bit fat quiz of the year

Top-7 Noel Fielding's outfits

1. Traditional vampire colours and fabrics

Love all combinations of maroon (or any other dark red shade) with black, but these baroquish velvet shirt paired with black denim skinnies are just irresistable.

As a bonus, easily transformed into Vlad the Impaler’s “uniform” supplemented with a cape and moustache:

2. Leopard print

Famous leopard coat with black cowboy hat and silver ankle boots. We’ve seen different outfits with this coat over the years, but in my opinion the one worn on NMTB is the most refined since black jeans and T-shirt underneath the coat make perfect undistracting background for it to grab full attention.

3. Sweet 40

I know it’s hard to believe, but yes, this interview was recorded to celebrate Noel’s 40th birthday. 

Can I simply say that I’m in love with that hairstyle? Quite possibly my absolute favourite. And it matches coat utterly great. Dark-blue jeans and boots complete the look perfectly well.

4. Look deep into the parka

Rather unusual almost casual look (except for the trademark gold boots) - but take a moment to appreciate colours match. Gray skinnies make the entire outfit seem solid, unobtrusively putting together green parka with ivory fur on the hood and yellow ties with gold boots.

5. Delicate victorian flower

Yet another NMTB outfit that wouldn’t let me sleep for days because I was enchanted with that shirt (nearly wrote “blouse”) from the first glance.

Floral print is one in a thousand in Noel’s wardrobe, but (again) traditional vampire colours make it work exclusively good.

6. It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho

Poncho time!

Among all Noel’s ponchos chose this one for it’s plain earthy colours and beautiful tribal ornament, which makes it easy to be matched with other pieces and even manage to look pretty casual.

7. Fashion diva

Since I on purpose didn’t include any Vince Noir’s (or other characters’ outfits) into this list, trying to focus on Noel’s personal wardrobe, I feel like I have to finish with something more epic… like a stunning gown he wore to the BFQOTY 2013.

Sure, it might look a bit shocking at first, but sooner or later you’ll see the beauty of this dress. I like the print and the length of it. And the black monkey fur compliments it very well. There’s nothing childlish about it. Purely gorgeous and, of course, Noelish. 

P.S. All choices are highly subjective. Please, feel free to add and share your personal favourites :)

I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards.
—  Noel fielding

might still be processing a bit but its working on my end so enjoy

The way Mel B reacted to Richard Ayoade’s banana makes me wish she would have been there the year James Corden and Jack Whitehall wore suits (tuxedos?), ordered and ate pizza and wine during the show, and danced along to Call Me Maybe. Oh and the Richard Ayoade sucking cocks bit. I can only imagine her reaction. She has no idea…

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2006
  • Noel: What?
  • Jimmy: Okay, remember Farepak? It was a savings scheme.
  • Russell: It was a type of butter... It had a man on it what could play a trumpet. If there's some corruption we'll get to the fucking bottom of it cause we are Goth Detectives.
  • Noel: Was it a real man or a butter man?
  • Russell: He was a bit of both, Noel. That's what made him so beautiful.