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Random (Red) Swapfell Headcanons

Because Ive been in a car for an hour and I feel like writing

-Black loves puns/jokes/pranks. Rus does not
-Rus can’t cook. Like seriously, it’s horrid
-Black secretly loves Disney
-Rus will proudly watch romcoms
-Black has 200+ songs on his vocaloid playlist
-Rus is a great cleaner, if only he wasn’t too lazy to do it
-Rus actually cant stand the cold, he prefers to bask in the sun. Summer is his favorite season
-Black has a soft side when it comes to animals. Especially cats.
-Speaking of cats, theyre eerily drawn to Black. Once, he had 10 cats follow him home.
-Dogs bark at Rus, but when he gets down to their level, they let him pet them
-Black has a huge porn collection
-Rus prefers strip clubs
-Black is insanely good at Pac man
-Unless you’re Black or his S/O, touch Rus’s hoodie you’re dead
-Black is cold, calculating, and analytical, but he’s also extremely impulsive
-Rus is pretty strong and has the greatest control of his gaster blasters
-Black is the little spoon
-Black hates sushi
-Rus’s favorite food is plain white bread with BBQ sause. Its gross
-Rus is a snapchat master
-Rus will never understand figit spinners. While Black hecking loves them.
-Both Rus and Black can teleport.
-Rus is just a big cuddle monster. He loves being petted
-Black hates being petted….he says as you stroke his head and getting angry when you stop
-Black loves Starbucks
-Rus is a great kisser, while Black is a little…enthusiasic
-Rus is pretty good at rollerskating and ice skating
-Black is a phenomenal fantasy writer. While Rus can write sci fi pretty well