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Guys Kate McKinnon and Scarlett Johansson are gonna be in the same movie, interacting, all female comedy. Help my ovaries

The story centers on a group of friends who rent a beach house in Miami for a bachelorette weekend, and accidentally end up killing a male stripper. ————————————— THEY KILL A MALE STRIPPER!!!! Don’t think Kate’s complaining…. Also I really need a drunk lesbian make out in this just saying…
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Captain America: Civil War Featurette

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“Steve, about you and y/n.” Natasha began.
“Look, Romanoff, I really like her, she makes me happy and I hope I do the same for her aswell.”
She raised her eyebrow. “Don’t hurt her or I’m gonna have to kick your ass Rodgers.”

natasha romanoff, aesthetic:

I’m one of 28 young ballerinas with the Bolshoi. The training is hard but the glory of Soviet culture and the warmth of my parents… my parents makes up for… No… No, that’s not right. I’m one of 28 Black Widow agents with the Red Room. The training is hard but the glory of Soviet supremacy and the warmth of my parents… all my parents makes up for… I can’t tell what’s true anymore.

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—  monster & machine: the woman.
rus edition.


— русская шпионка, Шерлок? даже я не ожидал такого от тебя.
— что? о чем ты, Майкрофт?
— она не сказала тебе, не так ли?
— не сказала что?


p.s. thanks for gifs: tumblr’s authors.