black forester

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You know how I know this finna be extra on point?  Because ain’t but ::datmany:: roles for Black folks in big budget Hollywood movies in the first place.  You KNOW every Black actor with a reel and a headshot went out for this, so they literally had their pick of talent.

If y'all don’t turn out to see this Black ass movie when it comes out, I’m personally revoking Potato Salad Rights at all y'all’s cookouts until 2025.

(Also: let’s all send up a quick prayer to whatever ancestors or deities you believe in that everyone can get their accents on point because you know when Hollywood tries to do Africa………)

some fun facts!

as some of you know, my friend recently met tyler joseph and jenna joseph IN THE FLESH. i’m still hella jealous, but i was lucky enough to get some insights of what they’re actually like.

~ apparently tyler smells like pine trees? like real pine trees. not that car air freshener stuff. my friend described it as if he walked through a forest before heading to church. (F O R E S T F I C T R I G G E R)
~ he says jenna smells like cocoa butter and strawberries ???
~ tyler drives this cross of a jeep and a mini van thing that my friend describes as “girly” and “fitting for tyler” which i think is hilarious because it’s tyler what more can we expect from the bean boy™
~ HE CONFIRMS 100% THAT TYLER IS A TOP/DOMINATE because he had that “dominance” in him when they spoke
~ both my friend and jenna talked about bribing children with goldfish crackers (not really a fact but i think it’s something to note)
~ AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, play that x-files theme because joshua william dun’s height has been confirmed at 5'8