black momma be like

Off the wall lyrics

When I f-f-fist that bitch, ima make that booty jiggle like some kick back bitch, she gon rub my dragon balls, let her make one wish, what is that?

She just wanna take the yung dagger dick,


Ay , ay,

Ay, ay

Ay, ay

Ay, ay


she off the molly, she wanna take 7 dick,
body to body, its m cee dagger, bitch, think that im luminati because I got money bitch

like ray j, ray j, ray j, ray j, bitch I hit it first, on my weenie hit the nae nae,

coming in hot like a missle pussy, hey bae!

Falcon punch that nigga make em up up and away ay!


Watch this, upper cut, super smash melee, i just made her spin on my dick a bey blade, im green like a spinach I don’t know you than it’s pay ay, hummanah hummanah, back fist , out my way ay


no chris brown, fuck her make look at me now, When I’m in the pussy say ow,

you got no edicate just beginning like genesis,

can you gimme a rapper that im not better than

revenge jean, I think that i might od, on sauce I don’t rock supreme,

Suck my dick squidwards clarinet,


brought to life like im evascense, wanna (wake) repeat,

Ok like big black, dick in yo momma mouth pull it back

push her whole wig,

back,

tic tac, yo breath really pee u, yo really need a tic tac

, big pump, cobain cobain, leave a pussy wit no brain, okay,
weenie hut junior looking boy, tell em ole, Ima pull the pistol make em mr noodle okay!!!

Guess whos muslim black trans and not tryna take photos rn (they/them)

Im nonbinary, and ever since I was 3 ive never quite felt like a girl. Id always do “boy” things and scream when people called me a girl. When puberty hit, I would cry and throw big tantrums when i saw bras. Sometimes in the middle of target lmao and we all know how black mommas react to shit like that. Anyways speeding up the story, I came to terms with my transness late last year. Although I present femininely and wear a hijab, im anything but a girl.

Its still a huge struggle for me, esp finding other trans muslim people to talk to or other trans black muslim folk, but days are lookin up! Im ready to come out to some close friends and some school mates itll be a blast. I’ll try to take care of myself and keep an optimistic beat.

Thanks for listening and happy trans day of visibility!

@dayslostson got me thinking……why do white ppl tend to call black women “momma” when they want to show that they like them? They called Jocasta “Momma J” and Da'vonne, who is under 30, “Momma Day”…….why? And after Day said she didn’t like that nickname, CBS continued it so bb players who join in the future - like bb19- acknowledge her as that.

It reminds me of the whole “mammy” archetype and it’s gross

Scandal Season 6 Finale, My thoughts

*Clears throat* Hello Family and Friends of the deceased, we are gathered here today to lay rest to our dear Sister and Friend Olivia Carolyn Pope. *All around the church sniffles, weeping and sorrow filled cries could be heard* It saddens me to be up here but let’s remember the good things Sis Olivia did and who she was before she died and let Rowanka live.
(Rowanka is the name Katrinapavela gave Olivia when she goes all Rowan on us and I liked it.)
☝🏽Yes I just had a funeral for Olivia. ☝🏽Yes shit got real last night. ☝🏽Yes I got emotional AF last night, I think I got teary eyed on 3 different scenes. I’m not gonna do a scene by scene of the Finale , I’m gonna speak on the Characters, in no specific order. Honestly this was a good ass season finale and I really liked it 🙃except 1 specific thing happened and it ruined the whole episode for me. Yes that’s sort of a contradiction but I 👏🏽said 👏🏽what 👏🏽I 👏🏽said 👏🏽. This episode literally hurt my feelings and it’s nothing new cuz it’s Scandal they always hurting feelings 😭😭 damn you Shonda! 🤔TBH I would have been ok with ending Scandal with Fitz presidency I honestly don’t wanna see anyone else as president 🙎🏽🖕🏽🙄 but whatever I’ll get over it, still not jumping on Mellie’s bandwagon
Ok let me start before I get dramatic!

Abby and Quinn: They finally made up and I’m glad. Abby literally has no one but Olivia and OPA she wasn’t going anywhere but back home to OPA! Quinn is pregnant and Abby is gonna help her raise her baby , it was real cute when Abby said “Over a cliff.” 🤗 ☝🏽Now let me just say Quinn kinda got on my nerves because this ho thought she was gone run away to live a normal life without telling Charlie she was pregnant! Bitch you have no right to do that, it’s his baby just as much as it’s yours and you dumb if you don’t think this SPY could find yo ass! Let’s not forget Charlie was a top dog at B613! And she thought she couldn’t work at OPA because she was going to be a mom🙄🤷🏽‍♀️ GUHHHH Women all around the world been doing this! Women make boss moves even as Moms I was like who tf wrote this 🙃Women work and still be great Moms we don’t need that bs narrative out there But thankfully she came to her senses!

Huck: Wanted to go with Olivia. 😭😢 I told yal Loyalty is a man named Huck. But she told him she needed him at OPA and that she would be fine.

Mellie: Continued to show that she was a white privileged woman 🙄 ok so when did Mellie say she wanted the White House all her life? Because what I remember was her saying some about being the wife or some shit but anyway it was a lie. They tryna push a new narrative on Mellie and I’m sorry but it’s to late. Mellie ain’t worked for shit and that’s just that! Olivia and Cyrus about to run D.C. and Mellie whose the puppet President now? 🤦🏽‍♀️Yal her first act as president she signed some papers that she did not even read! 😶 and you thought I was gone be on board with this fuckery? 🗣ISSA NO.

Cyrus Rutherford Beene: ☕️🐸Pulled off the finesse of the Century. 🤓Brains of the illuminate. It was Cyrus Motherfuckin Beene! Way back when, I knew it was Cyrus because I kept saying he wanted to be President but I got distracted by Ponytail and Peus and I was like well maybe it’s a new bad person coming but nope! It was Cyrus sneaky ass 😂

Luna 🕷black 🕸widow Vargas: 😎 Head illuminate but still a #2. ☝🏽Oooooweee Homegirl nobody fucks over Olivia and get away with it. Olivia gave her a pill to peaceful go meet her husband in the afterlife 😬 yikes. I tweeted and said Luna Vargas was in with the illuminate, and I said it because she jumped the bandwagon to quick! How you go from saying Mellie didn’t win , your husband did to Yes I’ll be your Vice President 🙅🏽 nope ain fall for it! I knew she was in on I just didn’t know she was actually the head! Yea Cyrus was the brains but Luna was the head! Luna teaching us to kill husbands 😝

How to make an illuminate: So Cyrus gets into Luna head , Luna hires Marie Wallace to kill her husband, Marie Wallace hires Ponytail aka Samantha bka Gertrude and Peus to do the job. From what I gathered nobody knew about Marie Wallace actually being Maya Pope because there is no way she would have let them threaten Olivia at all. When Maya found out what was going on she came to town to rectify shit! I love how unapologetically black Maya is! From that powerful ass monologue to actually being there to save Olivia, Maya proved she is the better Pope parent.😌 She truly loves Olivia and she forgave her for choking her and everything because she knows that she caused Olivia some damage growing up motherless. Maya even told Eli you can’t half ass raise Olivia and think she gone come out whole 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
☝🏽hunny Maya had time and she was right the entire episode she was right! When she got captured so easily I knew Maya was innocent there’s no way she would have been that easy to find!

Maya Pope aka Marie Wallace bka The baddest bitch: Maya’s monologue was the gospel truth and it was foreshadow for Olivia. Maya really did come back in town to save Olivia 🤗 and yal when Maya started singing those old negro spirituals I hollered! I told yal she’s unapologetically black! “So much for black girl magic” “girl bye, I’m ya momma ain no fooling me” some of her lines from last night. I would rewatch the episode so I could give yal what she actually said in her monologue but I’m still a lil sensitive 😢 forgive me. But anyway she talked about how she and other black women and black mothers are the backbone and stepping stole for everybody, how we always saving everybody but whose saving us? About how Black Women do everything only to have it taken away by a white girl with bamboo earrings 😩🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 yaaasssaauhsabalobooshhhh! 🗣Maya you better speak that word, let him use you sis, go AWF, go AWF! 🙌🏽 I told yal, Maya 👏🏽had 👏🏽time 👏🏽 she read Everybody to the filth hunny! (And now that I’m thinking about it what other show is going to do this when Scandal goes off 😔. Read America and throw shit in there faces, we still out here facing issues that need to be addressed through television!) but anyway Maya came to D.C. and shook the table 😎

Eli: Fragile masculinity couldn’t accept that maybe Maya was right, almost killed her 😤 but let me also say this he showed Fitz some respect in this episode. He waited until Fitz was in the room to do anything, he let Fitz make the calls and throw shots and he even went to Fitz and told him that Olivia needs him to balance her out. 😭 yal! Wait a minute 😭 do you know what just happened? Eli…Rowan went to Fitz and told him that his daughter is getting to powerful and she needed Fitz to balance her out 😯 but Eli Isn’t this your dream? For Olivia to be the most powerful in the room? Clearly he sees that he was wrong and he tried to nip it but in reality he set off a chain of events.

Fitz: Was about to give up his life to save Olivia. Fitz signed an order to reinstate b613 so he could save Olivia 😰 yal my stomach dropped and my eyes started to water. B613 is not for Fitz… Eli told him that he would be perfect for running it because Fitz is a good man and he could do better. 🗣fuck that! No! I was literally shaking because we all know and the horrors of b613 I could not imagine my baby Fitzgerald doing this devil work. He deserves peace and happiness, Fitz would have lost his soul. The evil things you have to do and become *sighs* Which brings me to ….

Olivia: 😔 I cried, and I didn’t even know I was crying until I felt my eyes burn. I was so distraught, disappointed and hurt. As soon as Fitz left that darkness took over and her light was not there to counter/balance it. And to be honest 🤔 it was Maya fault lowkey. She told Olivia “Go take back your baby(the White House) and Olivia was about to disagree when Maya said “You half me and half yo crazy father can’t nobody win against you” Yal the wheels started turning in her head 😒 next thing we know she giving Mellie dumb ass papers to sign but we all knew what those papers were ughhhhh Not my Olivia. Yal that shook me up! Because the same reasons I didn’t want Fitz to do it I damn sho didn’t want Olivia to do it. It hurt my feelings and I’m still trying to process but yal know me I had to sleep on it and come back to it. I get it. Olivia is on a power trip and she has to get it out her system. And this is it, being command of B613. I should have seen it coming honestly from her saying “You don’t take Olivia Pope, Olivia Pope takes you.” To Maya’s monologue about how black women save everybody. And that’s the exact reason why Olivia did it, to save Fitz(she told Rowan “You’re not gonna have a hold on Fitz.”) and the republic and to have power. She hates feeling powerless and when Luna Vargas damn near took the oval from her well it pushed her 😔 so yea that’s the reason why I didn’t like the finale because Liv became command 😕.
Olivia always thinks it’s her responsibility to save everyone 😤 but it’s fuckin not! 🤦🏽‍♀️*tries to collect myself * Black Women always gotta be captain save -a-hoe! Like ya momma said “whose gonna save you?”
And let me just say Maya told Olivia to get her big head ass out the way when she was tryna shoot Luna but at the time we didn’t know Luna was bad 😂😂☝🏽😩 black Moms always gotta crack a joke no matter what the situation 😝😂😂

My Precious OTP Olitz: We had 4 Olitz scenes 😍😍🤗
1.He was concerned and her wellbeing because it was her mother who was the “terrorist” even in the mist of all that was going on, he took time to ask how she was feeling. This is a man who knows how to care for his woman 🤗 *swoons*
2.Get. Over. Here: Olivia went against his wishes and released her mom, he went to his room and she’s but ass naked ready to give it to him. He starts going off on her and she like no fuck that lets fuck!
Olivia: Get. Over. Here.
Fitz: you are very bossy
Olivia: and you love it
Fitz: *takes off shoes and jumps on bed on top of her.
Lmao Yal Fitz looked like such a white man when he said “you are very bossy” it was so funny I couldn’t do nun but laugh! 🤔 for a 56 soon to be 57 year old man the way he jumped on top of her tho 😝 sheesh Tony let me breathe!
3.You saved me: I told Yal Fitz almost became command but Olivia went to him and was like I was going to ask you to stay with me but not like this. She let him know that B613 would ruin him and she couldn’t stand by and watch him become her father…. so of course he listens, he always listens to her so at this point he’s getting ready to leave but he’s with her. And he lets her know he cancelled the order and he can’t stay because he has to work on his foundation. She plays it cool because well she didn’t wanna show emotions, her back was turned away so he couldn’t see her face but she was literally crying out for this man to stay and be her light and save her from herself. She wanted him to save her! He says goodbye without a hug or a kiss
4.It was an honor Mr. President: literally as he’s walking towards the plane “Mr.President” yal I screamed I was like yes yes girl go 👏🏽 get 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 man 👏🏽 she walked then ran to him and they kissed and I bullshit you not I thought she was getting on that plane and going to Vermont 😭😭 ik ik Ima damn fool!
They kissing and paparazzi taking pictures!
Fitz: the cameras
Olivia: I don’t care
Soft smiles and more kissing.
Olivia: it’s been an honor Mr.President
Fitz: the honor was all mine.
Yep I cried again. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 beautiful simply beautiful. She ran in the light to the arms of the man she has loved for in the dark, out in the open in front of everybody. She knew the world was watching and finally after all this time she didn’t care! She freely and openly showed her affection and it was beautiful. I know I make a big deal out of it when it’s Olivia showing affection because it is a big deal. She’s choosing for herself and being honest with herself in those moments. So yes I clap and scream loudly in Olitz when Olivia does things on her own accord 😘 that’s Bae and she deserves to grasp love with her own hands.

Predictions: 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🙎🏽💆🏽
About season 7 I honestly don’t even know what to expect well let me say half except. Because I do know a few things: Olivia is going to do some developing(Good and Bad), Fitz is going to save her and I do believe OPA will as well. Abby going back to OPA, she had power, it corrupted her and she left it behind. Quinn being pregnant: she is going to have everything Olivia thinks she couldn’t have love-family(baby)-power. Olivia will see firsthand from these examples and on top of that Huck and Fitz gone be on her ass once they find out she lost her mind. Olivia is stubborn it’s not gone happen overnight but they will save her. They gone have to convince her she needs saving first. Mellie and Cyrus gone stab Olivia in the back. Cyrus gone stab Mellie in the back. Olivia- Cyrus- Mellie all in positions of power is not gone be a walk in the park , it’s going to be a power struggle frfr, and a little blood gone get on everybody’s hands! OPA gone thrive and I honestly hope everyone gets a good ending they deserve it. After Fitz save Liv, I want Olitz together and we get at least 2 or 3 happy episodes 😩 it ain’t to much to ask after this roller coaster we been on since 101! But anywhooo lemme leave on a good note:
🗣 Olitz ain’t dead! 😏😌 we just begun.

like.

I’m Black like my momma
Cause the islands kicked off the slave trade

Black like my daddy
Cause the Dutch wanted some too

Black like the dirt under the nails of
A slave that made watermelons grown

Black like the woman who raised yo
Grandma and was treated like dirt

Black like the blood that’s pooled
On the inner city side walk too long and gets mistaken for dirt

Black like GOD gold, oil, diamonds
And all the things this country goes to war for

Black like the magic
I even exist at the moment

Black like the magic my people
Have made it through all those moments

Black like the magic used to sink
Ships of stolen black cargo

Black like we still can’t swim

Black like we still fighting for civil rights

Black like we using the same protest signs

Black like we still getting shot

Black like we still coming up missing

Black like Willie Lynch still workin

Black like my life matters
A little bit more because I’m not dark skin
But not as much because I’m not
Light skin

Black like the darkest person in the
World and the lightest person in the world are both black

Black like without it you wouldn’t have moon or star or all that shiny white

Black like without it the world would be colorless, and bland, and boring

Black like Kim K can get corn rows But Latoya on 6mi ghetto

Black like Zico can have black soul
But watch me get followed around Mr. Kwan’s beauty supply

Black like everybody wants to be a
Nigga but nobody wants to be a nigga

Black like I don’t know my culture

Black like I don’t know where I’m from

Black like I don’t want to be anything else,
Anymore

Black like…

-pero.

anonymous asked:

one thing i dislike is when black males claim they don't like black women & tend to criticize black women. i mean ... you like what you like & im cool with that. but, don't go out of your way to shame black women like ya momma, grandma, auntie, and sister ain black. black women are magical. but to y'all we're ghetto, loud, and incompetent which isn't true. if anything, we love harder then all them becky's can. especially if we put up with all ya shit at the end of the day.

Y’all really preaching today!

Black Girls Rant. 👸🏿

*Send in a rant about what bothers you, annoys you or makes you feel insecure as a dark-skin woman or just a black woman.

Moments, Part 4

Word Count: 2262

Characters: Castiel X Reader, Dean, Sam

Warnings: None I can think of.

A/N: Part One of Moments started from a prompt for SPN Hiatus Writing Challenege, week 2. The original prompt was: “I know! Isn’t it great?” But for this one I’m not going to use that line, what started off as just a prompt, sorta turned into something else. Mostly like another part will come after this one.

Summary: It’s about different moments in the reader’s life that have been life changing for her. THIS IS THE FINAL PART.

PART ONE  PART TWO PART THREE

5 years later

You stood in the kitchen of the bunker, icing a chocolate cake, it was Ellen Jo’s fifth birthday. Everything was ready, the pizza was here, the punch was made, you just needed everyone to show up.

“Cas, babe!” You tell from the kitchen, the angel suddenly appears in front of you. He’s standing there, wearing jeans and a blue button down. He didn’t fully ditch the trench coat, but he found it got messy quite often with a kid around, so he only wore it when he had to go to heaven. It was fun watching him dress down, wearing jeans and t shirts. Castiel had red and blue balloons in his hand, you laugh.

“Sorry, I had to go get these” He holds up the balloons. You kiss him, grab the balloons from him, tying them to a chair.

“Where..” He starts to ask, looking around.

“EJ’s with Dean and Sam” You answer him, he nods, moving closer to you. You feel him wrap his arms around your waist, resting his head on your shoulder. You sigh contently, turning around to face him. You drown in his blue eyes.

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In spirit of Blackout Day I’d like to tell a story: My mom made SURE that I felt included as a child by only giving me black barbies. At the store she’d let me play with the dolls with blonde and red hair, but she damn sure wouldn’t pay money for one. This came to a point where at my 5th birthday party I received a white barbie that I already owned in black and I cried because I literally had no idea how to react to the foreign barbie in my hands. Anyone else had a momma like this?

I know everyone is so excited about Carl going on his little revenge murder trip but…BOY! Get yo’ ass back home!! You want to hide in trucks to go to Murder House to kill a man but you can’t even hit a dart board from 4 feet away?!? Now you’re pulling a Daryl/Carol and have people searching for you, putting themselves in danger! Why would you worry your parents like this?! You have a black momma now, there are rules and procedures!! What do you think you’re gonna do when you find Negan?! Huh?! Take a stab at him and run for it?!