black peppers

It’s Thanksgiving which means tables decorated with tiny porcelain figures of Native Americans sharing corn with pilgrims. It’s a holiday about being grateful, coming together, and being at peace but while we use caricatures of a great people, mainstream media ignores their cries for help. While we set tables with servings of food that are far too large, the original inhabitants of this great nation struggle to fight for clean drinking water and respect for their ancestors.

I’m not great at words but this issue is very dear to my heart so here’s some art.

90′s Rock Vocalists Cheat Sheet

If the words are slurred and the lyrics you can make out often don’t make sense, it’s Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam).

If the words are slightly less slurred and it sounds like he’s trying to sing through a hangover and a mouth full of jagged marbles, it’s Kurt Cobain (Nirvana).

If it’s somehow monotone and soulful at the same time and the backup vocals sound like six of the same guy singing at once, it’s Layne Staley (Alice in Chains).

If it sounds kinda like a dark and spooky Disney villain but also kinda like the guy at the biker bar who might kill you, it’s Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society).

If it goes from melodic singing to throat-murdering screaming in the span of one word and sounds like he’s gonna kick the world’s ass, it’s Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters).

If it goes from melodic singing to throat-murdering screaming in the span of one word and sounds like the world has kicked his ass, it’s Chris Cornell (Soundgarden/Audioslave).

If it has the deep grittiness of Zakk Wylde, the slurring of Eddie Vedder, and lyrics that make you wonder if it’s about sex or murder or both, it’s Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots). 


BONUS: If it sounds like an alien trying to mimic the patterns of human singing while sacrificing all semblance of lyrical meaning in favor of nonsensical rhyming, it’s Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) and he doesn’t really belong on this list because no one mixes him up with anything.

All The Bands I Listen Too
  • Reblog if you do posts about any of these bands so i can follow you:
  • Panic! At The Disco
  • Fall Out Boy
  • Twenty One Pilots
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Green Day
  • All Time Low
  • Blink-182
  • Pierce The Veil
  • Sleeping With Sirens
  • Black Veil Brides
  • Falling In Reverse
  • Frank Iero
  • Sum 41
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Of Mice And Men
  • Misfits
  • Foster The People
  • Nirvanna
  • Bring Me The Horizon
  • Imagine Dragons
  • Bowling For Soup
  • Asking Alexandria
  • Fountains Of Wayne
  • Melanie Martinez
  • Three Days Grace
  • Gerard Way
  • AC/DC
  • The 1975
  • Northlane
  • Simple Plan
Happy 2017

My wish for 2017 is for all those reading this to be better than before. To be good. To encompass everything you’ve ever wanted.

Be as bold as Natasha.

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Be as cunning as Loki.

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Be as brave as Steve.

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Be as smart as Tony.

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Be as witty as Clint.

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Be as open as Bruce.

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Be as sweet as Pietro.

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Be as fearless as Sam.

Originally posted by psychoassassins

Be as strong as Bucky.

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Be as giving as Rhodey.

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Be as kind as Wanda.

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Be as wise as Vision.

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Be as selfless as Thor.

Originally posted by god-of-my-heart

Be as focused as Maria.

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Be as daring as Jane.

Originally posted by fuckyeahladiesofthemcu

Be as fair as Pepper.

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And if you are nothing else in 2017, be you

Happy New Year! (And sorry for the long post)

GUYS I WATCHED SPIDERMAN HOMECOMING HOURS AGO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER. TOM IS THE BEST SPIDERMAN EVER AND DO I EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ROBERT??? DAD! TONY KILLED ME HE WAS THE CUTEST!!! I’M TRYING REAL HARD NOT TO GIVE ANY SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T WATCHED IT YET SO I’M GONNA SHUT UP NOW.


IT WAS AMAZING!!!!

BYE

Ladies

You can be like Sif
You can be like Black Widow
You can be like Jane Foster
You can be like Darcy
And you can be like Pepper Potts

But I suggest being like Mjolnir, and allow only worthy people to pick you up.