black falcons

You Need A Maid? Chapter 2

Fandom: Avengers / Marvel
Rating: PG13 
Warnings: Swearing
Disclaimer: I don’t own Marvel, blah legal stuff. Don’t sue me, I’m poor.
Songs:  Next Year - Two Door Cinema Club

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The ride over was as awkward as you had expected it to be. You shifted uncomfortably, the car door handle wedged into your side. Somehow you had managed to get the ‘best’ seat in the limo. The small space buzzed with idle conversation, ones you were all excluded from. Tonight was about you? You glanced around. Even Sam was occupied. You cleared your throat, loudly, and looked around again. No one even glanced your way. An Avenger after all, you had developed the amazing ability to blend into the seat cushions. Cue enthusiastic jazz hands. Huffing you slid deeper into the foam and pressed your ear to the speaker, listening to the low hum of music.

Maybe someday,
You’ll be somewhere
Talking to me
As if you knew me,
Saying, I’ll be home for next year, darling.
I’ll be home for next year.

In between the lines
Is the only place you’ll find
What you’re missing
That you didn’t know was there.
So when I say goodbye,
You must do your best to try
And forgive me this weakness,
This weakness.

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Marvel Infinity Wars
  • Doctor Strange: Thanos, I've come to bargain-
  • Thanos: Oh god they told me about you!
Meanwhile in Wakanda, part ii
  • Steve: Everybody shut up! *picks up phone* Hey Sharon.
  • Wanda: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
  • Bucky: come back to bed!
  • Sam: *various sex noises*
  • T'Challa: tell her i said hi
  • Scott: pass the weed!
  • Clint: *blasting out curse words*
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Insert coin (or vibranium shield) and lots of love to save your beloved one from another dimension :D

The request from @sailorbettery regarding the final episode of AA S3! And since I am a believer of true love always saves the day so I can’t help but draw my version of the story :D So let me introduce to you the Capsule Toy Machine version of Dimension (Yeah sorry I know it looks like a Crystal Ball and please don’t ask me how Steve’s shield was inserted and then come back let’s say it is the power of love (what)) and the happy ending they deserve :D

I have only slept for a few hours and after drawing this for more than four hours I don’t really know what I am drawing/saying, all things seem to make sense when I was half falling asleep at that time so sorry please forgive me for the bugs QwQ

Hope you like it!

*aliens come back to attack the Earth*
Tony: now, back to these bitches that had a lot of shit  to say about me when I told them it was gonna happen again–  Avengers, what’s good?