black shopper bag

So last night when I was going into the Luke Bryan’s concert, they had security and bag check and I always carry a big black shopper bag because I can carry everything in it and the security guy gave me the only look and I’m like “I swear I have nothing in here, it’s just a whole lotta junk,” and he continued giving me the same look as if he though I had a weapon in there but then he started smiling and my friend’s like, “trust me, she’s been waiting forever for this. She wouldn’t bring anything,” and I started laughing and the security guard started laughing and said, “I wasn’t saying that. I was just giving you that look because you look so excited about this.”

And I’m just like, “OF COURSE I’M EXCITED I’M GOING TO SEE LUKE BRYAN’S BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”