bizzare magazine

‘Have you seen any violence in the prison?’
'I saw a prisoner get killed by a guard, shot in the head for punching some guy. The guard fired two warning shots and then shot him in the back of the head accidentally. The guard claims he was trying to shoot him in the leg.’
—  Lawrence “Pliers” Bittaker 

This makes me both horny and incredibly creeped out, but in a good way. Emilie Autumn *may* just be the most alluring woman alive.