black knight monty python

anonymous asked:

why do i feel like aramis falls into the category of characters that when he has a cold he's like lying on the ground going "this is the end.. my body has betrayed me.... porthos, my friend, you must carry me my legs have forsaken me" but when he's actually got a serious injury it's "don't worry about me gents i'm just a little under the weather"

WHY IS THIS THE REALEST ASK IVE EVER GOTTEN HE IS EXACTLY THAT PERSON OH MY GOD

I can really imagine like. The black knight from Monty Python and the holy grail. The bleeding profusely but saying “it’s just a scratch” type of person

Like really theres so much comedic potential here oh my God???? like can u imagine d'artagnan in the very early days of their friendship getting stuck in a Sticky Situation w aramis and ofc aramis is that friend who bodily flings themselves in front of the danger when they’ve decided ur worth it, so he gets like a musket ball to the arm or something and it’s bleeding really badly

“Your arm is covered in blood!” dartagnan is saying, a little bit hysteric

“Oh, is it?” says aramis cheerfully “I hadn’t noticed”

And dartagnan is like THERE IS LITERALLY A PIECE OF METAL IN YOUR ARM ARAMIS and hes like no really it’s no big deal how are you

Or like i can really see post s3 there being Attempts on the queens life and aramis obviously is like Well That’s Unacceptable but somewhere along the way he gets badly injured

“Your ribs are broken” says anne, in a concerned voice. “let me go find porthos to move you”

“oh no I’m perfectly alright” says aramis, who tries to stand up and promptly collapses

“babe” says anne. “we’re all fine. u are literally half unconscious”

“Im resting” says aramis. “this is my resting face”

“babe”

(And of course usually everyone goes to porthos afterwards to be like “is he always like this” and porthos w a face of a man who has Endured this for Years is like “u have no idea”)

My shitlist

Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
the Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Robocop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston
Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Ock
Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris’ cowboy ass