You’re in NYC you could spit and find 5 restaurants. The things people ask about, I’m just like, yeah sure let me GOOGLE it for you! Like YOU could do! (That being said, I do understand the desire to get an “expert” opinion, but basically everyone who works here lives in NJ, so…)
Hanging out with the boys was great don’t get me wrong, but sometimes it can be a bit annoying. It can also get really awkward at times and none of the boys really seems to care, which only made it more awkward.
Today’s conversation was about orgasms because someone had a new girl and blah blah blah. I was sat in Joe’s kitchen trying to get the some work done and to distance myself from the conversation because I didn’t want to be roped in and have to explain that contrary to popular belief apparently I haven’t had a lot of sex, and of the sex that I have had, it wasn’t that great.
❛ oh man, are you cereal? ❜ ❛ oh, you did not just say that. ❜ ❛ yes, it’s been that kind of day. ❜ ❛ no way. you again? ❜ ❛ everything is a picture waiting to be taken. ❜ ❛ i always feel like i have to overcompensate. for what i have no clue. ❜ ❛ when a door closes, a window opens.. or something like that. ❜ ❛ oh, boo hoo, poor little rich kid. ❜ ❛ holy shit — what do you want now? ❜ ❛ i wish i could stay in this moment forever. ❜ ❛ get that gun away from me, psycho! ❜ ❛ everybody hates me. everybody. ❜ ❛ ______ is such a weirdo. but i kinda like that about them. ❜ ❛ i just don’t think anybody is good enough for you. besides me. ❜ ❛ what-the-fuck-ever. ❜ ❛ with great power comes great bullshit. ❜ ❛ yep, yep, i’m fucking insane in the brain! ❜ ❛ meow, bring out the claws! i love seeing chicks fight! ❜ ❛ i’m so glad you’re my partner in crime. ❜ ❛ everybody lies. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ you look a little stressed out. are you okay? ❜ ❛ welcome to the real world. ❜ ❛ as long as you’re my partner in time. ❜ ❛ i know this has been a stressful day. ❜ ❛ empty. good. nobody can see my meltdown. except for me. ❜ ❛ beautiful. i don’t give a shit. the world is ending. cool. ❜ ❛ i wish i had the power to change it all for the better. ❜ ❛ the last time i got the flu shot, i got the flu. ❜ ❛ hella? i hate that word. no offense. ❜ ❛ get your ass over here! ❜ ❛ just relax. stop torturing yourself. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry if that sounded too emo. ❜ ❛ go ape! ❜ ❛ ______, i am awesome! we are awesome! ❜ ❛ no emojis! ❜ ❛ i’ll always believe you. ❜ ❛ i think both of us could use a hug. ❜ ❛ wow, you’re hardcore, ______! ❜ ❛ you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met. ❜ ❛ put on some clothes first, hillbilly. ❜ ❛ boo-ya! get it? boo-ya? like i’m a.. scary punk ghost. ❜ ❛ i know i’m a pain in the booty. ❜ ❛ ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah! ❜ ❛ the wifi out here sucks. must take days to download porn. ❜ ❛ nobody cares about me. nobody. ❜ ❛ release the kra-can! ❜ ❛ did you just say hella? i think i’m a good bad influence on you. ❜ ❛ ______, i’m in a nightmare and i can’t wake up! ❜ ❛ everybody pretends to care until they don’t. ❜ ❛ eat shit and die. ❜ ❛ amazeballs! i literally got chills all over my neck! ❜ ❛ no wonder they call it a web. nothing can ever get out. ❜ ❛ blah, blah, blah.. god, i hate your voice now. ❜ ❛ crazy shit is the new normal for me. ❜ ❛ it sucks to be dragged into the spotlight. ❜ ❛ look at the trail of death you left behind! ❜ ❛ life is so unfair. ❜ ❛ why don’t you go fuck your selfie? ❜ ❛ nobody would ever even miss your punk ass would they?❜ ❛ i can’t trust anybody again. ❜ ❛ i couldn’t let you die. ❜ ❛ you don’t know who the fuck i am or who you’re messing around with! ❜ ❛ by the way, thanks, but we’re not friends. ❜ ❛ fuck that! no way! ❜ ❛ don’t ever tell me what to do! ❜ ❛ you did that? you bitch! ❜ ❛ you are going to get in hella more trouble for this than drugs. ❜ ❛ you are my number one priority now. you are all that matters to me. ❜ ❛ i’m so sick of people trying to control me! ❜ ❛ now you’re totally stuck in the retro zone. sad face. ❜ ❛ i can tell everybody ______ is a punk ass who begs like a little and talks to themselves— ❜ ❛ wowser. ❜ ❛ pussies can’t fucking fight. ❜ ❛ hello? are you even listening, ______? ❜ ❛ who even cares? this is hella bullshit! ❜ ❛ it’s cool, ______. don’t stress, bro. you’re okay. just count to three. ❜ ❛ that’s not my fault! don’t even try to blame me! ❜ ❛ go fuck your selfie, ______. i don’t have time for this bullshit.❜ ❛ nobody tells me what to do. ❜ ❛ where’d you get that? what are you doing? ❜ ❛ come on, put that thing down! ❜