I just realized most Inquisition men have predator animal motifs.

Solas: Wolf.

Cullen: Lion.

Blackwall: Bear.

Dorian: Serpent.

Iron Bull: Dragon. (Yes, he’s called the Iron Bull, but as Cole points out, his horns are dragon horns, and he’s got a serious thing for dragons.)

Varric need not apply bc he carries over from the previous game, and Cole is a sweet cinnamon roll.

dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement


Poll winner from the last month and another part of Across Thedas series. Crestwood is one of my favorite maps and left a huge impression on me during my first playthrought (:

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companions and advisers react to discovering the inquisitor did a perfect wicked hearts quest with utterly no mistakes whatsoever and was utterly stone cold drunk as all hell the entire time without giving it away until the very end when they're alone.


Iron Bull + Chargers:


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Cole: Knew the whole time, so


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BONUS: Inquisitor: 


Words of Farewell…

Or, at least, Farkhad fears they might be, because he’s going to face down Corypheus’ full force. (His mind went blank while writing the note to Josephine because he romanced her).

Reasons Blackwall is best bean
  • Afraid of magic but still approves of freeing the mages
  • In the Exalted Plains says sadly “I wonder if the elves will ever find a home”
  • Confesses that he thought a non-human Quizzy would be human, apologises and says it’s foolish, and says “it’s what you do and how you do it that’s important”
  • If Sera isn’t recruited he comes up with the idea of Solas banging Fade spirits on his own and decides it’s worth risking a fireball to the ass to ask him
  • If you pardon him in the Trespasser epilogue he fuckin travels the world giving hope to people I’m crying
  • Fucking TANK. Nothing can bring him down. Demons? No problem. Bears? Bring it on. Dragons? Piece of cake.
  • Singlehandedly protected the people at the Crossroads when the Breach opened like the badass motherfucker he is
  • “for… valour”
  • Canonically gives great hugs
  • “titsicles”