• Emma: why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Mark: why?
  • Emma: to get to the idiot's house. knock knock.
  • Mark: who's there?
  • Emma: the chicken.
  • Mark:
  • Emma:
  • Mark:
  • Emma:
  • Mark: i won't punch you in the face on one condition.
  • Emma: ...yeah?
  • Mark: go tell that joke to Diego
  • Ty: wait... did you just flirt with me?
  • Kit: have been for the past few months but thanks for noticing
Jules,“ She said impulsively. "Can I stay?”
It was their code, the short version of a longer request: Stay and make me forget my nightmares. Stay and sleep next to me. Stay and chase the bad dreams away, the memories of blood, of dead parents, or Endarkend warriors with eyes like dead black coals.
—  Emma Carstairs, Lady Midnight

rowaelinherondale  asked:

Julian or Jace?

Definitely Julian. I don’t even have any remorse, just save Julian at all costs. That poor boy has been tortured so much. Someone just save him. Please. #ProtectJulian2k17

This is random but is anyone else concerned about that whole “ruthless heart” thing? Like poor Julian has been through SO MUCH CRAP and people are judging a slight character flaw, which is honestly just him trying to protect his family? Like I don’t see anything wrong with that? And I love Julian so much and I’m so worried about him in Lord of Shadows and now I’m rambling but ugh what is going to happen when he sees Mark and Emma together? It’s going to destroy him but he’s already broken so much and you guys we literally need like 3 hours just to talk about Julian Blackthorn. 

Send me two characters and I’ll tell you which one I’d save.

Originally posted by phil-molestermoon

  • Tessa: Kit Herondale
  • Kit: (ง •̀_•́)ง
  • Ty: Kit Herondale
  • Kit: (◡‿◡✿)

I completely agree with this

The question on the table is do were put a twelve year-old boy in charge of running the Los Angeles Institute, or do we do it ourselves like a bunch of miserable losers? I say we make Julian do it, and I’m the boss. Therefore, meeting adjourned.
—  Uncle Arthur, at his first (and only) meeting with the Head Los Angeles Downworlders 
When you love someone, they become a part of who you are. They’re in everything you do. They’re in the air you breathe and the water you drink and the blood in your veins. Their touch stays on your skin and their voice stays in your ears and their thoughts stay in your mind. You know their dreams because nightmares pierce your heart and their good dreams are your dreams too. And you don’t think they’re perfect, but you know their flaws, the deep-down truth of them, and the shadows of all their secrets, and they don’t frighten you away, in fact you love them more for it, because you don’t want perfect. You want them.
—  Julian Blackthorn, Lady Midnight
LoS snippet

Kieran gave a soft, impatient noise and flopped down on the bed, among the sheets. The blankets were already flung onto the floor. With his black hair tangled against the white linen, his body sprawled out with no regard for human modesty, Kieran looked even more of a wild creature. “Come with me, then,” he said. “Stay with me. I saw the look on your face when you saw the horses of the Hunt. You would do anything to ride again.”

Suddenly furious, Mark leaned down over him. “Not anything,” he said. His voice throbbed with low anger.

Kieran gave a slight hiss. He caught at Mark’s shirt. “There,” he said. “Be angry with me, Mark Blackthorn. Shout at me. Feel something.”

Mark stayed where he was, frozen, just above Kieran. “You think I don’t feel?”

  • Tessa: you're a Herondale
  • Kit: I'm not a Herondale.
  • Jem: you're a Herondale
  • Kit: I'm not a Herondale.
  • Julian: you're a Herondale
  • Kit: I'm not a Herondale.
  • Emma: you're a Herondale
  • Kit: I'm not a Herondale.
  • Ty: you're a Herondale
  • Kit: I'M A HERONDALE!!1