“You may wish for someone’s world revolve around you like the universe revolves around
the sun, but is that what we truly wish for good. Because the universe will one day implode and a nothingness deeper than the blackest black will arrive and stay till light reigns anew.” -yours truly
When you see a Black Hole 10000 times larger than our Sun and leave the spaceship to take a picture ✔✔💯👀📷🎥📹
When you accidentally fall into a Black Hole from your spaceship, but are okay with your inevitable death 😨😱😆😂
When the pilot sees you get incinerated at the event horizon,
due to “Hawking’s Radiation”, and only your ashes are left. 💀💀👀😭👎👎
When you realize you didn’t instantly die because you passed through the event horizon unarmed, due to Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity, and the gravitational pull of this huge black hole isn’t strong enough to spaghettify you, so you end up experiencing “Einstein’s Happiest Thought” bc you’re peacefully floating forward in time unharmed (until you eventually die at the singularity).
When you existing in two places at the same time defy the law of Physics, stating information cannot be cloned.
When you remember because of Quantum Physics, information cannot be lost, therefore; all traces of your existence has to be left outside the black hole (ashes) even though you are alive and well inside the black hole.
When it turns out you aren’t violating this law of Physics because only one of you exists in both you and the pilot’s reality, and there is no one around to prove the existence of two of you.
When the copilot, still in shock, doesn’t want to believe you’re dead, so they try to look inside the black hole themselves, from safe distance, utilizing Quantum mechanics rather than relativity.
When the copilot has something up their sleeve called “Spooky action-at-a-distance” which allows them to collect samples of your ashes, to see what info its entangled with, in order to determine if you’re alive or if all your remains are across Hawking’s Radiation.
When you know no matter the answer, it will either break General Relativity or defy the laws of Quantum Mechanics.
When science and technology isn’t fast enough or advanced enough to decode the entangled information, so no one will ever know if you’re really dead or alive bc the Black Hole will be long gone by then.