Excuse me for the rant I’m about to do, but I wanted to point out again that these are the REAL founding fathers of America. Not Christofer or whoever else people say is. Europeans came over and took THEIR land and claimed it as their own. They KILLED and FORCED all of them out if their homes and onto reservations. It pisses me off and we almost NEVER learn about the Native Americans in our history classes even though we are sitting in a school built on THEIR territory but people do not even have enough respect to put them in our education curriculum. And I also wanted to bring this up because summer is coming and people looooove to talk shit about my red skin and say “Ew your skin is so red what the fuck.” “You look like a lobster hahahaha.” and “OMG you’re so sunburned.” So excuse me and back the fuck up. I am not sunburned, that is the color of my ethnicity and race. Saying that shit is just as racist as anything else. If you’re allowed to love your white, tan, and black skin I am allowed to love my red skin. And no, I never lived in a tribe or reservation and I don’t speak any of the languages. But most of you never lived in Europe, Mexico, or Africa or speak a native language so you can stop with that there. And yes, I am part white, but the majority of my family starting from my great parents and back are mainly or full either Cherokee, Blackfoot, or Chickasaw. DO NOT try to invalidate me and my race. I have pride in my people and where I come from, thank you very much.
I would love to do a film like Howard’s End, which is one of my favorites. I would love to do a film like Sense & Sensibility, but until society changes, the only roles I’d get to play in movies like that would be either as a maid, or a prisoner, which totally sucks.Misty Upham
(July 6, 1982 – October 5, 2014)
Notable performances by Blackfoot actress Misty Upham
“People need representation,” Haze stresses. “It means a lot to have any sort of representation.”
All the more impactful, then, that Haze has been increasingly more vocal about their gender.
“I feel like my agenderness and my gender identity have evolved,” they say. “I spent a lot of time, in my earlier years of limelight, suppressing myself.”
That age of suppression is coming to an end. They add that in their language — Haze is Creole, Cherokee, and Blackfoot Indian, and a self-taught speaker of Tsalagi — their identity means two-spirited. “It’s normal that people can feel like they’re two things trapped in one body.” They will continue, through their various forums of advocacy, to further this message of normality. No big deal, nothing to see here — nothing, that is, besides a really, really good rapper.
Though Haze’s gender identity has evolved with the passing years, and their stint on Truce prompts their week-to-week evolution in the television personality game, there is one thing that seems, always, to come easy. “Performing is natural,” they tell me. And I’m inclined to believe them, if only because their force of presence behind the mic — their vitality, their singular style, their certain brand of fearlessness — always makes it seem so.
Onstage, Haze says, “everyone knows what I’m about. What I’m going to do.”
Y’all wanna read an interview about an incredible rapper by a reporter who properly genders them throughout the article? Of course you do.
Hood- Johnathan Satlin, the universe Guardian. Lazy, married
to Liz Wright
Liz Wright- Wife to Hood, ultimate Mom
Number 42, The God Killer, adorably fluffy, married to Beth Wright
Beth Wright: Aaron’s wife, will kick your ass, adorable.
Aaron’s cousin. 9 foot tall black and silver four armed tiger man. Total mad
Aaron’s cousin. Shapeshifter, lynx lady, pan, will stab you and flirt with you
Pinstripe: Mafia Hit
man possessed by ancient assassin god
Sheriff Waters: wild
west sherriff and time displaced Pinstripe.
immortal western zombie sheriff, total nonchalant asshole.
Deputy Colt 45: super
futuristic robot sent to the wild west. Deputy to Waters and McCreed.
Guilty, Thomas Ralz the pianist, and old man Joe the banjoist. And their swamp
given powers by the zodiac spirit scorpio,
Blackfoot indian chief.
Vessal: bronze golum,
protecter of Kitchi’s tribe, host to hundreds of warrior spirits.
Argon and Neon: nova kids trapped in the Wildwest, brother
Nobilis Krypton: Anodyne, roman themed, trapped in wildwest
with Argon and Neon
Stephan and Justin Wright:
Little Brothers to Hood and Aaron respectively. Adopted by Tracey Wright and Hail Tartalgia. The bridges to the multiverse. Cinnamon roll and sin-namon
Tracey Wright: Hail’s wife and the mother to Justin and Stephan, sexy, tired of everyone’s shit.
Second Youngest of the Tartalgia family. Shy, ice powers, twin brother to Zana,
cinnamon roll. Married to Tracey Wright.
youngest Tartalgia, power over energy, super speed. Energetic, outgoing,
Fog Tartalgia: Middle
child of Tartalgia family, twin brother to Storm. Power over all gasses and vapors.
Quiet, kind, wise.
Middle Child of Tartalgia family, twin brother to Fog. Power over weather.
Loud, arrogant, secretly a cinnamon roll.
Kujo: Second oldest
of Tartalgia family, twin brother to Zoey. Blunt, dry, helpful. Can know everything
about an item by touching it, and will know
expertly how to use it.
Zana: Second youngest
of Tartalgia family, twin sister to Hail, power over water and liquids, equally
as shy as Hail if not more so.
Zoey: Second oldest
of Tartalgia family, twin sister of Kujo, control over plants and animals.
Busty, curvy and flirtatious. Sin-namon roll.
Hero: eldest of Tartalgia
family. Power of adapting to any situation (nearly infinite powers). Outgoing,
positive, conceited, loves himself.
immortal old man, Looks like 60, but is as healthy as a 30 year old. Street
brawler, travels with Launa.
Descendant of Waters. Can’t be harmed. Sociopath, angry at everything.
Taurus: Minotaur like
being, greatest enemy is Hood, wants to envelop the world in eternal night.
clone of Aaron. An attempt to repeat the success that is Aaron in making
Grave Digger: older than time, is death, grim reaper, and
the grave all at once. Always drinking.
Arnold: The Graveyard Cat. Zombie cat with the power of
decay. Experiment of 100 Project
Ronny: The hellhound,
control over darkness and fire. Experiment of 100 project
Damian: Giant Golden
Flying Fox, A big ass fruit bat. Kind, gentle, not sure where he is. Clings to
Marty: a mothman,
silent, thinking, will fight you.
Vet: time traveling immortal redneck doctor getting into shenanigans
Uncle Sam: ultra
patriotic American bald eagle robot. Made by vet
DJ Giz: super sleek
robot covered in speakers. Makes noise. Made by vet
Livewire: robot with
tendrils coming from his back. not made by vet but saved by him
SARAH: vets body
guard. Ultimate fighting robot girl. Sexy, but will kick your ass
Leao: Wizard cat!
Farmer John Stidham:
first of Shattered Six, hard working, blunt farmer
Don Lomas: Second of
Shattered Six, mob boss, mysterious, dangerous.
third of Shattered Six, genius, scientist, nerd
Smiley Joe Stidham:
fourth of Shattered Six, mixer, dancer, happy.
Dr Dean Lomas: fifth
of Shattered Six, doctor, muscular, pretty boy
Agent Carter: Sixth
of Shattered Six, agent, fighter, dangerous.
The Fivefold: The
Pastor, Prophet, Evangelist, Teacher, and Apostle.
The Big Three: The
three who made everything, Austin, Chance, and Fernando.
Curly Satlin: Giant
lumberjack with bigger afro. Works for Don and Brigitta Vigarin.
Kristopher Krins: towns person of Keypers Cove, might be
santa, definitely Santa, necklace is two candy canes which he uses when
Galve: flaming skeleton goat man in a robe, comes out from
November to February.
Sir Issac Wells: real
name of Johnny Rockers. Large bulky man, from Arkansas, used some enhanced
cocaine, permanent other personality emerged, sophisticated man of class, still
an absolute psychopathic serial killer.
Mr. Hicks: Henry
Hicks, CEO of large tech company, travels the world joining fighting
Victorian era gentlemen revived as a half plant, half zombie, very kind and
polite. Hates rude un-gentlemanly people.
former CEO, current Hero of Mexico, very strong boxer, rival to Mr. Hicks.
The Matador: Alfonzo
Rivera, fighter, uses a sword and two bull fighting spears.
butler and warrior, butler to Mr. Hicks, neighbor to Tracey Wright.
Ashura: Ghost of formally immortal warrior, bonded to Liz Wright
Ursa: Tigg’s main
maid. Super strong
Lea: Tiggs’ main
gardener. Mastered every last known martial art
cheff, poison touch.
Pastor Smith and
Juddeep: World traveling Southern Pastor and his Saudi Arabian friend/ex-airport security guard.
Romulin: Son of
Anubis, permanent rival to Uncle Sam
Valz: Greek titan of
love, passion, erotic pleasure, and drinks.
Issac: Son of Hood,
inherited all his powers.
Tommie: Daughter of
Aaron, inherited all his powers (and looks)
Tedd: living teddy
bear, adopted by Hood.
warrior and shaman. Rival and big brother figure to Issac
The Mesh: large,
jumbled robot, created by a deceased boy genius, roams the world looking for a
pinstripe, unknown female who’s theme is magician.
ringmaster with reality altering abilities
pinstripe, unknown female who’s theme is clown.
Ragdoll: Hood from a
forgotten universe, a patchwork ragdoll like being of pure evil.
Snap: the alpha hood, the original who snapped upon seeing
the multitude of various deaths.
Aaron. Put on Hood’s sweater, old programming resurfaced, Went crazy.
The Pinstripe Corps:
multidimensional assassin group of alternate Pinstripe’s
The OFFKeys: a group
of six musicians from Keypers Cove, each represents a different music genre
The entire town of
Keypers Cove: hoh boy. Their necklaces has powers
Thunder and Zora
Tartaliga: Parents of the Tartalgia Family and founders of Tartalgia.
Aaron, true ultimate weapon
Ultra, mindless animal, afterwards a depressed former hero.
aaron, controlled with nanites, killer.
amalgamate of Pinstripe, Fatality, Legion, Patient Doe, Mr Thompson, Scorpio,
from a computer world.
Scrap: all of Vet’s
robots, mashed into one, torn to shreds by Aaron+ individually before reforming
and killing him.
Virus: Vet’s true opposite. Body is home to every last
disease, fungus, and bacteria in the universe, complete control over all
Schism: the true
embodiment of chaos and order. True equality. A god pretty much.
EL: The elemental.
Splits into six main elements, Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Machine, Nature, Light
and Dark. Then they fuse into four sub elements. Fire and Water make Energy.
Air and Earth make Decay. Nature and Machine make Time. And Light and Dark make
order. Then they fuse to make two. Time and Decay make Death. Order and Energy
make life. El, the final fusion, is the element of Humanity
Error53: a mix of
science and magic, a demonic computer virus.
El guillao: Puerto
Rican Gansgter, uses soul flame and machetes.
of fear, true monster.
Legion: former youth
pastor turned host to millions of demons.
Train Man: Wildwest
Zombie, enforcer of death, rounds up souls Digger doesn’t feel like finding.
Dr. Isotope: former Cold
War Scientist, imbued with the power of ten atoms bombs
spikey skeleton man, makes more flaming skeletons for army.
Damian Weaver: form
an alternate universe, survivor of zombie apocalypse. Thinks he is edgy, is not
Justin Carter: from
the same forgotten world as Ragdoll. Another patchwork ragdoll man, with a
flaming chainsaw for a hand, a hero.
Patient Doe: unknown.
A patchwork person trying to make themselves the perfect body, might be alien,
no facts known.
Mr. Thompson: really
friendly serial killer, animals love him, everyone loves him, everyone knows
hes a killer too.
Silver Heart: given a robotic heart that replaces all
damaged parts with robotics.
Bob: robot from the future meant to be sent to 1950’s America.
Sent to modern America. Typical 1950’s dad but is actually killer liquid metal
Rex: very large man
with brain of hyper intelligent dog. Loyal, works with a pirate, but always
dressed in a suit.
Leon: demon lion man. Crazy, violent, evil
Captain Longbeard and Shiv: Pirates. Longbeard is very
intelligent, pilots a ship from the far future, Shiv is his malfunctioning
robot fighter/first mate.
Clove: Skeleton Wildwest
gun for hire. Known as the Gunslinger.
Beryl and Obsidian: Gem people. Servants for the Gods.
DOTcom: a program and
nanite cloud created by Vet, pilots his TAURTOS.
Talli and Mingan: Talli cant die, Mingan is his giant grey
dire wolf who is the real brains of the duo.
Blachidna: Alternate version of Wechidna, evil, arrogant, ruler of planet of factories.
Employee18: leader of worker revolution against Blachinda, favorite weapon :picaxe
Ashuraos: alternate Ashura, driven mad with power, being of pure chaos, body is half liquid energy
The Lounge Singers: 1920′s era smokey ball room band, actually hitmen, Ricky, Big Al, Betty, and Li.
Lukas Muler: Swiss cowboy living in Treasure Canyon. Earth bending powers, loves rocks.
Kopano Pillay: South African mercenary, true soldier, gun for hire.
Malware: a corrupted, computer virus infected Justin, wants to recreate his family using the glitches.
Trojan: a corrupted, computer virus infected Stephan. Wants to make Justin fix their world then kill him, willing to destroy whatever stands in his way.
The Televnagelist: former big name preacher turned serial killer.
The Blackfoot Indian tribe is made up of four smaller sub-groups, including the North Peigan, the South Peigan, the Kainai Nation and the Siksika Nation. They inhabited an area of North America stretching from Sasketchewan River in Canada to the Missouri River in Montana. Although they were a peaceful group, they were fierce and talented warriors.
Red Fox James, a Blackfoot Indian, rode horseback from state to state seeking approval for a day to honor Indians. On Dec. 14, 1915, he presented the endorsements of 24 state governments at the White House. There is no record, however, of such a national day being proclaimed. (Library of Congress) 1915. “Indians, American. Red Fox James at White House.” With the State, War and Navy building as backdrop. Harris & Ewing glass negative.