bitches-be-cray

Seussical in a nutshell
  • jojo: wow nice hat
  • cat: im here now, sO USE YOUR IMAAAAGINATION
  • -
  • horton: wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
  • sour kangaroo: bitch you cray!!!
  • gertrude: damn that elephant fine as hell
  • -
  • dust speck: so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
  • -
  • cat: jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
  • mr. and mrs. mayor: jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
  • jojo: fuck yall i do what i want
  • mr. and mrs mayor: well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
  • -
  • horton: well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
  • jojo: well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
  • horton: yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
  • -
  • gertrude: ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
  • mayzie: bitch u right. go take drugs.
  • gertrude: k. ima go ham tho
  • -
  • wickersham brothers: lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
  • horton: wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
  • -
  • cat: by the way did i mention im a sadist??
  • -
  • gertrude: hey im sexy now wanna get down
  • horton: hush im picking flowers
  • -
  • mayzie: always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
  • horton: why the fuck would i do that
  • mayzie: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • horton: ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
  • mayzie: LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
  • -
  • horton: well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
  • Cat: by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
  • -
  • gertrude: oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
  • horton: god this sucks
  • -
  • mayzie: oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
  • horton: Where Is Paradise
  • -
  • jojo: fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
  • general schmitz: kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
  • -
  • cat: oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
  • jojo: fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
  • cat: ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
  • -
  • gertrude: hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
  • gertrude: oh also i found your dumb clover
  • cat: oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
  • sour kangaroo: BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
  • judje yertle: well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
  • horton: so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
  • mr and mrs mayor: well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
  • jojo: *gibberish*
  • sour kangaroo: well i heard that shit!
  • everyone: hooray!
  • egg: henlo fatgher i am Elyphant Birb
  • horton: wtf
  • gertrude: eh, we'll make it work
  • -
  • -
  • THE END

There’s a bouquet of flowers sitting in our living room so I asked my only other roommate who has a boyfriend if they were for her. Homegirl ROLLED her eyes and said “Um, no my boyfriend only does roses, he does the best of the best and not random flowers.” Meanwhile she didn’t get any flowers from him for Valentine’s Day. But I’ll just go water my roses in my room and be quiet. 🐸☕️

I’ve seen some really crazy “privileges” on tumblr. I’ve seen a self diagnosed people telling people who had been diagnosed with medical condotions that they have “diagnosis privilege”. I’ve seen transtrenders tell actuall trans and nb people that they have “dysphoria” privilege”.

Dear God whats next? Tumblrinas telling dmab non bianary people that they have “male passing privilege? Tumblrinas telling light skinned asian peole that they have “white skin privilege” (even though they are not white?) ”?

“@RobertDowneyJr follow back? I LOVE YOU!!”

“@RobertDowneyJr if u dont follow me bak i swear i will kill my dog #notkidding”

“@RobertDowneyJr omg can u post a picture of ur son? HES SOOO CUTE”

“@RobertDowneyJr U SUCK AS IRON MAN”

“@RobertDowneyJr hey can i get an RT?”

“@RobertDowneyJr plz come to [insert country here]! I HOPE TO MEET YOU SOMEDAY!”

“@RobertDowneyJr i cant believe u did drugs when u were younger would be fun to smoke up with u sometime #lol”

His Twitter (or his Facebook, for that matter) is not an invitation for you to harass him. Just remember to show some respect. He tweets what he wants and follows who he likes. He knows you love him. He’s well aware of that. You don’t need to remind him every other hour. Nor will he follow you just because you asked. Let him be and we can all enjoy his tweets together.

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of August 27 - September 2, 2017

Beyonce is a VIRGO. Think about that.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

This week, you’re feeling… knotty. Important shit circles your psyche like vultures circling a dying bitch in the desert. It’s enough to make a bitch go cray-cray. Look, look, look, look, look… you’re beginning to forget who yo ass is in the equation. You’re the only one you have to prove something to, and you’re one difficult-to-please ho. If you can please yourself, you can satisfy any other queen in the county.
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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Aww yay! Work’s great, you’re getting laid, what can possibly go wrong? Exactly. Your giddy state may distract you from the little shitty shenanigans that are happening in the background. I get that you have a lot to be thankful for, but there is still a lot more work to do. How about this? For every hour of hard ass work you do, you can do a few seconds of your happy dance. K?
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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

You can be a neglectful little queen when you put your mind to it. Look, I get that your people are your posse/squad/entourage and anyone who falls outside of that circle is someone you don’t have to even consider. But cliques don’t last very long, dearie. Once every one of your bitches gets paired up, they most likely will fall off the radar. Start paying attention to hos that could become their potential replacements.
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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

An impulse buy is just what your heart needed. Outside forces have been dampening your spirits for a while now, with their talk of pensions, mortgages and WebMD research about a mole your friend found on his arm - I mean, it’s enough to make a bitch cray cray right? Don’t ever let any ho make you feel guilty about what you just bought. You deserve this shit and more.
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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

When someone messes with your process, it’s enough to make you wanna pull your weave out. What you have to know tho is that this bitch didn’t mean to offend you. She has her own agenda which is tied to who she is and it’s not in any way malicious. So before you go extra on her, find out what the real T is. Who know, you may relate to hurr in some way.
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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

It’s your lucky week! You know how you like to wax poetic about your work stuff that no one really gives a shit about? This week, someone is actually interested in hearing all of it! So whatever Marcy from Acquisitions will heat up in the microwave on Wednesday, or whatever Desreé makes you do this week (she doesn’t have the right to, she’s not your boss) this new person in your life will be foaming at the muthafucking mouth to hear all about it!
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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

I wouldn’t worry about it. Your political rants on Facebook have not gone unnoticed. Bitches be angry and woke, and trust that they’re doing something about all of it. Just because they’re not typing away on social media like you are it don’t mean that they’re being lazy ass queens. When you see beyond the computer monitor, you’ll see that there are others out there who support yo ass.
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ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

It’s time to have a chitty-chat-chat with the beau. He cannot be acting up whenever you start talking to another bitch at a party. You’re not cheating on him, you’re just having a conversation - it’s what happens at any type of shindiggery. And honey, if yo man can’t trust that, then you can only do so much to tell him that he’s the only one in yo life. Cool?
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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Honey, it’s time to draw the muthafucking line. There is crucial shit happening in the world today and gurl, you did not wanna pick sides. No one did. But certain privileges are being taken away from queens you love and this is important shit. Although it may not affect you right now, it may in the long run. It’s time to take a stand and it’s time to fight for what you really believe in.
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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Knowing where you stand really goes a long way, even at times when convos are extremely sensitive come dinnertime. You are now at a point where you can inspire others to navigate controversial waters with heightened delicacy. At times like these, all these bitches can learn a thing or two from a pro like you. When it comes to cushioning any blow, you’re the queen.
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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

It’s time for a heart to heart with a bitch who you’ve come across after a long period of miscommunication. It’s possible that this ho had no idea what you were going through and was afraid to reach out. You two have gone through so much in the past that not making the effort to mend some fences would be a great disservice to the future possibilities of your partnership. Plus, you really need a reliable drinking buddy.
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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

At work, you’re required to speak up only when asked. But this week, it’s every queen for herself in there. A situation will arise that will change the dynamics of the hierarchy in your workplace. Everyone becomes an equal for a limited time. This is the perfect opportunity for you to really show off your skills and your unique perspective on shit.
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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

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Let's talk about Sansa and Littlefinger

Im rewatching season 1-6 slowly lately, and Ive just finished S4.

Ok, I wanna talk about Sansa and Littlefinger. A lot of people confuse this story line or flat out twist it to fit their “I hate Sansa” narrative. The scenes are there, so lets go through them.

I think LF has always given Sansa the creeps. The first thing he ever says to her is a creepy, gory story about The Hound and The Mountain. She looks frightened, and LF looks so goddamn pleased to have freaked her out. He wanted her to feel scared. Paraphrasing - “Don’t tell anyone I just told you that or you’ll be a dead little girl.”

Is this him starting to groom her to keep secrets? To listen to him? To desensitize her to horrible acts?

While shes stuck as a hostage in KL, LF offers her a way out. Going with him on his boat. Their conversation is off screen so we don’t know what was said or how Sansa reacted. She has to politefully let him down later when she decides to marry Loras instead. Petyr knows about the marriage plot, and he *punishes her* for choosing someone else over him.

Think about it - Sansa has two options: go on a ship out of KL with Petyr, who she barely knows and gives her the creeps, or marry Loras, who is the handsome knight shes always dreamed of but means she cant go back home right away. She chooses marriage over Petyr. And it angers him, because its not what he wants, and he punishes her by ruining her plan.

He sets it up to make sure she *regrets* not going with him. When she hears shes to marry Tyrion, she cries and watches Petyr leave, regretting turning him down and watching her chance for escape float away.

When she flees The Purple Wedding, she doesn’t know where shes going. She just knows that this once-a-knight wants to help her because she saved his life. When someone you think “owes you” offers you safety and a chance to escape - you take it. Especially after you have seen chance after chance slip through your fingers because you made the wrong choices. She wasn’t about to let another chance slip through her fingers. So she went with him - not even knowing what was on the other side.

When she finally sees who was behind her escape, shes confused - not elated. And the very first thing LF does when shes on his boat is KILL Dontos right in front of her. And shes horrified. Shes seen death dozens of times, and she still screams.

Not only did this once-a-knight trick her and betray her *for money*, not loyalty, shes see what kind of person LF is. Petyrs very first act is one to cement in Sansa’s mind that he would lie to and kill anyone he pleases if it benefitted him. This is NOT a man she would “admire”. This is an act of intimidation and control.

So I want to make a few points here before continuing. 1 - Sansa has never fully trusted LF. 2 - Sansa didn’t even know she was going with LF when she escaped with Dontos. 3 - LF *does not* have her best interest at heart and doesn’t even try to hide his ruthlessness anymore.

Petyr full on *framed* Sansa for Joffreys murder. This was premeditated and fully zoned in on Sansa after she turned down his first offer at escaping. He has her now only by intimidation, manipulation and blackmail. She cant go anywhere else or with anyone else because LF has all the cards. If she were to go back to KL, she would die. Everyone in Westeros is looking for her. Her husband is on trial about to die. And no one would believe she was innocent.

Sansa is no less a hostage than when Arya is passed between hands, all hoping to get a reward for bringing her home or to relatives. Shes not with him by choice, unless her choice is “whelp, if I go anywhere else I’ll surely die. Might as well sit here and wait this out.”

Her discussions with Petyr are very guarded. She asks questions, tries to find answers. And when she asks him what he wants, theres always this little unspoken question behind her tone. All her life shes heard about raping and danger, been told shes so beautiful every man would love to have her, Joffrey threatened to rape her, she was nearly raped by peasants in KL… She is wary of LF true intentions. Surely, this older man who owns a brothel, wants *her*. He doesn’t even deny this.

She has lots of time to think about her situation, and think about Petyrs answers to her questions. Shes becoming more observant just to survive.

I think Sansa genuinely thought she was going to be safe and happy in The Vale. She had her mothers sister, she was in an impenetrable tower, she didn’t have to lie and hide anymore…she was really happy and felt safe for the first time in a long time. It looked like Petyr *really had* done her a huge favor. He saved her from KL. She must have been a fool to doubt him.

Until she realized “yo this bitch cray”. And then Petyr pretty much confessing his love/lust for Sansa.

Important lines here, me thinks. “What do we do to those who hurt the ones we love?” This would sound so lovely to hear after your entire family is murdered and you’ve been held captive and tortured. It sounds like he’s on her side. He will protect her. His loyalty is just because he loved her mother. Aw, thats so sweet. And refreshing to hear after years of being in KL having to say her father was a traitor.

When in reality, Petyrs responsible for her fathers death, for her misery, framing her for murder and conspiring against her family. He definitely has not protected the one he loves, or even protected Catelyn. Ever see a tear shed for Catelyns death? Nope. Not a one. This line is utter horse shit said only to make Sansa trust him more. Even if he *believes* he means it - its so so so not true and he’s deluding himself.

“You’re more beautiful than she ever was.” Is basically LFs way of saying “I love you”. Because he values pretty things, the finest things. He confesses his love/lust for her here. No doubt. Whats odd is that Sansa kind of *returns* his kiss for a moment before she pulls away. Whether this was a mistake by Sophie or actually meant to happen, I don’t know. He says he wants to protect her because he loved her mother, basically says he loves/wants her and then takes a kiss. Sansa thinks he pretty much just laid all of his cards on the table. She finally knows what he wants and why.

The “what do we do to those who hurt the ones we love line” IS KEY to what happens next. When Petyr kills Lysa, Sansa thinks its because Lysa was threatening Sansa’s life. She thinks Petyr is protecting her because he loves her. To a girl, this is also a form of power. “he’ll never hurt me, because he loves me.” or “he only did it because he loves me so much.” When in reality, Petyr was probably planning on killing Lysa the entire time.

Actually, he only agreed to marry Lysa ASAP when she started spouting off about how she killed Jon Arryn for him. She started talking and Petyr was like “oh this bitch is going to blab everything to everyone if I dont shut her up soon” so he marries her ASAP to confirm his claim on The Vale and to get rid of her before she opens her crazy mouth again. Her threatening Sansa was only icing on the cake to make Sansa more indebted to him.

People always yell about why she lied for LF at the trial. Why didn’t she just tell the whole story and stay with these people who loved her father in The Vale?

So why does Sansa lie to save LF? Because she thinks she owes him one. He just saved her life, so she will save his. And maybe she is started to return his feelings - maybe she thinks she can use his lust for her against him, too. Theres nothing for her in The Vale anymore - no more family except gross little Robin, no more friends, no real reason to stay. Sansa wants to continue down the path LF has started. She wants to go home. She wants revenge against those who hurt her family - and she likes what LF is cooking.

She thinks shes on to him. This scene plainly lays it out. She doesn’t trust strangers - and why should she after all shes been through? - and she thinks she knows what Petyr really wants. He wants her, he loves her. So he would NEVER hurt her, and only protect her. Shes making a bet against his feelings for her. Love is the death of duty, and men die protecting the ones they love. Staying with a rich and powerful Lord who is hopelessly in love with you is actually not a bad idea. Shes been fully manipulated at this point.

And Petyrs last words “Do you?” plant a HUGE seed of doubt. She was sure he wanted her - but oh shit, what if shes wrong? Shes already saved him, theres no turning back now.

IMHO, this isnt where Sansa starts playing the game, like many think. Sansa started playing the game when KotV rode in on BotB.

Petyrs creepy boner is now only raging after she lied to save him and went with him out of The Vale.
He’s more brave about taking kisses and speaking openly. He has her under his thumb completely. But she still never fully trusts him. She notices when he hides letters. She questions him when it looks like he’s ready to leave at a moments notice. She freaks out when it finally dawns on her that LF is marrying her to Ramsay. But… LF loves her, right? He would never intentionally put her in danger. He must have a plan. So she actually trusts him and married Ramsay.

When Petyr mentions that he was a penniless boy from nowhere amongst kings and lords - she smiles. Because Petyr started from nothing and has built himself up to a rich man in KL. This is another line told to Sansa to reinforce this idea that Petyr knows what hes doing. Hes smarter than her, more powerful and more cunning. And if he did it for himself, he can help her do it, too. With his help he can take her from a traitors daughter with no name or family to a powerful lady just like him.

Petyr promises her its only temporary, and he will return soon and Stannis will save her and soon she will be Wardeness of the North and have her home back to herself. Notice how she doesn’t smile at the idea of being Wardeness - she actually seems fearful of it. She doesn’t want to be Wardeness - its almost like shes about to say “I cant”. People think Sansa wants power and to be Queen. This reaction to Petyr telling her to be Wardeness says the exact opposite - it wasn’t on her mind and she doesn’t want it. Petyr plants that seed - Petyr wants it for her. Not the other way around.

Then, LF leaves her to Ramsay and fucks off. She escapes because its way WAY worse than she could have imagined. Stannis failed - how stupid was she for listening to LF - and Petyr is nowhere to be found.

When LF shows up in Moles Town to offer her KotV she is fully and completely enraged with him. She is angry that she trusted him. She sees him now for what he is - a liar and only out for himself. He hurt he. He must not truly love her. She was wrong to trust him.

And Ive spoken a lot about WHY Sansa goes to him for aid for BotB and, frankly, I dont have enough space or time to explain why here. Lets just say, Petyr is that toxic boyfriend you run back to when times get tough because you know them. It wasnt because she didnt trust Jon and she did trust LF - it was because she didnt trust FATE and she took her safety and Jons safety into her own hands since no one listened to her.

So, remember when Sansa said “I know what you want” to LF after the trial and LF made her doubt it? Everything he did since made her doubt it. Now, directly mirror it with this scene.

“You know what I want”

“I was wrong.”

“No. You weren’t.”

Maybe we’ll see Sansa use Petyr’s affection toward her even more so in Season 7. I sure hope so.

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I think I can safely say that Oka Ruto has stolen our gothic-vulnerable hearts. (♡-_-♡)

She deserves Senpai more than that cray-cray bitch Ayano. (⌒▽⌒)♡

She is our occult cinnamon roll. Or more like.. our “spider donut”. Ehhhhhhh… don’t speak of it.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sentence Starters

General

  • “News flash douchebags, I’m a good person! Do what I can for you, all the time!”
  • “Where were you in my senior gender studies class? We’ll talk about that later.”
  • “Feel free to sit down, but I gotta warn you, I’m not good company.”
  • “Dude, are we not friends anymore? Like, are you mad at me? “
  • “I’m telling you, that bitch cray.”
  • Look, just as a tip, we don’t actually, like, talk to each other around here.
  • Underneath that laid back attitude, her’s really controlling and bossy.
  • I’m a good person, better than you!

Angsty/Emotional

  • “Dear God, I don’t pray to you because I believe in science. But I don’t know what to do. Give me guidance, please.”
  • “The mature, rational side of me knows you’re not a jerk.”
  • “Oh my god, he called every hospital in the area. And some morgues.”
  • “Can you just stay with me for a little while? I can’t be alone right now.”
  • “You kept using the word happy. I hadn’t, like, thought about that word in so long.”

  • “I make no sense! And you shouldn’t waste time on me, can’t you see that?”
  • “Sometimes it’s like you don’t understand me, or even believe in me. It sucks.”
  • “I have to feel my feelings. It’s okay to feel.”
  • “You did not see his face when he left my apartment that day. I was dead to him.”

  • “I’m the villain in my own story.  My actions have gone way too far.”

  • “We’re told love conquers all, but that only applies to the heroes.”

  • “I know how hard your life can be. Don’t forget to be happy, because that’s really important.“

  •  "I am happy. I’m so happy. This is what happy feels like.”

  • “I made a fool out of myself because that’s what happens when you emulate stupid rom-coms.”

Shippy/Love Advice

  • “I am bisexual! I am going for drinks with this gay man whom I have a crush on!”

  • “You’re pretty and you’re smart and you’re ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type.  “

  • “Yes, okay. Let’s engage in some date conversation. “

  • “You know, the whole reason that I came here is cause I thought that you were cute and that they were gonna be terrible, but you’re terrible and they’re cute.”

  • “I don’t know much, but what I do know is it’s not good to hook up with a crying girl.”
  • “Look, I’ve seen a lot of Hallmark movies, and the look on people’s faces before they run and confess their feelings? That’s your face.”
  • “I’m sorry he blew it. But it’s just….. it’s ______. It’s how he is.”
  • “You broke my heart, you dumb, idiot jerkface!”
  • “I’m way too bad-ass to be someone you settle for.”
  • “Okay, dude, so the moment you’re craving isn’t anchored in real emotion. It’s a script, dictated to you by our society’s patriarchal love narrative.”

  • “Oh, come on. This is fear talking. You’re just afraid she’s gonna hurt you again.”
  • “This isn’t about anyone else but you. You’re not second choice. I promise.”
  • “I don’t want to say I don’t like anyone as much as you, but I think I just said it.”

You know what, i don’t ship anyone with Jon, Sansa or Dany in GoT TV show, so idgaf about whomever you ship. Also, between the 3 of them, Dany is my least favorite, BUT nobody has worse stans than Sansa lately. 

Yeah, Sansa stans are acting like a crazy entitled bunch who dislikes everyone or everything who isn’t sucking up to Sansa or that doesn’t help her becoming the main focus of the show, or just spilling the truth about some aspects of Sansa personality ( Arya, for example, she was wrong in some of the things she said, but she was right about others), because yes, she is not your perfect queen/Lady, nobody in GoT is perfect. 

The amount of hate for other characters is nuts and fucking juvenile. I wonder if it’s because of the shipping thing, since the majority of them are shipping Jon and Sansa. I don’t care, ship away, but don’t become some hateful cray cray bitches ( even to Jon, as the Got Spoilers tag would show)  if it doesn’t go your way.

Stop shitting on all other characters and plots because of her, you’re just making people’s enjoyment for Sansa to get tainted and her character doesn’t deserve that. Yes, the writing for season 7 is bad, but it’s not just that..and you know it.

Fucking ridiculous.

mellarksbae  asked:

I'm scared for the last episode to come out because I got the feeling that the anime is going to practically shove eremika in our throats, I really love them both as characters but I think that the anime is changing them way too much (or that's how I see it, I may be exaggerating). I really love when you answer questions and talk about your point of view of certain things and I would like to hear what you think about this😊, have a good day/night!.

Hello, friend ^^

Aww, here, have a hug: *tight snuggles*
If I’m being honest with you, I’m very nervous for the coming Saturday as well. I try to play it cool, but I’m definitely a part-time embodiment of nausea. Though, it’s important to explain why: it is not because I don’t want the manga chapter to be animated! There are legitimate feelings going on in that infamous ere//mika scene - of what nature, is up for debate, obviously - and it’s a canon moment between two characters who have a canon tight bond. I doubt anyone is actually trying to claim that Eren and Mikasa have nothing to do with each other… 

What I am worried about, is that the anime studio will continue the streak they’re on, of tweaking scenes for their own agenda. The manga did not shove the ere//mika ship down anyone’s throats, but the anime is undoubtably pushing for the fans to pick up on it as an intended endgame, as opposed to a complex bond that doesn’t necessarily have to be a standard heroxheroine trope, if romantic at all. The way they’ve been doing it so far, has been misguided and, in parts, at Armin’s expense.

Going by how WIT treated the material up until now, it’s a legitimate worry that they could choose to switch up the scene to look less like an emotional exposing of Mikasa’s heart (and a heartfelt ere//mika interaction) - and more like a standard love declaration ala every hollywood movie ever. Of course, some believe that’s exactly what it is, but it’s not a given; it’s an interpretation. Just like any non-canon relationship is. And in this case, the ere//mika bond is an interpretation WIT goes to the length of tweaking the original material to reinforce. And if that’s what they choose to do in the aforementioned scene, we know they’re viable to tweak out Armin. Disregarding, of course, how, if they think the scene is canonically romantic, it shouldn’t need any tweaking to be seen as such…

… but why is it such a big deal that they tweak, exactly? Well, because a little tweak here, and a little tweak there, soon amounts to a completely different image all together. And WIT had apparently been so focused on how the final outcome looks between Eren and Mikasa, that they forgot to look at what Eren and Armin’s image looks like now; it’s distant and cold, compared to the vibrant mutual love we see in the manga. It’s not without reason that people have said they forgot Eren and Armin were supposed to be best friends by the end of S1. This is why, with every little tweak, the Armin and ere//min fans groan seemingly excessively now. We’re getting to a point where the rest of the fandom seems to roll their eyes at us and say we’re exaggerating. But it really isn’t. It’s like when you’re having a shitty day, and then a car honks at you so you drop your coffee and you just fucking lose it. You scream and shout - maybe even cry - and everyone around you back off and think to themselves “damn, that bitch cray”. But they haven’t gone through the day you’ve gone through. Those fans didn’t pay attention to the anime’s sandpapering of Armin and ere//min since the start, like us. They didn’t pay attention because Armin isn’t a favorite of theirs, and they don’t like ere//min. And that probably sounds harsh, but that’s how it is; we focus on what we like, which means uninteresting things have to take a backseat. Sadly, Armin and ere//min isn’t as popular as Levi, Erwin, ere//ri and ere//mika, etc. - which means it’s just a minority of us who catch (and care) about the subtle changes to Armin and ere//min. This makes us look like a small group of raging baboons, because the majority is always right, right? In this case, the majority didn’t catch the changes before they heard our angry yells from the distance. And before they knew it, we crowded the room like angry protesters and they couldn’t tell why. When they listened to us, they heard “they added another two seconds of Mikasa instead of Armin looking to the left! Outrageous!” - “They made Eren shove Armin in the face! An utter nail in the coffin to their friendship - I can’t believe this!” - “Uuugh, Mikasa gets another extra scene while they cut Armin’s line about Eren, I’m so done with the ere//mika overload!” - etc. We sound like ridiculous babies, and it’s getting old. So old, in fact, that even ere//min supporters feel uncomfortable saying they agree that the dynamic has changed in the anime, just because if you say so, you’re not only lame, but in risk of getting pulled into wank-discourse.

The thing is, S2 is just full of coffee drops. All our emotions are brought back to the surface, now that the anime is back - and when the tweaks are repeated every week, seven days isn’t enough to cool down those emotions between the blows. 

The reason we’re constantly nervous, is that the way WIT tweaks things, every time they make ere//mika look more like a duo than they are, it’s automatically shoving Armin more and more into the cold. If they kept him close to his friends, there would be no doubt that he has a secure and true spot in the group regardless of a romance making him the third wheel, but they’ve watered down his connection to EMA so much that people question his ties. When they then further reinforce Eren and Mikasa’s “us against the world” vibes, it’s the closest thing to a contextual answer on where Armin stands we get. We ask “is he even that close to Eren and Mikasa?” and there is no answer from WIT, only ambiguity - aside from their repeated showcasing of “look how much Eren and Mikasa are connected, emotionally and by red-thread destiny!” That’s how someone who doesn’t even mind the ere//mika ship, can end up groaning and moaning about it, because it makes ere//min look like a myth. Mind you, this isn’t the “feeling threatened by another, more canon ship” one often encounters in this kind of discourse; no, we’re upset with the changes - because in the original story, the EMA dynamic is great, and feels as tight as it is! It all just ends up looking like we’re - to quote others - “pissbabies”. And once you’ve been labeled, there’s little you can say to get rid of it. 

… so yes, I’m very, very nervous about how much they’ll push ere//mika next week, but I like to pretend I’m not, because that makes me a pissbaby in the eyes of the fandom. But it’s still how I feel deep down. Because I dread how next episode is the last episode of this season, and while Armin is shown obviously care for Eren in this arc in canon, he was nowhere as noticeable in the anime. If they remove his involvement in the infamous scarf scene, that would ruin the last chance we got to see important interaction between him and Eren for who knows how long - as well as further building EM over EMA, for the sake of pushing something that either 1. isn’t canon, or 2. is canon and should read if it’s done the way it was in the source material. 

Personally, I think episode 12 could go either way, really. I’m setting my expectations low, and my hopes high. All I want is for them to do it the way it’s done in the manga. I’m here to console of celebrate with you afterwards, regardless. 

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*spoilers for mystic messenger v route*

Jihyun went from 0-60 with his mother, that poor woman…

Rika tells you about her past to try to get you to join her and pity her, V is imprisoned then drugged by Ray, when Rika wants you to drink the “elixir” she tries to do it in front of poor V, who is pleading… Rika starts bitching about how he wasn’t obsessed enough with her, he tells her that he loved her and was obsessed… Dis bitch goes BEYOND cray and goes “You never loved me, it was all obsession? When did you stop loving me?! Etc”

Seriously? Hoe gtfo. Luckily Seven appears and is like “whoa, let’s get outta here while bitch is having psycho fit” So we escaped to the familiar hide out. BUT Ray is still obsessed with you and is trying to “save” you.

anonymous asked:

Tyrell beats hobos and pays them, murdered a woman, and shot Elliot and he's beloved more than Angela? 😭😭😭 BITCHES BOTH CRAY WHAT YOU MEAN?

im not saying angela is a crappy character, i actually REALLY love her, i just don’t want her and elliot together cause they have the chemistry of a dried up walnut