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On This Day: March 19
  • 1742: Birth of Túpac Amaru II who lead an indigenous uprising in 1780 against the Spanish in Peru.
  • 1885: Louis Riel declares a Provisional Gov in Saskatchewan, starting North-West Rebellion by the Métis people against Canadian government.
  • 1930: During Great Depression, 1,100 men in a breadline in New York seize 2 truckloads of bread as they were delivered to a hotel.
  • 1969: The Chicago Eight were indicted.
  • 1971: The 110 day long US Bituminous Coal Strike ends.
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JUND ‘EM OUT - Jund Removal Package - $5.84

WELCOME TO JUND. IS DANGEROUS PLACE, DO NOT STAY LONG. EVERYTHING IS ANGRY, SO YOU MUST BE ANGRY BACK. KEEP WORLD ON TOES OR DIE.

Decimate - $1.41: JUND MANY THINGS AT ONCE. NOT FAST, BUT STRONG. WHY PUNCH QUICKLY WHEN YOU CAN SHATTER JAW?

Krosan Grip - $0.84: THIS ONE SUPER FAST. SO FAST, NO ONE CAN SEE. BREAK SWORD. VERY GOOD

Dismember - $2.25: OOOOOOH, DIS ME FAVOURITE. PAY WITH BLOOD, BUT PULL ARMS OFF. ONE -1/-1 FOR EACH LIMB YOU TAKE.

Aftershock - $0.15: ON JUND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. BUT SOMETIMES YOU GET OWWIE. SOMETIMES IT TOO FUN BREAKING THINGS YOU HURT SELF. BUT YOU MUST KEEP BREAKING THING!!!

Relic Crush - $0.19: BREAK TWO THING REAL FAST. VERY GOOD. 

Tragic Slip - $0.16: SOMETIMES YOU BREAK MAN AND YOU GET SECOND WIND. USE WIND TO BREAK OTHER MAN.

Bituminous Blast - $0.19: JUND IS MANY MYSTERIES. SOMETIMES, YOU MAKE FIRE AND ALSO A MANS COME OUT. 

Violent Ultimatum - $0.48: 

(Jund ‘em Out shirt - Loading Ready Run)

IT SPEAK FOR SELF


—Max, @commandtower-solring-go