bite me next

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

combateng1neer  asked:

Prompt #31: Like most canids, Nick moves a lot in his sleep. Judy knew that going into their relationship but what what she wasn't prepared for was the amount of noise he made too. Aka, Judy has to sleep next to a Nick who whines, talks, and moves constantly in his sleep.

Oh Nick…

—-

When Nick and Judy started dating, Judy did research.

Research on common fox behaviors and how to return them.  And important bits of fox culture.  Along with just an assortment of fox facts.  Even some interspecies relationship experiences and testimonials for mammals in new relationships.  Just to understand Nick a little better, and not offend him with something totally okay in rabbit culture.

Judy wanted the relationship to last more than anything.

And she wanted to know what to expect.

There wasn’t anything crazy.  Just at little things that made some of Nick’s behaviors make way more sense.

One of the things she learned was foxes, or canids in general, was they could be rather restless sleepers.  They tended to move around more than most mammals in a deeper sleep.  

The first time Nick and Judy ever shared a bed, Judy expected Nick to move around some.  Even though in the few times she had seen the fox sleep, he didn’t move much, if at all.   But hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Only the worse, wasn’t Nick moving around in the bed.

No, it was the whimpering.  The small little cries and tiny little whispers.

They woke Judy up in the middle of the night.  Stirring her out of her sleep softly at first, before causing her to jolt awake in panic.  Thinking Nick was hurt or crying for some reason.  But the fox was still contently lying next to her, sleepily nuzzling a pillow and kicking his feet some, all the while still passed out asleep.

Judy stared at the fox for moment.  Listening to him whimper and make an assortment of fox noises, like he was hurt or in sometime of pain.  Unsure of what exactly to do about it all.  Her research hadn’t covered whining and want to do.

Occasionally he would mutter something, but was so slurred by sleep she could barely make sense of the word.  Aside from like her name, or Carrots.  But little else.  Then the noises would start again.

After a few moments, Judy rested a paw on Nick’s cheek.  At for a brief second the whines and the noises halted.  Only to start up again when she moved her hand.  

“Dumb fox,” she muttered sleepily as she shifted closer to the fox.  

Carefully she moved onto his pillow.  Curling around his head, causing him to nuzzle into her almost instantly, and his body moved a little more in the bed.  A happy sort of whine came from his throat.  Judy just rolled her eyes to herself and rested her had next to the crown of Nick’s.  

She sighed contently, and went back to sleep.

—-

AN:  I don’t know.  I have a headcanon that Nick is like a still and quiet ball sleeper unless he’s with Judy.  And this still works in that headcanon.  So YEAH!

anonymous asked:

I definitely saw you at Japan Fest today but didn't say hi because I'm awkward af. Hope you had fun there though! There was a lot of stuff (and good food!) but rip no You neso for sale there =.=

…. oh Σ░(꒪◊꒪ ))))

Yep, I was there! So that was most likely me you saw ( ⚆ ⌄ ⚆;;)

…How did you know? (:D)| ̄|_

This post is made possible by Wrestling Commentary with Shannon and also the FACT THAT YOU’RE SLEEPING ON MY DUDE JOHNNY, wtf. 

Honestly, HOW HOT IS HE, like god damn, GOD DAMN GOD DAMN, god. damn. Damn. 

I LIVE FOR BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS LIKE LOOKS AT HIS ARMS THEY LOOK SO DEFINED AND UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH gljadgh. sr tnho; anyways I’m sobbing, hbu? 

Hnnnn, he looks so tan and crisp and like. Just look at him. LOOK AT HIM, just. wtf. 

why IS HE SUCH A LIL DORK, I AM SCREAMING HE IS, I live for these selfies. 

goddamngoddamngoddamngoddamn HE LOOKS OS OGOOD HERE CAN YOU HEAR MY YELLING IN THE DISNACE HIS HAIR IS DOING THE FLOOP IN FACE THING AND MY HEART IS 

Sweaty. Tshirt muscles. Beard. HIS BABY BROWN EYES I AM L;fdhj I am in denial that this man exists, honestly. 

look at baby with a WALLABY, NKLSAF this makes me so happy, he looksso soft.  

Oh my lawd. 

CAN YOU SEE, SEE THE WAY HIS EYES ARE TWINKLING I A MIN LVOE

… Bite me next. 

He. Looks. So. Soft. Here. But. Still. Look. At. His. Thick. Arms. And. I. Cannot. Breathe. 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Originally posted by mithen-gifs-wrestling

Look at his lil hat, oh my god, THEY ARE ADORABLE I’m SCREAMING

Originally posted by wrestlingsmarkmatty

Can you hear my heart crying? Because it is. Real tears. REAL TEARS.

Originally posted by mitchtheficus

… HOW HOT OMG ugh. 

BITE: Chapter 6

percy jackson / teen wolf crossover.
in honour of the season six premier (wooo!!!) stuff actually happens!!

6/? - Stiles

“Why can’t Derek ever just tell us anything?” Scott whined, hitting the dashboard of the Jeep with the palms of his hands. 

Stiles scowled. “Don’t take it out on the car, man. And it doesn’t go with his image. If he were to, you know, communicate like a normal person, it would just make life too easy. It’s much better for him to brood mysteriously and not give us information that could probably help save our lives, because this is obviously going to turn into another supernatural shit show. But whatever.”

They were in a convoy of cars, following Derek into the woods to the spot where he’d found the wallet of the missing boy, and both of them were on edge.

Whatever the hell had happened in the loft, it hadn’t been good. Stiles kept running through it in his head, trying to make sense of it. Derek knew something about where Percy and Annabeth were from, which had something to do with why he’d wanted to see their arms, and what was that tattoo on Percy’s arm anyway? Some type of trident? With some lines under it, like a -

“Dude!”

Stiles violently yanked the wheel to the right, barely making the turn. “I’ve got it!”

Scott looked incredulous. “Sure you do.”

Keep reading

This is part of what misophonia looks like

Even as I type this I’m still shaking. My hands hurt horrifically, I feel like crying and screaming, I’m hyper aware of every sound. I want to cry and run out of the room but I can’t because it’s a lecture that I need to be here for on my first day of the quarter. It affects my schooling and my day to day constantly

All because someone opened a pack of pretzels and decided to eat each one in individual bites next to me
And the person in the back opened cheetos
And the person on the right wall decided to eat cheetos as well
All because something triggers a flight or fight response on my brain the second I hear someone chewing

they’re all done eatin now but I’m still close to losing it. I’ve dug my pencil into my sketchbook and broke the lead too many times to count causing people to look
My leg was shaking and bouncing so hard I was shaking the table

It’s something real and it sucks. It sucks having it paired with anxiety to where I can’t gather the courage to tell my friends that their chewing is bothering me
I get shit from my family when I tell them I can’t handle it as well
I hate gum, I hate chips, I hate popcorn, I hate any damn thing you put in your mouth and eat
I hate that I’m this way and I’m close to breaking down just because someone ate and I’m physically enraged

5

Ahhh~ that dere dere look is so adorable on our Rapper (*_*) (^_^)

Cr: Essential CM Conference 08.01.2016

2

👬💙⭐️ TALK TO ME ABOUT BANDS AND GAY SHIPS ⭐️💙👭

The Science of Kissing
  • Molly: *writing; rubbing her wrist*
  • Sherlock: *working* Something wrong?
  • Molly: No...just been writing a lot today.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Oh *stands and approaches her* May I see?
  • Molly: *confused* It's not a bruise or anything...
  • Sherlock: *takes her hand and kisses her wrist*
  • Molly: *blushes* Th-thanks...
  • Sherlock: *smiles; returns to his stool*
  • Molly: *clears her throat; tries to get on with work*
  • *the next day*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: *suddenly* YES!
  • Molly: *jumps*
  • Sherlock: *seizes her shoulders* Molly, you are a genius *lifts her and spins her around* Brilliant, brilliant...
  • Molly: *giggling* I didn't...say anything...put me down...
  • Sherlock: *gently puts her down, kissing her forehead* Brilliant.
  • Molly: *shakes her head* You're a fool.
  • *two days later*
  • Sherlock: *strolls into the morgue, looking at his phone* Molly, what is an Eskimo kiss?
  • Molly: *looks up* Um, it's when you rub noses with someone. It's really sweet.
  • Sherlock: *typing on his phone; quickly* Oh, you think so? Care to demonstrate?
  • Molly: *looking around* On?
  • Sherlock: Me, obviously.
  • Molly: *sighs* Fine...come here, then.
  • Sherlock: *steps closer, holding her waist* Now what?
  • Molly: *wraps her arms around his shoulders; Eskimo kisses him*
  • Sherlock: *blinking* Not very stimulating.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Well, they have to do something, don't they?
  • Sherlock: Oh, certainly. But we're not Eskimos. I'm rather keen to follow after the French.
  • Molly: *frowns* You mean the double cheek kiss or...
  • Sherlock: *passionately kisses her*
  • Molly: *grins* Bonjour, monsieur.

You don’t have to worry about kissing anyone under the mistletoe at our apartment because we don’t hang mistletoe from the ceiling. Instead, we’ve got this dead bat. If you find yourself under the dead bat with someone, you’ll be expected to bite each other.