bite me tattoo

anonymous asked:

"You got what? Tattooed where?!"

“I got this, tattooed here,” Simon said, pointing to the words ‘bite me’ tattooed in comic sans on his neck. 

“I hate it.”

“You love it and you love me for supporting your vampiric existence.”

“I can no longer look at you, you’re officially a walking meme.”

“A supportive meme.”

Send me the first line of a fic and I’ll write the next five!


a random mix of sentence starters from chainsmokers lyrics, in no certain order and from a variety of songs.

❛ Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you. ❜
❛ I drink too much and that’s an issue. ❜
❛ Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them. ❜
❛ I know it breaks your heart. ❜
❛ Now you’re looking pretty in a hotel bar. ❜
❛ So, baby, pull me closer. ❜
❛ Bite that tattoo on your shoulder. ❜
❛ Pull the sheets right off the corner, of that mattress that you stole. ❜
❛ We ain’t ever getting older. ❜
❛ You look as good as the day I met you. ❜
❛ I forget just why I left you. ❜
❛ Stay and play that Blink-182 song, that we beat to death in Tucson. ❜
❛ Now I’m looking pretty in a hotel bar. ❜
❛ Right now I need a miracle. ❜
❛ Hurry up now, I need a miracle. ❜
❛ I call your name but you’re not around. ❜
❛ I need you, I need you, I need you right now. ❜
❛ So don’t let me, don’t let me, don’t let me down. ❜
❛ I think I’m losing my mind now. ❜
❛ It’s in my head, darling I hope. ❜
❛ That you’ll be here, when I need you the most. ❜
❛ I really thought you were on my side. ❜
❛ But now there’s nobody by my side. ❜
❛ Taking it slow, but it’s not typical. ❜
❛ He already knows that my love is fire. ❜
❛ His heart was a stone, but then his hands roamed. ❜
❛ I turned him to gold and it took him higher. ❜
❛ Well, I’ll be your daydream, I’ll be your favorite things. ❜
❛ Get drunk on the good life, I’ll take you to paradise. ❜
❛ Say you’ll never let me go. ❜
❛ Deep in my bones, I can feel you. ❜
❛ We could waste the night with an old film. ❜
❛ Smoke a little weed on the couch in the back room. ❜
❛ You end up alone, after all that you’ve done. ❜
❛ Did you get what you wanted? ❜
❛ You loaded a gun with all you were made of. ❜
❛ People don’t think you know what you’re made of. ❜
❛ Are you better than me? ❜
❛ It’s not up to say, it’s all that you wait for. ❜
❛ I’m seeing it through can you not be hateful. ❜
❛ While we’re alive, can we relax, isn’t that what are mates for? ❜
❛ How could you stay with all that I paid for? ❜
❛ I’m seeing it too, I’m trying to follow. ❜
❛ How could you be sure? ❜
❛ Leave any time, won’t let you wait. ❜
❛ I’ve been through hell and back again. ❜
❛ Make the most of the things that might be rough. ❜
❛ Oh, holding out hope for you. ❜
❛ You will always be the one that I regret. ❜
❛ How will I let you go? ❜
❛ How much you wanna risk? ❜
❛ I’m not looking for somebody. ❜
❛ Just something I can turn to somebody I can kiss. ❜
❛ I want something just like this. ❜
❛ You know, I’m sorry. ❜
❛ I won’t make it to your party. ❜
❛ It won’t let me be a part of this. ❜
❛ I can’t wait to leave as soon as I arrive. ❜