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And the 2017 Emmy nominees are …

Outstanding drama series:

The Crown
House of Cards
Stranger Things
This Is Us
Better Call Saul
Westworld

Outstanding limited series:

Big Little Lies
Fargo
The Night Of
Genius
Feud: Bette and Joan

Outstanding comedy series:

Veep
Atlanta
Black-ish
Silicon Valley
Master of None
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Modern Family

Outstanding television movie:

The Wizard of Lies
Sherlock: The Lying Detective
Dolly Parton’s Christmas of Many Colors: Circle of Love
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks
Black Mirror: San Junipero

Outstanding lead actress in a drama series:

Claire Foy, The Crown
Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale
Keri Russell, The Americans
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Evan Rachel Wood, Westworld
Viola Davis, How to Get Away with Murder

Outstanding lead actor in a drama series:

Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
Matthew Rhys, The Americans
Anthony Hopkins, Westworld
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Milo Ventimiglia, This Is Us

Outstanding supporting actor in a drama series:

John Lithgow, The Crown
Jonathan Banks, Better Call Saul
Jeffrey Wright, Westworld
Ron Cephas Jones, This Is Us
Michael Kelly, House of Cards
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
David Harbour, Stranger Things

Outstanding supporting actress in a drama series:

Chrissy Metz, This Is Us
Thandie Newton, Westworld
Millie Bobby Brown, Stranger Things
Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black
Ann Dowd, The Handmaid’s Tale
Samira Wiley, The Handmaid’s Tale

Outstanding lead actor in a limited series or movie:

Ewan McGregor, Fargo
Robert De Niro, The Wizard of Lies
Riz Ahmed, The Night Of
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock: The Lying Detective
Geoffrey Rush, Genius
John Turturro, The Night Of

Outstanding lead actress in a limited series or movie:

Carrie Coon, Fargo
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies
Jessica Lange, Feud: Bette and Joan
Susan Sarandon, Feud: Bette and Joan
Felicity Huffman, American Crime

Outstanding supporting actor in a limited series or movie:

Stanley Tucci, Feud: Bette and Joan
Alfred Molina, Feud: Bette and Joan
David Thewlis, Fargo
Alexander Skarsgard, Big Little Lies
Bill Camp, The Night Of
Michael Kenneth Williams, The Night Of

Outstanding supporting actress in a limited series or movie:

Judy Davis, Feud: Bette and Joan
Jackie Hoffman, Feud: Bette and Joan
Laura Dern, Big Little Lies
Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies
Regina King, American Crime
Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies

Outstanding lead actor in a comedy series:

Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
Aziz Ansari, Master of None
Donald Glover, Atlanta
Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
William H. Macy, Shameless
Zach Galifianakis, Baskets

Outstanding lead actress in a comedy series:

Pamela Adlon, Better Things
Allison Janney, Mom
Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish
Lily Tomlin, Grace and Frankie
Jane Fonda, Grace and Frankie

Outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series:

Alec Baldwin, Saturday Night Live
Louie Anderson, Baskets
Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Tony Hale, Veep
Matt Walsh, Veep

Outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series:

Anna Chlumsky, Veep
Leslie Jones, Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Bayer, Saturday Night Live
Kathryn Hahn, Transparent
Judith Light, Transparent
Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live

Outstanding variety talk series:

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Real Time with Bill Maher
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The Late Late Show with James Corden

Outstanding variety sketch series:

Billy on the Street
Documentary Now!
Drunk History
Portlandia
Saturday Night Live
Tracy Ullman’s Show

Outstanding reality-competition program:

The Amazing Race
American Ninja Warrior
Project Runway
RuPaul’s Drag Race
Top Chef
The Voice

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Name: Barghest, Barguest

Area of Origin: Northern England

Prevalent in Northern English folklore, the Barghest is a monstrous black dog, with fiery eyes, large teeth and claws, though the name has been known to refer to ghosts or household elves in other regions of the country. The word “Ghost” was pronounced “Guest” in Northern England, and the etymology of Barghest is thought to be the combination word, Burh-ghest or “Town-Ghost”. Similar to other mythical Black Dogs like the Black Shuck, Grim, Padfoot, Gwyllgi and Gytrash, the Barghest is believed to be an omen of death, foretelling the passing of an individual by laying on or near their doorstep. In some tales, the dog is but one form the entity can shapeshift into, with other appearances being that of a headless man or woman, a white cat or a rabbit. They are said to attack lone travelers in the countryside as well as the narrow alleys in those of the old English cities.

Paperhat parenting headcanon #2: When the kids get into fights.

Dr.Flug:

-Hello? Yes this is me.

Black Hat:

-What the fuck do you want? Some people actually work at this hour.

Dr. Flug:

-What?! M.D. got into a fight?! Oh my goodness, are the kids okay?

Black Hat:

-Shit,again? Look,there’s a 99 precent chance that he did it without a reason,but that one percent may be because he was provoked.

Dr.Flug:

-I’m so sorry. I’ll be there right away.

Black Hat:

-Why are you still talking to me,peasant?

Dr. Flug:

-Hi,yes,is this Mrs. Anderson? I believe our children had an altercation today.

Black Hat:

-Okay,our brats beat the shit out of echother, but mine was better and made yours better looking, just saying.

Dr. Flug:

-Is there any way you can forgive him?

Black Hat:

-So how much money do you want to not press any charges?

Dr.Flug:

-We will take care of any medical need that has to be covered.

Black Hat:

-Honey,believe me, I can pay the best doctors in the world, but they still wouldn’t be able to fix your son’s obviously fucked face.

Dr, Flug:

-Mrs. Anderson, I don’t think it’s very appropriate to disscus on who won!

Black Hat:

-Who won? Obviously not the kid that got his head bust open, with 5 of his teeths removed,both of his eyes black,and scalped. Aka,not the kid who got a free plastic surgery.

Dr. Flug:

-MY son is the only one guilty?!

Black Hat:

-The only guilt M.D. feels is the guilt of not charging your donkey 50$ per injury . No,I’m pretty sure I know what I said.

Dr. Flug:

-I don’t think you’re in the position of giving me parenting advice, Mrs. Anderson.

Black Hat:

-I’m an irresponsible parent? Please tell me more about how careful, loving and caring you are to your child. Exactly.

Dr. Flug:

-You’ll see me in court?! Excuse me?!

Black Hat:

-You’ll see me in court? Bring it on bitch,I own that court and everybody in it,including you! Though I must say,I wouldn’t brag about that purchase. And whatcha going to give me if I win? Expired chicken noodle soup with rain water and depression?

Dr. Flug:

-I don’t even think you know what a court means with your 3rd grade education!

Black Hat:

-Oh, and by the way,next time when me and my kids come to McDonald’s we except you to serve us properly. Oh,you don’t work at McDonald’s? So they finally decided to raise their standards?

Dr. Flug:

-I don’t want to see your child speaking to mine,ever again! Good day,Mildred!

Black Hat:

-Now you listen to me carefully, you two panny worth bitch. If I EVER see my kid getting hurt because if yours,if I ever see your kid looking at M.D. ,talking to him,or lay one finger on my son,I’ll personally come in there and make sure your little brat dosen’t ever speak to him,or anyone else in particularly, because I’ll drag him and you into the deepest holes of hell until your screams will be heard to heaven and back. Have a nice fuckin day.

Dr. Flug:

-I will not punish M.D. for this.

Black Hat:

-Shit,that kid deserves an ice cream. MD! Come,we’re gonna humiliate people!

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Comedy Series
“Atlanta” (FX)
“Black-ish” (ABC)
“Master of None” (Netflix)
“Modern Family” (ABC)
“Silicon Valley” (HBO)
“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” (Netflix)
“Veep” (HBO)

Drama Series
“Better Call Saul” (AMC)
“The Crown” (Netflix)
“The Handmaid’s Tale” (Hulu)
“House of Cards” (Netflix)
“Stranger Things” (Netflix)
“This Is Us” (NBC)
“Westworld” (HBO)

Drama Actress
Viola Davis (“How to Get Away with Murder”)
Claire Foy (“The Crown”)
Elisabeth Moss (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)
Keri Russell (“The Americans”)
Evan Rachel Wood (“Westworld”)
Robin Wright (“House of Cards”)

Drama Actor
Sterling K. Brown (“This Is Us”)
Anthony Hopkins (“Westworld”)
Bob Odenkirk (“Better Call Saul”)
Matthew Rhys (“The Americans”)
Liev Schreiber (“Ray Donovan”)
Kevin Spacey (“House of Cards”)
Milo Ventimiglia (“This Is Us”)

Comedy Actor
Anthony Anderson (“Black-ish”)
Aziz Ansari (“Master of None”)
Zach Galifianakis (“Baskets”)
Donald Glover (“Atlanta”)
William H. Macy (“Shameless”)
Jeffrey Tambor (“Transparent”)

Comedy Actress:
Pamela Adlon (“Better Things”)
Tracee Ellis-Ross (“black-ish”)
Jane Fonda (“Grace and Frankie”)
Lily Tomlin (“Grace and Frankie”)
Allison Janney (“Mom”)
Ellie Kemper (“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”)

Limited Series
“Big Little Lies” (HBO)
“Fargo” (FX)
“Feud: Bette and Joan” (FX)
“The Night Of” (HBO)
“Genius” (National Geographic)

Limited Series Actor
Riz Ahmed (“The Night Of”)
Benedict Cumberbatch (“Sherlock: The Lying Detective”)
Robert De Niro (“The Wizard of Lies”)
Ewan McGregor (“Fargo”)
Geoffrey Rush (“Genius”)
John Turturro (“The Night Of”)

Limited Series Actress

Carrie Coon (“The Leftovers”)
Felicity Huffman (“American Crime”)
Nicole Kidman (“Big Little Lies”)
Jessica Lange (“Feud”)
Susan Sarandon (“Feud”)
Reese Witherspoon (“Big Little Lies”)

Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
John Lithgow (“The Crown”)
Jonathan Banks (“Better Call Saul”)
Mandy Patinkin (“Homeland”)
Michael Kelly (“House of Cards”)
David Harbour (“Stranger Things”)
Ron Cephas Jones (“This Is Us”)
Jeffrey Wright (“Westworld”)

Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Ann Dowde (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)
Samira Wiley (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)
Uzo Aduba (“Orange Is the New Black”)
Millie Bobby Brown (“Stranger Things”)
Chrissy Metz (“This Is Us”)
Thandie Newton (“Westworld”)

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin (“Saturday Night Live”)
Louie Anderson (“Baskets”)
Ty Burrell (“Modern Family”)
Tituss Burgess (“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”)
Tony Hale (“Veep”)
Matt Walsh (“Veep”)

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Kate McKinnon (“Saturday Night Live”)
Vanessa Beyer (“Saturday Night Live”)
Leslie Jones (“Saturday Night Live”)
Anna Chlumsky (“Veep”)
Judith Light (“Transparent”)
Katheryn Hahn (“Transparent”)

Variety Talk Series
“Full Frontal With Samantha Bee” (TBS)
“Jimmy Kimmel Live!” (ABC)
“Last Week Tonight With John Oliver” (HBO)
“Late Late Show With James Corden” (CBS)
“Real Time With Bill Maher” (HBO)

Reality Competition
“The Amazing Race” (CBS)
“American Ninja Warrior” (NBC)
“Project Runway” (Lifetime)
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” (vh1)
“Top Chef” (Bravo)
“The Voice” (NBC)

Television Movie: 
“Black Mirror: San Junipero”
“Dolly Parton’s Christmas Of Many Colors: Circle Of Love”
“The Immortal Life Of Henrietta Lacks”
“Sherlock: The Lying Detective (Masterpiece)”
“The Wizard Of Lies”

Variety Sketch Series
“Billy On The Street” (truTV)
“Documentary Now!” (IFC)
“Drunk History” (Comedy Central)
“Portlandia” (IFC)
“Saturday Night Live” (NBC)
“Tracey Ullman’s Show” (HBO)

Structured Reality Program
“Antiques Roadshow”
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“Fixer Upper”
“Lip Sync Battle”
“Shark Tank”
“Who Do You Think You Are”

Unstructured Reality Program
“Born This Way”
“Deadliest Catch”
“Gaycation With Ellen Page”
“Intervention”
“RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked”
“United Shades Of America: With W. Kamau Bell”

Host for a Reality/Reality-Competition Program
Alec Baldwin (“Match Game”)
W. Kamau Bell (“United Shades Of America With W. Kamau Bell)
RuPaul Charles (“RuPaul’s Drag Race)
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn (“Project Runway)
Gordon Ramsay (“MasterChef Junior)
Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg (“Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party”)

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