bitches is crazy

anonymous asked:

I can't tell you how many times we've told customers we cannot give them just a half a slab of ribs. We won't sell the other half 🙄 a lady asked for a slab and a half and when I told her we couldn't do the half she looked at me like I was crazy. Bitch I know what I'm talking about. Don't look at me like that

bloodstained-porcelain-doll  asked:

(Be warned, I have a thing for asking tons of questions) Fuck marry kill: Michael, Gabriel, Lucifer (sorry!)

Gimme as many as u can, cos I’m ready!!

Ok….

Fuck:Gabriel-He’d be a whole load of fun in bed and kinky as hell…my kinda night

Originally posted by lucifersagents

Marry:Michael-Sexiest dude there is along with Cas. I’d heal his craziness and get him back to power in heaven and rule along with him, but make sure he doesn’t go batshit again and give him the love that bastard Chuck can’t give to anyone except crazy bitches like that Becky and freak ass Amara

Originally posted by castielsballad

Kill:Lucifer-Totally hot and I’d do him…but if I had to choose, he has to die. Also, not watched the new season but I know what’s going on and his characterization is way different to before and it’s gross now….no thank u!

Originally posted by lucifersagents

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
We throw around the word never likes its nothing but a small rose petal. The word never is a doubled edged sword. On one side it says ‘I will never leave you’ and on the other it says ‘I will never love you.’
—  The Word Never