black silicon

I need some new blogs to follow

So here are some things I like:

video games:

  • mass effect
  • tomb raider
  • skyrim
  • dishonored
  • dragon age
  • fallout
  • watch dogs
  • mirror’s edge
  • the witcher
  • overwatch

tv shows:

  • archer
  • It’s always sunny in philadelphia 
  • silicon valley 
  • black sails
  • brooklyn nine nine
  • the mick
  • orphan black
  • the legend of korra

misc:

  • space stuff
  • animals
  • funny stuff in general
  • anything related to lgbt+
To Binge

{{ Alright, here is the long awaited short fan fiction I wanted to write for fuckyeah2doc . A sweet nonny came up with the idea! Murdoc and 2D, I hope you two enjoy this!!}}

With the slow paced breathing, the thin window pane began to cover itself with a growing thick mist. Tiny pits and pats proceeded after one another each second; various sized blobs of clear liquid raced each other down the outer pane of the misted glass.

It was a slow Monday morning. Everything was in slow motion. Life was taking it’s time.

A dark grey cloud that hung over the city had been lurking around for a few days already. The streets were deserted. The roads were abandoned.

A smile slowly spread across his lips. He guided his long bony finger over the misted pane, swirling it around to create an incomprehensible picture. Despite the loneliness and silence, he felt at peace with his mind and body.

As fast as the rain poured down was as fast as the sudden bang that disturbed all contentment in the room.  

“Faceache!”

The bluenette nearly fell over, forgetting that it wasn’t as quiet as he had imagined.

“Stop your bloody day dreamin’!” Murdoc’s rotting face was a sore sight for healthy eyes. Luckily 2D didn’t have healthy eyes.

The lanky body hauled himself away from his window to look at the older, shorter man.

“Wot? Did I do somefink?” He asked, scratching his cheek in a tired manner.

“I called you five times!” The bassist angrily walked towards the taller man, giving him a hard smack on the back of his head which made the other wince in pain.

“Tha’hurt!” 2D exclaimed, backing away from the other. “I’m sorry, I didn’hear ya!” He rubbed his head, trying to sooth the sting.

Murdoc rolled his eyes, pointing his finger at 2D. “We need to practice. Noodles is takin’care of ol’Russ and we’ve gotten nowhere with the new album!”

2D sighed. He was in no mood to sing. He was in no mood to practice, especially with Murdoc.

“I don’feel like doin tha…” 2D stated. “I have a headache.”

“Take a pill an’get over it.” Murdoc ordered. “Or must I force ya ta sing again?”

2D’s eyes narrowed quickly. He was still sore over the whole plastic beach scenario; emotionally and physically.

“Dere’s no whales here ta scare me.” 2D crossed his arms, turning his back to Murdoc.

Silence claimed the room for a few seconds before a muffled snort of laughter took over.

“Oh Stu, d’ya really think I’d use the ol’whale trick?” Murdoc waved his hand around. 2D shuddered and looked over his shoulder, eyeing the man who was now looking at him dead straight in the eyes.

“…wot does dat mean?” 2D asked hesitantly, raising his one eyebrow.

Murdoc groaned, losing his smile and turning it into a displeased frown. “Dullard I’m givin’ya a choice here. Either ya’sing, or I make ya’sing!”

2D felt his heart thump up into his throat. A part of him wanted to sing and get it over with, but the other half wanted to defy Murdoc; receive the punishment.

“Sorry, no can do!” 2D stuck up his nose like a stubborn child and looked away. He had to force himself not to smile, not to giggle or snicker when he heard the frustrated grunt escape Murdoc’s throat.

“Stu.”

2D instantly put himself to a stop as he turned around. When Murdoc used that word alone, it caught his attention fully. It made his heart bubble, his nerves trembled, it reminded him of-

“Remember Plastic Beach?” Murdoc asked. His eyes were calm, his voice soothingly warm.

The bluenette felt his cheeks warm up. He glanced from side to side quickly.

“Muh’doc,I fought ya said dat, dat was like, all in da past…”

“I asked, if you remembered or not, Dullard.” Murdoc’s voice rose, causing 2D to cower down in obedience.

2D looked down to his bare feet. It was early afternoon and he was still in his underwear; he’d only woken up an hour ago.

“…yeh, I rememba.” The singer mumbled, avoiding eye contact with the bassist.

It didn’t take long for 2D to squeak in fright as he felt himself cornered in his room, looking down to Murdoc who had pinned him within seconds.

“Remember how we used ta get each other off?” Murdoc asked, his sharp nails running down 2D’s bare stomach. 2D whimpered, reacting positively to the well-known touch.

“Y-Yeh…” The singer gulped, shutting his eyes tightly. At first it was disgusting, but now just the thought of Murdoc fondling him could get him off in a few minutes. He didn’t really appreciate being Murdoc’s source of relief for sexual purposes on Plastic Beach, but after a few times he became accustom to it. He began to enjoy it. He even started asking for it at one stage.

“Well…” Murdoc hissed into the singer’s ear, making the other let out a soft gasp of pleasure. He hated himself for already beginning to get hard. He hated himself for being so weak.

“Well forget it.” Murdoc spat and pulled away. 2D blinked, frozen stiff as he felt his blood run cold.

The bassist held a deep glare. “Quit acting as if any of that shit meant anything to you!”

2D felt a part of his heart twist in pain. He slowly made eye contact again, beginning to frown.

“Yeh…it’didn’mean shit to me!”

It was Murdoc’s turn to be surprised. He quickly ignored the smidge of hurt deep down in his heart and smiled it off.

“Good. Now let’s practice.”

“No.”

“Wot?”

2D shook his head; pushing his legs together tightly to try hide his erection. “I said no.”

Murdoc’s eye twitched. “Dents, I’m givin’ya one last chance here.”

The singer stuck his tongue out. He was prepared to be hit, but when the blow didn’t come he only saw that Murdoc had left the room.

“…Muh’doc?” He blinked, standing up straight as he looked around. He frowned suspiciously, slowly making his way to his bed and sitting down.

When he realized that Murdoc wasn’t coming back, he took the opportunity to relax and try and forget about his erection. Thinking of a whale helped within a second.

 

How it had come to this, he had no clue. He had been sleeping and then all of a sudden he’d been awoken by an enraged Murdoc whose bare and hairy chest was glimmering with sweat. He couldn’t fully remember what Murdoc had said, but he recalled how fast things got out of hand.

“I said sing!” Murdoc snapped.

“No!” 2D whimpered, shutting his eyes tightly.

“Fine.”

The singer hollered an inaudible set of words as he felt his insides tense up further from the deep vibrations.

This was beyond embarrassing for the taller one; sitting up in his bed, fully exposed to the Satanist as well as having his hands tied behind his back with broken cable. What took the top prize was the smooth black silicone vibrator, which had been thickly sleeked with lubricant, which was pushed up halfway into the younger one.

Murdoc had his nails digging into the singer’s legs, spreading them apart inch by inch.

“P-Please! M-Muh’doc!” The singer threw his head back on his pillow, his toes twitching.

“Sing for me then, sing a whole song, then I’ll take it out.” Murdoc grinned devilishly. The fact that he had 2D beneath him, squirming and pleading, aroused him.

“W-Wot s-song?” 2D squeaked, his erection itching to be touched.

“Any song.” Murdoc scoffed, becoming irritated by all the questions. He knew that deep inside he just wanted to know what type of song 2D would sing. Would it be something stupid or something meaningful? Murdoc hated himself for thinking that.

2D shifted upwards, cringing as he tightened himself further as the tip of the vibrator grazed against his inner walls. He took in a deep breath, quickly gathering his thoughts together.

“W-Waiting…by the mailbox, by the train-” He managed to gently whisper out.

“Louder.” Murdoc growled, making 2D flinch. The singer opened his one eye slowly.

“Passin by the h-hills til I hear the n-name.” He sung louder, his voice trembling with frustration and pleasure. Murdoc’s grin was a signal for 2D to continue.

“I-I’m lookin for a s-saw to cut these chains in h-half.” The singer opened his other eye, looking directly into Murdoc’s eyes which shocked the older man.

“And…all I want is someone to r-rely on as t-thunder comes rollin’ down.” Murdoc frowned, feeling his chest tighten. 2D was singing with meaning.

“S-Someone to rely on a-as lightning comes staring i-in again…”

Murdoc felt sweat roll down his cheeks, his heart thumping. He wrote this song, so why did 2D have to go and sing it like he was singing it to him?

The bassist let go of the singer’s legs to grab hold of the vibrator. 2D yelped with a sharp high pitched moan as Murdoc shoved the vibrator back into him, then out, then in.

“I-I’ll w-wait to be fo-AHgiven!” 2D’s voice twisted as he moaned, arching his back. His hips rocked back and forth, itching to get more. “M-Maybe I neveraaah w-will! Aangh!”

“You’re doin’great.” Murdoc licked his lips. Maybe he should do this more often.

“My-my star has, left m-me-me-Aah!” 2D cringed as he shuddered, trying to pry his hands out of their bind to stroke his throbbing erection. “T-Too take t-the bitter p-piilll!” He squeaked on the last note, digging his toes into bed sheets. “T-That shattered fe-eling … well t-the cause of itttt’s a lessooon lear-ned!”

“Sweet Satan Stu I can barely understand you.” Murdoc complained as he continued thrusting the vibrator into the younger one.

“J-Just don’t kno-ooww if I could r-roll into the sea-aaah again!”

Murdoc hissed. What if he actually never got to do this again? He let his one hand continue the thrusting while the other dug into his pants to pull out his cell-phone and search for the record button. He placed his phone down as it began to record.

“I’m c-caught again in t-the mysteryyy, y-you’re by my side, but a-are you still w-with me?” 2D squinted his eyes as he looked to Murdoc, whimpering.

The bassist cursed. He plunged forward to press his lips firmly against 2D’s neck, biting into it.

The singer flinched as he shuddered, taking in deep pleasurable breaths as he felt Murdoc’s tongue on his neck as his fingers caressing his boiling erection.

“The aa-answer’s somew-where deep iin i-it, I-I’m sorry thaa-at you’re feelin’ i-it…” He mumbled as he carried his voice gently across the room with a few low moans in between.

Murdoc pulled away to look into 2D’s eyes.

2D smiled with a bright, burning blush.

“B-But I j-juust have to t-tell that I l-loove you s-so much th-hese days.”

Murdoc’s eyes widened. It felt like he was going to have a heart attack. Those words now meant so much more to him than ever before.

“H-Have to tell you…t-thaaat I love y-you so much t-these days, i-i-it’s true.” He whined out softly, his mouth gaping open. Murdoc’s eyes burnt into his skin, his touch was irritably charming.

He quivered with a yelp as Murdoc leaned back down, roughly pumping at the singer’s erection.

“M-Muh’doc!” 2D whispered helplessly, groaning as familiar warmth of pleasure coiled along at the bottom of his stomach. He arched his back up further, nearly losing himself to the pleasure.

The vibrations mixed with the hand thrusts were enough to send the singer over the edge.

He let out loud and long melodically moans as his hips shivered. A sting of satisfaction flew through him as he hit his climax; pure bliss settled over him. He ignored his semen splattered sheet. He ignored the loud embarrassing pop sound that was made when Murdoc pulled out the vibrator.

The two stared at each other intensely.

Murdoc stood up. And he left.

2D’s smile faded.

He slowly covered his face with his shaking hands and whispered the last verse;

“My heart is in economy due to this autonomy. Rolling in and caught again…”

“Caught again.” Murdoc whispered in the depths of his own room.

{{I hope you enjoyed! Sorry if you saw mistakes… I haven't written in ages!}}

iamonlyfrogo  asked:

You already knew my ass was gonna be in here - B/D/K/N for Tobi-o, Sh-o, and B-o.

Hinata Shouyou:

B (Body part)- He’s rather fond of his butt. When he first started playing volleyball, he tried on a pair of spandex, and although he would never wear them to an actual practice, he still bought them because of how nice it makes his butt look. For his s/o, he loves their cheeks. He likes to kiss them and squish them together, loving the way his s/o’s face feels in his hands. It’s all innocent, really.

K (Kink)- Hinata likes the feeling of feeling powerful, so it’s no surprize that he’d be into a BDSM of some sort. He likes to tie his s/o’s hands behind their back, or to the headboard or a chair as he pleasures them, rendering them absolutely useless as they struggle. He won’t go as far as hurting his s/o, but he thinks it’s pretty hot when they beg for him. (One time, he looked up ‘BDSM’ on tumblr and saw a woman in a whole latex outfit, with nothing but her lips and boobs uncovered and scared himself for a week)

N (NO!)- He’s a bit afraid to try out any toys. He’s seen some and something with a name like “Huge Veiny Throbbing Ass Destroyer!” is not something he wants anywhere near him or his s/o

D (Dirty secret)- Secretly, he refers to himself as ‘Bubble Butt’, and nobody can ever know that, ever. Although, he almost let it slip to Yamaguchi once.


Kageyama Tobio:


B (Body part)- If you were to ask him, he really couldn’t give you an upfront answer. Everything he likes about himself is talent based, and has never really taken the time to admire his body. Although, if he had to choose, he would say he’s rather fond of his hands, mainly because “without them, I couldn’t set”, so when it comes down to it, it’s still talent based. Call him a sap, but his favorite part of his s/o’s body is their eyes. Looking into their eyes for the first time is what made Kageyama realize he was in love with them, and he will forever fall in love more whenever he looks into them.

K (Kink)- At first he found it absolutely embarrassing, but he thinks mutual masturbation is really hot. Sometimes, he’s horny but not in the mood for sex, and it’s his definite go to. The first time him and his s/o tried it, he freaked out over the way his s/o was looking at him and didn’t even cum. Although, by now, it’s really just second nature.

N (NO!)- He would never, ever try any kink that has to do with any body fluids or excretions besides saliva, vaginal lubrication and cum. Hinata sent him the link to “Two girls one cup” as a prank before, and Kageyama got so sick he almost vomited. He’s sure if his s/o ever brought up anything like that in the bedroom, he’d dump them.

D (Dirty secret)- The first time he tried masturbating he thought he was going to die when he almost came. For three months Kageyama would try it again and again and always deny himself of an orgasm because the kid literally though he was going to die if he kept going. Now when he thinks about it, he wishes he could die.

Bokuto Koutarou:


B (Body part)- He really, really likes his arms. Although his thighs and glutes are a lot more muscular, he takes pride in his biceps. During the summer, he’ll only ever wear muscle tees and wife beaters to show off those glorious arms of his. On the other hand, he really likes his s/o’s tummy. He thinks it’s perfect for absolutely everything; he’ll cuddle up to it, he’ll tail wet kisses down it during foreplay and, he always pulls out just to paint their tummy with his cum.

K (Kink)- He really likes to spank his s/o. He was wary of it at first, because he knows how strong he can be and was constantly worried about their well being. Although, when they showed nothing but signs of pleasure, there was nothing holding him back.

N (NO!)- He won’t try anything with his s/o unless he knows they are completely, 100% alone. His biggest fear is being caught doing the do, and he won’t even jerk himself off if he knows his mom is home, let alone fuck his s/o in public.

D (Dirty secret)- One time, only because he knew there was no way anyone would ever find out, he bought a butt plug off of Amazon. It’s black and white, silicone, and vibrates, and despite the fact that he hates himself for buying it, it’s the best investment he’s ever made. To keep it hidden from people, he hides it in between his mattress and boxspring. Although he left the charging cord out by accident once, and his mother almost caught him if he didn’t rapidly excuse it as a phone charger Kuroo had forgotten.

submitted by Nicholas Chopp

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Everything to the left of the Nexus 6P is in the bag, everything else is my person. Not pictured: 1. Springfield XD(M) 3.8 9mm with 19rd magazine, Aliengear 2.0 Tuck, 2x 13rd magazines (when going somewhere other than on-post) 2. Diapers, Wipes, and extra changes of clothes for kids (when I’m not flying solo) 3. Lenovo Y500 Core i7 laptop (rarely)