bitches-be-cray

anonymous asked:

I love Gibbs' smile and the way he's like traditional gonna protect his woman but also knows that bitch cray and can handle herself so he will stay out the way

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD because it’s so fucking true

Omg I was tagged in a thing guys

wporules : answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Gwyn Nicknames: Salty Bitch, Crazy, Green Zebra, Cray Kray Kabob (don’t fuckin’ ask)

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Height: 5'1

Orientation: pansexual

Ethnicity: I am ligit the color of cream cheese

Favourite fruit: clementines

Favourite Season: winter

Favourite Book: Skullduggery Pleasant

Favourite Flower: either star jasmine or Christmas cactus

Favourite Scent: books

Favourite Animal: cats and chickens

Coffee, tea or hot cocoa: everything besides chai tea is tied

Average sleep hours: 7 on week days, 14 on weekends

Cat or dog person: I like both but cats win

Favourite fictional character: ummm… not Umbridge?

Dream trip: Atlantis (never said it had to be possible)

Blog created: no idea 

Number of followers: last I checked it was 71

What do i post about: basically everything but porn

Do i get asks on a regular basis: I wish

Aesthetic: books, curly hair that gets in everything, glasses, my iPad, black clothes (pretty much all I wear), cool stuffed animals (zombie, Cthulhu, Totoro, etc.), creepy smiles, death glares, more books

Favourite band/artist: does Hamilton count? If not then Green Day

Fictional characters I’d date: does Veronica count? She seems to perfect to be real

Hogwarts house: slytherclaw. I am both. Fight me.


@europeanmuffin @glowien @thejameebond @janiemarie2004 @fanboyofallthingsfandom @ryanthedemiboy @thelistofmyfandomsfillsatardis @potterheadbbc @whimsicalbanana7105 @energeticwarrior @phanimedom @moviec

Also what if Beauty and the Beast was in modern times and Beast is throwing this kickass frat party when this one sloppy chick shows up with a yuengling and he’s all “did she really bring that to MY house? Bitch cray”

and she turns him into a beast and is all “if you don’t get yo shit right by the time the last drop of condensation falls from this yuengling, you outta luck, bro”

I decided to check the Hartbig tag for the first time today. All I saw was Grester shippers attacking Hartbig shippers. It was just sad. Until Grace says she’s in a relationship all of this so called evidence is just speculation. None of the ships are real including Hartbig AND Grester.

If you don’t like what I have to say, ignore it, sending anon hate asks just makes you seem like a pathetic child with no life. And to be frank, it’s just a waste of my time and yours.

“@RobertDowneyJr follow back? I LOVE YOU!!”

“@RobertDowneyJr if u dont follow me bak i swear i will kill my dog #notkidding”

“@RobertDowneyJr omg can u post a picture of ur son? HES SOOO CUTE”

“@RobertDowneyJr U SUCK AS IRON MAN”

“@RobertDowneyJr hey can i get an RT?”

“@RobertDowneyJr plz come to [insert country here]! I HOPE TO MEET YOU SOMEDAY!”

“@RobertDowneyJr i cant believe u did drugs when u were younger would be fun to smoke up with u sometime #lol”

His Twitter (or his Facebook, for that matter) is not an invitation for you to harass him. Just remember to show some respect. He tweets what he wants and follows who he likes. He knows you love him. He’s well aware of that. You don’t need to remind him every other hour. Nor will he follow you just because you asked. Let him be and we can all enjoy his tweets together.