So I recently downloaded Tiny Tower. In case you don’t know, you control a tower inhabited by ‘bitzens’. In the game there is a thing called 'bitbook’ where your bitzens post updates. These are a few of the funnier ones XD
She ionizes and atomizes Then turns to sunlight He realizes and itemizes Pulls harder than gravity She ionizes and atomizes Then turns to sunlight Flourescent lightbulbs will make An absense of dark, but The light just aint there still and she said “I’m feeling empty, The real lights can make you heavy but Never ever really empty Flourescent lights will always equal empty.”
—Modest Mouse “She Ionizes And Atomizes"