bitches be jealous

Who the signs are to you:

ARIES:

  • Aries: the person you don’t really know well, but you’re always having a great time going out together 
  • Taurus: that weirdo at work you just can’t get along with without any apparent reason 
  • Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partner 
  • Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyone 
  • Leo: shopping buddy 
  • Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldn’t stand at the first sight
  • Libra: future wife/husband 
  • Scorpio: that one ex you’ll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work out 
  • Sagittarius: crush 
  • Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to them 
  • Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
  • Pisces: just a random useless person

TAURUS 

  • Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
  • Taurus: your first love you’ll never forget
  • Gemini: that two-faced bitch you’re a little jealous of
  • Cancer: that person you’re not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
  • Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
  • Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
  • Libra: your boss
  • Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when you’re sad
  • Capricorn: bff!
  • Aquarius: your loving grandmother
  • Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laugh 

GEMINI 

  • Aries: a huge crush you can’t get over no matter what you do
  • Taurus: high school desk neighbour
  • Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
  • Cancer: your one & only real love
  • Leo: drinking buddy
  • Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
  • Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
  • Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just can’t stand
  • Sagittarius: best travel partner you’ll ever have
  • Capricorn: your older brother
  • Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you can’t relate, even though you’re enjoying this fact
  • Pisces: the one who does all your homework 

CANCER

  • Aries: you wish you had their confidence
  • Taurus: childhood neighbour
  • Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
  • Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
  • Leo: they’re so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
  • Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
  • Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
  • Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you can’t understand if they’re being serious or not
  • Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
  • Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesn’t work out between you
  • Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
  • Pisces: best friend 

LEO 

  • Aries: slaying together!
  • Taurus: that one friend you’re trying to make more social, ‘cause they’re actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
  • Gemini: that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
  • Cancer: your spiritually obsessed uncle
  • Leo: your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
  • Virgo: that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
  • Libra: your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
  • Scorpio: the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you can’t trust them, ‘cause they have some kind of power over you
  • Sagittarius: cooking partner
  • Capricorn: your older, smarter sister, but you’re always beating her in being popular & hot
  • Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
  • Pisces: your boss who’s way too easy to manipulate

VIRGO 

  • Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because they’re hot & charming, but you’re just a shy potato 
  • Taurus: an actual friend
  • Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just don’t like them 
  • Cancer: your boo
  • Leo: that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
  • Virgo: that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you won’t ever forget them
  • Libra: I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
  • Scorpio: your wife who’s gonna leave you in the end ‘cause she will realise how different you are after 10 years of marriage
  • Sagittarius: that hot girl you totally have a crush on but she’s out of your league, ‘cause well, you’re still a potato
  • Capricorn: the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
  • Aquarius: your psychologist 
  • Pisces: a girl you get perfectly along with, but can’t really understand why, because you’re so different

LIBRA

  • Aries: partner in crime
  • Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
  • Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
  • Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
  • Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
  • Virgo: your neighbour 
  • Libra: that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know it’s gonna be boring but can’t say no, 'cause they are actually really nice
  • Scorpio: that person you’re inhumanly attracted to 
  • Sagittarius: fiancé(e) that’s gonna leave you at the altar 
  • Capricorn: fiancé(e) that’s gonna marry you
  • Aquarius: long lost half sister who turns out to be really cool 
  • Pisces: the shoulder to cry on from time to time

SCORPIO 

  • Aries: a huge crush who doesn’t really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know it’s gonna hurt
  • Taurus: your favourite singer
  • Gemini: the best person to have late night conversations with
  • Cancer: a lovely family member you will always support
  • Leo: that bitch needing attention all the time but you’re too busy being self-absorbed
  • Virgo: the sign that 90% of your crushes are
  • Libra: your best freaking sex partner ever 
  • Scorpio: childhood love that never really faded
  • Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over again 
  • Capricorn: your daughter you can act like best friends with
  • Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable person 
  • Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know you’ll hurt them

SAGITTARIUS 

  • Aries: your modelling partner 
  • Taurus: that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
  • Gemini: you don’t know it yet but they’re the love of your life 
  • Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you can’t stop admiring it
  • Leo: drinking buddy
  • Virgo: your favourite actor  
  • Libra: your make up artist
  • Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you don’t believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
  • Sagittarius: best travel buddy 
  • Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinking 
  • Aquarius: on/off relationship 
  • Pisces: that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour

CAPRICORN 

  • Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesn’t believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
  • Taurus: your gay best friend
  • Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
  • Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
  • Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
  • Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but you’ll always stay friends because there’s a lack of physical attraction 
  • Libra: they want you.
  • Scorpio: a fling
  • Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
  • Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
  • Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
  • Pisces: that one fake ass ex you’ll never forgive yourself dating

AQUARIUS 

  • Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
  • Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
  • Gemini: just… bae
  • Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
  • Leo: your most beautiful friend. she’s the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
  • Virgo: your long-lost child
  • Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
  • Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
  • Sagittarius: that one relative you never meet ‘cause they’re always travelling
  • Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
  • Aquarius: a bitch you’re always competing with 
  • Pisces: you fell in love with their kindness

PISCES 

  • Aries: wait… who? 
  • Taurus: that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
  • Gemini: they seem so lovely why can’t they stop bullying me?
  • Cancer: cry buddy
  • Leo: that person with a huge heart, it isn’t obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
  • Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure with 
  • Libra: they are so beautiful you can’t help falling in love with them 
  • Scorpio: gossip girl friend 
  • Sagittarius: stupid high school buddy 
  • Capricorn: your long-term love that you can’t forget 
  • Aquarius: that married guy you can’t stop wanting
  • Pisces: bestie
Nothing More [ I ]

Genre [Rating] : Angst

Length: 6.8k

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Summary: Watching the man you love love someone else was the most painful feeling in the world.

Part Two: Part Three: x   Part Four: x  Alternate Ending: x

Originally posted by progamerbyun

The rain fell just loud enough for you to hear, the skies a beautiful but somber grey and the world feeling otherwise silent. The birds weren’t chirping. The neighborhood seemed empty. It was just you. You and your empty apartment and your thoughts. The all consuming thoughts that made the silence seem so loud. His voice just kept replaying in your head, like the soundtrack to the otherwise quiet moment.

“I think she’s the one.”

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signs that you’re trapped in an unhealthy RP relationship:

  1. you develop fear of shipping with other muses.
  2. you develop fear of shipping with duplicates of your rp partner’s muse
  3. you notice your circle of acquaintances is growing smaller and smaller because your partner wants to be your ‘one and only’
  4. you feel pressured to roleplay certain plots/scenarios that make you uncomfortable or uncertain
  5. your partner ‘guilt trips’ you when you don’t comply with their demands (ooc or ic). 
  6. you feel obligated to login at certain times during the day, otherwise your possessive partner will get pissed. 
  7. your partner shows possessiveness by causing their character to be extremely clingy to your character
  8. they shower you with compliments ( aka. ‘what would i do without you?’. ‘you’re my everything!’) in an effort to keep you dedicated and devoted to them until the end of time
  9. at the slightest offense they’ll vague-post about you, ignore you, or make rude/passive-aggressive comments at you. 

I have fallen into many a toxic RP relationship, and have successfully escaped them all. It’s not easy, but it’s possible. If you need HELP, advice, or even a listening ear, please feel free to message me. <3

anonymous asked:

Do you ever take a hot shower and remember that time Louis forgot his mic was on and he said "I think Harry's fucking with me" and all harry was doing was chatting up a male fan. And you try and platonsplain(explain it platonically) but it actually makes no sense why he'd say that about his bro pal chatting up a male fan. However it makes perfect sense when you know they're in a relationship and they're jealous bitches.

thank u for this gought (gay thought)

*makes a post complaining about how everyone writes Natsu OOC*

“But, Alisha! You don’t write him entirely in character either!”

You’re right! But there’s a difference, you see!

There are four (4) five (5) types of Natsu(s?) popular in fanfiction!

1) (My personal least favorite) Fuckboi player!Natsu. Probably plays football. Is an asshole. Might bully Lucy because I guess that’s attractive in a man. Is failing math class and/or English and Lucy may or may not tutor him for whatever reason. Dates a different girl every week. Lucy magically changes his ways.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Lisanna being a jealous bitch because???
  • Sting and/or Rogue’s characterization being butchered and them attacking/assaulting Lucy, thus making Natsu realize how much he cares about Lucy.
  • Lucy being uncomfortable going to sport’s games but her friends (namely Erza and Levy) dragging her to one anyway. Bonus points if something terrible happens at the game and Lucy immediately forgives her friends.

2) The Natsu that’s not smart enough to spell “cabbage.” Doesn’t know what sex is, thus introducing a weird subplot where someone (typically Lucy or Gray) must explain it to him. This is more uncomfortable to the reader than it is for the characters. Usually over-exaggerates the dragon slayers’ dragoness. Lucy is repeatedly emotionally hurt in these fics because the reader has made Natsu too stupid to understand what feelings are.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Weird dragonesque Natsu smut. Probably kinky. May be a dragon mating season fic.
  • Lisanna is evil and somehow Lucy ends up leaving the guild (may or may not become a dragon slayer). 
  • If written in canonverse, there will be a mission that Natsu botches. Lucy will probably be injured in some way, and Natsu will realize he loves her, then abandon her because he’s ashamed of hurting her. Bonus points for every chapter this is drawn out.

3) The Natsu that is weirdly snarky and mean spirited. I think the writers are trying to make things sound teasing, but he comes off as an utter dick. Probably a high school!AU. Can be meshed with Natsu #1 to create the biggest douche you will ever see. Is probably sexist and speaks really badly about women, but this is excused because his mother abandoned him as a child.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Says something insensitive to Lucy. She cries and is deeply hurt. He never apologizes for this because ??? Potatoes, I guess.
  • If in canonverse, Happy is also probably super mean to Lucy, despite Happy being the most upset about F!Lucy’s death (though, he was roughly on par with how upset Natsu was.).

4) (the Natsu I try to write) This is the Natsu that would exist in canon if Mashima actually gave him character development. Likely pretty close to how he is in canon, though a little more suave and mature. Smarter than the average bear fic Natsu. Still playful and adventurous. Probably still takes Lucy on some kind of adventure. May be a bit rough around the edges.

5) (a la @snogfairy) Dream Boy Natsu. A fantasy man that is perfect in every imaginable way. Is nothing like the actual Natsu. Romantic™. Sophisticated™. An intellectual Man™. Probably reads minds. A fourteen year old girl’s wet dream. Might be a nice guy™.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Lucy is a mega blushing virgin. When asked what’s in a guys pants she answers “carrots.” Has no friends.
  • Natsu probably has some hidden piano playing skill. Or, like, the harp or something else that’s sophisticated.
  • Says shit like “cumbersome.”

Thank you @snogfairy.

anonymous asked:

But seriously.....woman is literally about the louis stunt girls....I mean harry sounds like such a jealous bitch. He is yelling at those women...LEMME SCREAMMMM. MIND EQUALS BLOWN

him sounding exasperated when he says “woman” is one of the dead giveaways

anonymous asked:

What was your favorite line from sETHER?

the whole thing was a literal religious experience.

But some of the lines I GAGGED @:

“Been through mad crews, you disloyal hoochie
Now all of a sudden you back with Drake and Tunechi?
After he said you sucked his dick, you back with Gucci?
Who next, Puff, Deb or Fendi? You a A-list groupie”

“And to be the Queen of Rap, you gotta actually rap
The whole industry know that your shit is a wrap
No, to be the Queen of Rap, you can’t have a ghostwriter
And that’s why this is my house, Flo Rida
Niggas done seen Drake penning, Wayne penning
And since your first boyfriend left, bitch ain’t winning
You a Internet troll, a Web browser, I’m sorry
You can’t get her online with out Safaree!”

“Mentioning guns, you Pussy Galore, James Bond
Only time you touch a trigga is when you fucked Trey Songz”

“Coke head, you cheated on your man with Ebro
I might leak the footage of you sniffing them ski slopes
They gassing you up, but you been on E, though
“Pills and Potions,” yep, you been on E, hoe
Got your ghostwriters back, so you think you lit”

“Only the kids believe in you, you St. Nick”

“I’m jealous? Bitch, you was happy when they took me
Best thing that ever happened to you was when they booked me”

“You claimed you never fucked Drake, now that’s where you took me
You fucked the whole Empire, who you trying to be, Cookie?”

“And stop talking numbers, you signed a 360 deal
Through Young Money, through Cash Money, through Republic
Which means your money go through five niggas before you touch it
Any videos, promotions come out of your budget
Endorsements, tour and merchandise, they finger-fuck it
You make like 35 cents off of each ducat
I own my masters, bitch, independent
So for every sale I do, you gotta do like ten”

“Stop comparing yourself to Jay, you not like him
You a motherfucking worker, not a boss like Rem”

And I saw Meek at All-Star, he told me your ass dropped

He couldn’t fuck you for three months because your ass dropped

Now I don’t think y'all understand how bad her ass got

The implants that she had put in her ass popped

I was like, “Damn, 90 days and you couldn’t have box?

Did she at least compensate? Start giving you mad top?

Her name Minaj, right? She ain’t throw you some bad thots?”

He said “Nah,” that’s when I knew you was really a trash bop


“Talking shit about me to a deaf bitch
And usually I have sympathy for the impaired
But not when you hard of hearing from untreated gonorrhea”


“I’m the bad girl when she the one out here misleading the black girls?
All these fake asses influenced by that girl
Dying from botched surgeries, what a sad world
But before the butt job, you was a Spongebob”

“"Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj
You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul
How you spending money to support a pedophile?
He a walking dead man, sending threats to him
I guess that’s why they call you Barbie, you was next to Ken
Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick
Why you ain’t help your bro hide his cum from forensics
You probably somewhere overseas, foreign sick”

DEAD.

“Meek, Drake, Safaree, I see men in your pants
We call that Jelani, get it? Semen in your pants”

VH1, watch this
You just got bodied by a Love & Hip-Hop bitch

Obsession {Part 2}

Writer- @myhellyourstories

Requested- Anonymous

Request- Hello!! Can I please request a Harry Hook imagine with a female reader as Mal’s younger sister who Harry has an obsession with and he just loves her but she doesn’t like him back and he maybe kidnaps her? Anything you want in the story though! Thank you!!

Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Descendants characters, all credit goes to the creator and producers of Disney’s Descendants. All I own is my story.

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Pairing- Harry Hook x Fem! Reader

Summary- Mal’s plan doesn’t work out very well, (Y/N)’s and Harry’s past is revealed.

Warning(s)- Kidnapping, Cursing, Hating Uma, Talking about abuse.

Words- 2178

A/N- I’ve decided to make a part 3 or maybe even a miniseries, idk which one yet.

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DUFF (CHAPTER 3)

Originally posted by nnochu

Chapter 3

╳ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

╳ Genre: fluff, smut, angst 

 ╳ Summary: Being the Duff has really changed you.”“Excuse me, the Duff?” I asked, my voice rising a little at the end.“You know, the Designated. Ugly. Fat. Friend.”


As soon as I stepped into the house, I knew I would regret it. The music was so loud, I could feel the bass pounding through my chest. The living room was crammed full with people, and the thought of actually having to walk into that was giving me anxiety. But just remembering that this was Yoongi’s house was making my stomach do summersaults.

“Y/n, lighten up will you? It’s a party, you’re supposed to be having fun.” Lisa said, snaking her arm over my shoulder.

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BTS when they accidentally slap you part II ( Jungkook version )

Sorry I’m late babies! 

JUNGKOOK ONLY (Jimin, Taehyung and Hoseok coming soon)

Hyung line (minus Hope) is on my wall, take a look. 


Jungkook

You and Jungkook were arguing about the amount of time you were spending together since you were unhappy that he would meet you only once or twice in a week or two.

“Okay, that’s it. What do you want? I barely have any time for myself, how do you expect me to come to you every day?” Jungkook said, his voice shaky as if he was trying to keep his cool and not lash out at you. 

“I don’t expect you to come to me everyday, kid. You know that. Don’t make me the bad guy.” You say, giving him a pointed look. “It’s just that, it’s like I’m nowhere near the list of people you would meet if you had any free time and that bothers me.” 

Jungkook would curse under his breath and get up, walking past you to get some water. “Are you for real? Do I have to spend every second I’m free from work with you? Do you have any idea how hard I’ve been working the past month?” He would say finishing his glass of water and putting his glass down on the kitchen slap, with a loud clink. 

You frowned at his gesture and followed him into the kitchen, standing across him with your arms crossed. “You’ve been working, have you? Remind me where you work again because the last time I checked, the club downtown was not your workplace.” You raised your voice slightly, to assert your point. “Look, go wherever, with whoever you want, I’m not going to have a problem with that. Why would I? I don’t want to jeopardize your time with your friends but….surely you can manage to meet me more than once in two weeks. That’s just too much, don’t you think?” You said in a desperate tone. 

Jungkook was just standing there with his eyes wide open, looking at you as if you had dropped a bomb on him. “Did you follow me?” He asked you, incredulously. 

“Of course not, Jungkook! Why would I do that? I just came to your workplace because it had been a while since we had seen each other and I wanted to see you. I saw you coming back drunk, with your Hyungs and some err…girls from the club. So I went back.” You told him, avoiding his stare because for some reason you felt intimidated. 

Jungkook let out a scoff and came closer to you, clearly very angry. He didn’t believe a word of what you just said. 

“So you follow me when I’m out huh? How the fuck did you think of doing that?” 

“Language, Jungkook. Don’t speak to me like that. Did you not hear a word of what I just said? I didn’t follow you, I just went there becau-”

“BULLSHIT!” He shouted, startling you. “I never thought you would turn out to be a jealous bitch, y/n. How dare you follow me, you bitch?” 

You were shocked at how he was speaking to you. He was clearly not in his right mind. 

“Let’s stop. You’re not thinking straight. We’ll talk about this when you’re in your right mind.” You turned around to leave. 

“Oh hell no, stop right there.” He grabbed your arm with his hand, harshly turning you around to face him. 

“Ow! Jungkook, let go, you’re hurting me!” You said, wincing in pain from the sheer strength of his hand on your arm. 

Jungkook was extremely angry, though. Your pleas fell to deaf ears. All he could think about was how you had followed him and how humiliating that made him feel.

“You are not going anywhere till you fucking tell me why you followed me. I don’t care if I break your arm tonight y/n, I’m not letting go until you fucking tell me, do you understand that?” Jungkook said pressing harder.

“What is wrong with you?!” You raised your voice out of pain. “Let go of me right now Jungkook! It’s not my fault you hide things! Don’t take it out on me! I asked you to let go of me righ-”

His hand cracked across your face, snapping it back with the force of his blow. It had been an open-handed smack and it had left a red welt behind. Just below your eye was a small cut where the ring had caught your skin. You staggered backwards, clutching your face, eyes watering. 

Jungkook looked at his hand, eyes wide. He hadn’t meant it. It was in the friction of the moment and he was beyond pissed. He backed away, too shocked and too scared to look at you. It was only when he heard you let out a choking gasp, when you let out something between a mixture of a laugh of disbelief and a cry that he looked up at you. Tears were falling out of your eyes but your expression was blank, as if you were yet to register what just happened. There was a small cut beneath your eye and you were bleeding. 

Jungkook let out a whimper. He took a step towards you slowly, stopped in front of you. He looked down at you. You were holding the table with one hand for support and the other was still on your cheek. You had not moved an inch. 

Trembling, Jungkook took you in his arms. Your face was under his chin and you could feel his tears falling on your hair, but you were too traumatized to move. 

It’s only when you heard him say sorry that your senses came back to life. 

“Noona..I’m so sorry, oh god..”

Your eyes widened and with all your might, you pushed him back, looking him straight in the eye. 

You were enraged. 

“Get the fuck away from me, you monster.” You spat out, your eyes red and breaths, heavy. 

Jungkook’s eyes widened. “Noona, please don’t…Y/N!” He shouted, his own senses coming back to life as he saw you moving towards the door to leave…perhaps, to never come back. He ran towards you desperately and fell down on his knees in front of you. 

“Noona no please, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to do that!” He let out in what seemed to you- fear, joining his hands practically begging you. “Please hit me back, hit me all you want but don’t leave me noona please! I will never do that again, I promise!” 

You turned around him and starting leaving, but he crawled in front of you again. He clung to you, hugging your waist, and started crying like a child. 

You looked down at him, crying like a child, begging you to not leave him. You could see how afraid he was of you abandoning him. It broke your heart to see him like that. You knew you would not forgive yourself if you took him back but you were too much in love with him. You couldn’t see him in that state. To you, he became a weeping child. Your weeping child. How could you ever abandon your own child? So even though, you were breaking inside, you put your hands on his head, soothing him. 

You bent down at his level when he didn’t stop crying and took him in your arms. His head on your chest and your hands on his back and hair. 

“Shh..we’ll work it out. Don’t cry, kid.” You said to him , quickly wiping your own tears. “We’ll get through this.” you said as Jungkook hugged you fiercely, burying his face in your chest, crying uncontrollably. 



DISCLAIMER: It is never ever OKAY to hit anyone and it’s not okay to take it as well. Please remember that this is work of fiction and I, in no way, advocate this reaction to getting hit. 

JIMIN coming up next. 

ALSO CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO LINK MY PREVIOUS POSTS TO THIS ONE I’M TECH-ILLITERATE THX

REQUESTS ARE OPEN, KEEP REQUESTING SO THAT I CAN ENTERTAIN YOU GUYS MORE!!

much love, 

Inferno-loop

Just My Luck | Namjoon

Kim Namjoon | Fluff | Comedy | Slight Angst 

word count: 7k+

Sometimes your life felt almost too good to be true. You would be the first to vouch for your uncanny luck, the way things always seemed to miraculously work out in your favor was something you had just been blessed with. And sure maybe you should have listened to your grandma when she told you to be wary of things that were handed to you on a silver platter but you hadn’t expected some dumb kiss at a random party to switch your luck with a strangers, even she couldn’t have seen that one coming.

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Imagine Being Cas’ Girlfriend When the Waitress Flirts With Him

(x)

*based off of the new promo for tomorrow’s episode*

You were sitting there practically seething with anger in your seat next to Cas, your glare aimed at the waitress who was currently staring at your Angel like he was her next meal. You scoffed inwardly. You knew he was yours, but it still drove you insane when anyone flirted with him.

“And what about you..handsome?” the waitress asked, a smile on her face.

Oh, hell no. That’s it.

“My boyfriend here will have the Sunrise Special,” you interrupted, a fake polite smile on your face as you stared her down, marking your territory effectively.

The waitress’ face fell and Cas looked at you with a confused expression on his face.

“He’s your boyfriend?” she asked, her brows raised in surprise. “You? Seriously?”

You scoffed out a laugh, turning to Cas and grabbing his face to pull him in for a deep, possessive kiss. He was caught off guard at first but quickly fell into it, his hand resting on your neck as he returned the kiss. 

You pulled away after a moment, smiling at him before turning to the waitress, doing a victory dance in your head at the stunned look on her face.

“Any more questions?” you challenged.

Her mouth opened and closed, looking for something to say, but quickly retreated and walked away. 

“What just happened?” Dean asked.

“Just making sure she knows he’s mine, that’s all,” you shrugged, sitting back in your seat.

Cas placed a warm hand on your thigh, a gleam in his eyes as he looked at you. “Only yours.”

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People finding out Chino was older than Sasuke was the best part of the new episode.

  • Seungkwan: [about Jihoon] So he told me, "How fucking dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you, Seungkwan. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay, you dumb, evil little fucking troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting."
  • Seungkwan: All I did was wake him up.