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MASTERLIST

A/N: So, after a long time, here it is. My updated masterlist, yay! Hope you like my work :D

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The Signs as Gorillaz Songs

Aries: Kids with Guns (Demon Days) 

Kids with guns, kids with guns. Taking over, but it won’t be long.”

Taurus: Rockit [D-Sides]

“I’m drinking too much bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Fall out.”

 Gemini: Rhinestone Eyes [Plastic Beach]

“I’m a scary gargoyle on a tower, that you made with plastic power. Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away.” 

Cancer: Superfast Jellyfish (feat. Gruff Rhys and De La Soul) [Plastic Beach]

Super fast, super fast, I come in last, but just in time for breakfast.” 

Leo: Rock the House [Gorillaz]

“Now when the MC rhymin’ and the DJ cuttin’ I want y’all to just get dooowwn.” 

 Virgo: We Got the Power (feat. Jehnny Beth) [Humanz]

“And we dream of home, I dream of life out of here. Their dreams are small, my dreams don’t  know fear.”

Libra: 19-2000 [Gorillaz]

“My mama said to slow down, you must make your own shoes. Stop dancing to the music of Gorillaz in a happy mood.” 

Scorpio: Ascension (feat. Vince Staples) [Humanz]

“The sky’s fallin’ baby, drop dat ass ‘fore it crash.” 

Sagittarius: Let Me Out (feat. Mavis Staples & Pusha T) [Humanz]

“Something I’ve begun to fear is about to change it’s form. Yeah, yeah, yeah it’s a shift in time, but I won’t get tired at all.”  

Capricorn: Saturnz Barz (feat. Popcaan) [Humanz]

“I’m at the stakin bar, I got debts, I’mma debaser. Saturnz about to make love and I’m just a heartbreaker.”  

Aquarius: El Manana [Demon Days]

“I saw that day, lost my mind. Lord, I’m fine. Maybe in time, you’ll want to be mine.” 

Pisces: Andromeda (feat. DRAM) [Humanz]

“When the case is out and tired and sodden, take it in your heart now, lover.” 

I imagine Kaneki being very enthusiastic after making love for the first time. It feels really good and he’s like omg omg, so this is what it feels like… wow. And he’s very innocent and curious about it? after so many negative emotions in his life, this one seems to be one of the most positive, and Touka is like trying to catch her breath like holy shit, that was… wow, and Kaneki is like rambling about it 

“woow that was really cool Touka-chan, I’ve once read in a book that bla bla bla bla, d-did i hurt you? I was s-scared that maybe I hurt you, it felt so weird, wow, and it was kinda fast too… but-”

“Kaneki…”

“This is what I want to do every day for the rest of my life.. wow, I-I really wanna do it again, do you think we should do it again? because-”

“Kaneki wtf, calm down…”

You know what I find absolutely sad? Not only D’s situation but how easy people near him are selling their dignity. About beard I’ve lose hope about her having at least a soul tbh. But the “friends”. You are working like “cameramen” for God’s sake. If you are unable to respect D and say “No” at least a bit of self respect? And don’t start telling me as usual “ but D bla bla bla”. There is one huge difference: the willingness. In one case is something that is obliged, in the other is something that people want to do . And tbh… it’s so so sad.

anonymous asked:

Sup- looking for some fics where H is in an abusive relationship with D’s bff. Slow build, D finds out bla bla bla. I’ve read Make Me Forget His Name btw, but it worked way too fast- like first chapter and D’s already comforting H. Thanks Bois- ciao!

Anyone know any?

(For fun) What if... Menma The Last Movie!

I was thinking… It would be funny if they do: Menma The Last Movie !

- When the fan girls are given gifts to Menma

Hinata: WHO do you think you are?! Don’t touch MY Menma !!!!!!!!!!

*kick the ass of the fan girls*

- When she saw the new scarf of Menma

Hinata: WHO??? Menma… who have give you this?!!!!

*strip Menma and force him to wear her scarf*

- When Tonori appears at the park

Toneri: bla bla bla come with me bla bla bla waifu!

*Menma appears*

Menma: Hinata? Hey! You d*rk! What….

Hinata: AaaaaaH??!!! Who do you think you want to marry ???!!!!!!!

*kick the ass of Tonori*

- When she is dressed in the black dress

Hinata: B*tch please… Don’t you have something better ?!!

Toneri: … hn … nooo ?…

*Hinata cut the dress shorter, kick the ass of Toneri and wait for Menma*

- When Menma arrives at the Moon (or at the hideout of Toneri)

Menma: Hina…. ta?!!

Hinata: You are LATE!!

Toneri: Help… me… why… She is CRAZY !!

Oh! And she would force Menma to kiss her and she would rape him and marry her!

And the movie would end… THE END!

What a beautiful story… OR NOT!

 

I’m happy Hinata is not like that… and I hope I can see soon the movie !

(with is beautiful romance - kyaaaa~)

For the lucky people who can watch the movie, good viewing! ;-)

(sorry for my English ^^“ )