headcanon that Pietro eats constantly
literally all the time. everyone will be gearing up for battle but he’s just stuffing his face
always handing random people half eaten sandwiches and saying “watch this for me.”
actually coming back for the sandwich hours after whichever new crisis is averted
oldering jarvis to have obnoxious amounts of food delivered
shrugging when someone asks who ate their lunch-that they clearly labeled- from the communal fridge when everyone knows it was him
being confused as to why he’s being asked to leave the restaurant when the sign clearly says it ‘all you can eat’ and he’s not done eating.