Black Butler Sausage Rap

Sebastian: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING! EGGS BACON GRITS!

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Ciel: My parents are dead but I still get the-

Everybody: SAUSAGE! 

Undertaker: I work with the dead and I still get the-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Grell: I’ll get your mans film and I’ll take your mans-

Everybody: SAUSAGE! 

Mey-Rin: I might dropped the plates but I want Sebby’s-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Baldroy: I’ll burn all the food and eat all the-


Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Finnian: I LOVE PlUTO AND I LOVE ALL THE-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Lizzy: I like pretty things and I’ll make pretty-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Tanaka: Ho Ho Ho-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

Lau: I can’t see a thing, but I will try to find the-

Everybody: SAUSAGE!

William: I don’t like this rap and I don’t like-

Everybody: SAUSAGE! SA-SA-SA-SA-SA-SA-SA SAUSAGE! 

Claude: I can’t have his soul so can I get the sausage? 



  • Sebastian:*Dusting the table* Don't you wish your butler was HOT LIKE ME?
  • Sebastian:*Dusting the Library* Don't you wish your butler was a freak like me?
  • Sebastian:*Cleaning the kitchen* Don't cha??
  • Sebastian:*Cleaning the rest of the rooms* Don't cha???
  • Sebastian:*Goes into Ciel's room while he's sleeping and whispers* Don't you wish your boyfriend was Sebastian Michaelis? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Ciel:Never.
  • Sebastian:...
  • Ciel:...
  • Sebastian:Y-You weren't sleeping?
  • Ciel:OUT!