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Sharp and Toews: Better Together

The almost-kiss that never was:

It’s pretty obvious that these two have an illicit love affair going - just look at their guilty faces, caught in the act.

Need more evidence? Here:

The “I love you so much you little shit” smiles:

That time Sharpy Cam was three parts close-ups of Tazer and one part bedroom wrestling with Seabs

More of Sharpy’s horribly obvious pigtail pulling:

Tazer showing his affection like the weirdo he is:

The “let me flop onto you I am so in love” moment:

That time he put on a helmet and decided to headbutt Sharpy because, why not?

Tazer’s weird love of messing with Sharpy’s jersey:

When Tazer was precious and clung on to Sharpy:

So… the conclusion?

Toews and Sharp: better together

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE STANBO’S PHONE AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING STUPID.  OR, LET ME REPHRASE, BEFORE HE FIGURES OUT A WAY TO DO SOMETHING EVEN MORE STUPID THAN TRADING AWAY A CALDER TROPHY WINNER WHO WAS 11TH OVERALL IN POINTS LAST SEASON AND THE ONLY PLAYER ON THE TEAM WHO KNOWS HOW TO BLOCK A GODDAMN SHOT!

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Okay so like @temipanarin (who also deserves credit for finding a lot of these clips for me!) had an idea for a video and I ran with it and this is the crazy-ass result please enjoy my weird sense of humor :D

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Kane and Toews: Part II

(Part I)

Sometimes, they’re both just stupid about each other.

The exuberant cellys: 

The butt tapping:

The hugging:

 

The “get on your knees while I erotically pour liquid into your mouth” moments:

The almost-lapdance:

The possessiveness:

It’s pretty obvious that they’re happiest when they’re together.