bizarro batman

Things I want to see in Young Justice Season 3

Red Hood and the Outlaws.

Imagine it: Tigress is on a mission when she hears someone shout “Artemis!” and goes “???? That’s MY name” before remembering the red-haired Amazon that Jason has been following around like a lost puppy

Connor finds out that he has ANOTHER crazy older brother and just goes “fuck this shit, I’m out”

Tim goes to the ruins of the Cave to get something and finds Jason just… chilling there, basking in the memories, and is like “??????? Didn’t you die?” and Jason responds “Only a little bit”

Red Hood meeting Arsenal and the Watchtower suddenly collectively just goes “FUCK” because now there’s two of them

More Good Dad Batman™

Just… the Outlaws, guys

TRINITY #13
Written by ROB WILLIAMS Art by V KEN MARION
Cover by DAVID FINCH Variant cover by BILL SIENKIEWICZ

“DARK DESTINY” part two! The Pandora Pits’ origins reveal themselves to Circe and Ra’s al Ghul as John Constantine and the mystical trinity work with Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman to host a superpowered exorcism on Red Hood, Artemis and Bizarro.
On sale SEPTEMBER 20 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

Grabbed the first Rebirth volume of Red Hood and the Outlaws because I know very little about Jason Todd and a reboot seemed like a good place to start. Based on what I’ve seen of Bat-Issues McMurderpants in his various Nightwing cameos, I was expecting lots of gunfire and explosions.

I was not expecting:

Jason Todd in a toy store picking out a Superman plush;

Adorable play time with said plush;

Introspective cuddle time;

and bat-burgers.

I love it all, I’ll take twenty more just like it.

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Trinities in Trinity

trin•i•ty
/ˈtrinədē/
noun

  • the Christian Godhead as one God in three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
  • a group of three people or things.
  • the state of being three.
List of Trinities:
  • The Trinity (Top Row)
    • Superman
    • Batman
    • Wonder Woman
  • The Dark Trinity (Upper Middle Row)
    • Bizarro
    • Red Hood
    • Artemis
  • The Mystic Trinity (Lower Middle Row)
    • Deadman
    • John Constantine
    • Zatanna
  • The Unholy Trinity (Bottom Row)
    • Lex Luthor
    • Ra’s al Ghul
    • Circe
Related Posts: Image Used:
  • Trinity #7 by Miguel Mendonça (Lex Luthor)
  • Trinity #12 by V Ken Marion

Superman: You know, you have so many kids, we should call you Dadman!

Batman: Seriously, Clark?

Superman: Well I mean you do have a lot of kids

Batman: Conner. Jon. Other Jon. Christopher.

Superman: Okay that’s like four

Batman: Match. All four Bizarros.

Superman: Hey those don’t count they’re–

Batman: Hunter. Cir-El. Lara. Other Lara. Zod.

Superman: What the fuck how do you even know about those

Batman: Jason White

Superman: HE DOESN’T EVEN EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE

Batman: Van-El

Superman: FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION DON’T COUNT BRUCE

Batman: Billy

Superman: Okay no we share custody of Billy you know that