Black Hat Organization - you’ve either already signed a contract with them, you’re about to do so, or you’re a complete moron who enjoys failure. If you’re either of the first two you’re smart enough to know that you need to flaunt this fact by buying BHO merchandise. One look at the greatest villain on your bag will tell heroes: ‘I have class and eons of professional evil in my corner’. Watch as their knees begin to knock in terror at the same time their eyes brim with jealous tears!
I can assure you that each and every item is made by hand-
mainly because I’m one of the people slaving away in the underground sweatshop making them. Please help I have a family for the love of. I mean. …because Black Hat Inc is all about quality!
The above image was scrawled by a professional artist right before she went blind and lost all memory of her childhood! Neat!
So proceed to the merch table now and grab your Black Hat bag today!