alright, listen up you shits i have a contribution to the “humans are weird” posts.
Humans do stupidly dangerous stuff, and we don’t even know why. That shits a fact. Sometimes, we’ll know something is stupid/dangerous and we’ll do it anyways, Just because we can. I’ve done it plenty of times myself to know.
For example, once, my friend and i saw a large black snake coiled in the grass that neither of us even bothered to identify. First of all, we didn’t notice it until we were nearly on top of it. Second of all, we just went, “Woah that’s a big-ass snake lol” and walked around it. Once we were on the high ground my friend excitedly went, “LETS ANTAGONIZE IT” as a joke, and, taking it seriously, i responded, “OKAY” before picking up a plastic toy and hocking it at the snake. When we saw it zoom off we made a beeline for the house, but that was pretty much the only sensible decision we made there.
Alright, we were both teenagers, and we knew better than to antagonize a large black snake that neither of us could recognize, but we did it anyways. Mostly because we’re shit-heads.
but it made me think, humans, in general, did tons of even dumber shit. And since the entire human race is essentially Steve Irwin compared to other aliens, i can imagine things like this happening:
Human: Woah what the hell is that??
Alien: that’s a (insert monster name) it can kill anything in second- wait what are you doing?
Human: lol watch this.
Human: *throws a rock at it*