I think I may literally be going Insane. I’ve been periodically having fits of delusion usually before I fall asleep or after I wake up, and that would be fine normally but It’s hard to get a good night’s sleep when you think you’re a flying tortoise being molested or when you think you’re the only man who can catch a killer with fish for hands.

I can remember this happening a few times In my childhood as well, and It freaks me out that It’s happening more frequently. but maybe I’m just dreaming weirdly, I dunno, when I start seeing and believing these things while I’m wide awake then I’ll panic I guess.