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luana dies and aoife moves away ana has to cope xoxo

luana dies ana is really sad ana is a sad panda she is crying because she got the news from aoife aoife is sad but she’s like ok this only worked as a ot3 i am sorry ana i am moving away our balance was destroyed we had the power of three

so ana is like ok what the fuck aoife first my girlfriend dies and then this???? and aoife is like well yes basically bye and ana is like that little fucker

so ana gets very drunk and very depressed and finds comfort through lap dances and strip clubs until one day she has a brilliant book idea writes it makes big big money and becomes very very famous that’s when jennifer lawrence asks to play the main character her lover is naya’s character and dianna’s it’s called the hunger games lesbians a big hit 

and then luana shows up she hadn’t died she just got lost in a glass case of emotion when achele came out 

ana doesn’t buy it because she thinks she only came back because money

they are angsty for a while luana becomes famous too they’re all angsty and all over the news and they end up working together they get back through angsty sex and perezhilton posts an exclusive about it

aoife regrets her decision when she reads the news the only think she can say is: those bitches

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there is one problem and the name is my mom. i don’t think she would let me see you without her with me.

i thought so but i don’t have a problem meeting her??? everybody’s mom love me because i’m sociable and responsible and nice

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don’t go around saying you’re 12 i’ve gotten 34 people banned for being 12

really? also off topic but I’m not answering your last ask because it’s beautiful and reminded me of GoT so I’m keeping it there