black fire i

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darling you don’t have to hold it
you don’t have to be afraid
you can go ahead, unload it
because you know it’ll be okay
fire away

rudefawn  asked:

I have this neat plant that grows around my house in the summer. It has green pods that spit seeds out if you touch them???? The insides of the pods are kinda yellow or orange flowery things. I've only ever heard of them as being called 'touch me not' but I have never been able to determine if that is its actual name as it doesn't look like anything that pops up when I google that name. Its a really cute little man and I wanna know what his name is if you can help that would be great! :3c

HOLY HECK I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO LOOK IT UP YOU HAVE EXPLODING CUCUMBERS (x) (x)

these babs are called Ecballium elaterium and they basically spread their seed by building up pressure in their (developed) ovaries until they explode and shoot seed and fluid out the top. honestly for an exploding plant theres surprisingly little to say about it like. o there goes helen again with her baby canon

“–I may or may not have had to blast Titania into a wall but I’m here, Ike! I’m h–”

“Oh, hey Soren. Me and the Black Knight? Yeah, we’re bros now. He may have killed my father, but he bought me chicken so it’s cool. He bought a lot. Want some?”