bizarre fruit

Jojo Fights

Jonathan: Sunny Delight Overdrive!
*one meaty Hamon-infused punch into an exploding zombie face*

Joseph: No, but you see, when you tore off that square of toilet paper, you were not actually destroying my channel of Hamon, but simply bringing the ply that I infused with the Ripple even closer to your face! Now you will say, “But I already wiped my nose with it!”
Pillar Man: But I already wiped my nose with it! *explodes into a pile of molten Aztec god* (Pillar Man, to self: Little does Joestar know that my duodenum has survived his Hamon blow, and shall slip into a Switzerland-bound envelope along with the Red Stone of Aja!)

Jotaro: Yare yare daze…you though your stand, a werewolf that can turn its claws into knives, could defeat my Star Platinum. But you didn’t prepare for this, the Star Kneecap! *Star Platinum’s kneecap flips over and flies into the air, turning into a moon that burns the werewolf with silver light* ORA ORA ORA!!!

Josuke: you thought your broken stand, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, could level this block. But you didn’t count on what I can do with broken things.
*Crazy Diamond reforms a flattened stop sign Josuke is standing on, flinging him directly at the enemy’s face with a hail of punches*
Enemy stand user with a normal but mildly uncommon Japanese name: Alright, I’m your friend now.

*Mista takes a hail of razor tipped leaves to the chest and collapses to the ground.*
Mista: alright, you may have me on all f- threes and another hand, but as soon as I reload, you’re fucked!
*Giorno steps from the shadows*
Giorno: ah, yes, I was also here but decided not to do anything until my friend was eviscerated. *heals Mista* Ah yes, now, Mr. Pischetti N. Meatbalzo, here is another thing my stand can do sometimes.
*Gold Experience punches Pischetti, sending him reeling with sensory overload as he perceives time too fast for his body to handle*
Gold Experience can also do this thing.
*turns one of Mista’s spent shell casings into a scorpion that runs up Pischetti’s trousers. Pischetti then crushes it in a panic, collapsing his own ribcage and killing him instantly.*

Vera Wang: ah, you see, you’ve fallen for my trap. You opened a bottle I left on the floor filled with water that reflected the light of my Stand, All Eyez on Me, and now your stomach is going to fill with Sasquatch hair until you turn into a cryptid.
Jolyne: Yare Yare dawa…how pointless. See, I increased the tensile strength of my stomach’s string and had Anasui shape it into a Klein bottle. Now I can never be filled with any kind of cryptid hair.
*Diver Down retracts from Jolyne’s body*
Anasui: can I smell your hair now?
Jolyne: no, Anasui

Johnny: Yeah, come out and play, you shit head gunslinger! (To self: calm down Johnny…don’t blow all your fingernails in a panic)
Money Cash: Alright there partner, looks like I found you!
*Johnny fires off three of his fingernails in a panic, missing Money Cash completely*
Money Cash: Now, don’t go getting any crazy ideas. My stand, Sorry Ms. Jackson, prevents any kind of injury unless you beat me in a game of Battleship. Also my cousin has the same stand for some reason.
*Johnny panics again, firing off another 4 fingernails.*
Johnny: Gyro, halp. Gyro, pls.

Sato Aparachin: ah, my stand, Rock Around the Clock, cannot be bested. See, I am a rock human. And despite our many glaring weaknesses and no real advantages, I believe myself invincible!
Josuke: ah, see, but my Stand, Soft & Wet, has plundered your ability to win. I have taken its bubble into myself, so now I can double win!
Sato Aparachin: alright, that hardly seems fair.
Josuke: It isn’t. Can you help me find muh memories?
Sato Aparachin: No, I hate you. Stay away from muh fruit
Josuke: Muh memories!
Sato Aparachin: muh fruit


Happy Birthday! (May 20th)

  • Setsuna (Fire Emblem Fates) 
  • Kamui Woods (Boku no Hero Academia)
  • Cuba (Hetalia)
  • Tachibana Chizuru (The Fruit of Grisaia)
  • Kawakami Bansai (Gintama)
  • Ryunosuke Chiba (Assassination Classroom)
  • Nadeshiko Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
  • Amane Kuzuryu (Devil Survivor)
  • Narancia Ghirga (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
  • Conis (One Piece)
  • Weinheidt (Nanatsu no Taizai)
  • Satori Tendou (Haikyuu!!)

Studebaker T27 

 A product of the US’ “Tank Destroyer” doctrine and a vehicle that contradicted that of Britain and Germany. While British and German anti-tank vehicles generally relied on surprising the enemy and lying in wait, the Americans were a bit more aggressive; their anti-tank guns would go out hunting for tanks.  

The T27 was one of the first bizarre fruits of this policy. It was nothing more than a flat platform with four wheels, an engine and a 75-mm M1897 field-gun. There was no room for the crew, no room for the ammunition and, apart from a small gun shield, no protection.


Gomphocarpus physocarpus is in the family Apocynaceae. Commonly known as balloon plant, it is native to southeastern Africa, but is cultivated worldwide and has become naturalized in some areas. Balloon plant is an herbaceous perennial that can grow up to 7 feet tall in full sun, producing umbels of yellow-green flowers that develop into bizarre looking inflated fruit. These spiky fruit are inflated like a balloon, giving this plant its common name. Inside are dozens of seeds, which are released after the balloon-like fruit opens. While the balloon plant is not in the same genus as other milkweeds (Asclepias), it is still a larval host for monarch butterflies.

Bangtan as fruit

Suga: Granny Smith apple - both classic and a little sour

J-Hope: banana - they have something about them that’s just so comical 

Jungkook; lemon - so much judgement sour

V: rambutan - a bizarre, unique fruit for a bizarre, unique boy 

Rapmon: kiwi - sweet, tart, and a little strange… I don’t know, he just reminds me of a kiwi

Jin: dragon fruit - fancy and of course, it’s pink

Jimin: blackberry… jam - does this need an explanation? …also blackberry jam is the sexiest of jams in my humble opinion…

- Devi ٩(^ᴗ^)۶