biscuit dress

Things I liked about 1x10

• Flustered Magnus
• book!Luke (yknow the bookstore thing)
• CHAIRMAN MEOW AND CHURCH
• The little “flourish dance” Clary did
• Java Jace
• nerd!Izzy
• Tbh the lack of Lydia (she’s kind of annoying nlg)
• Izzy freaking out and not knowing how to put on her makeup
• Her horrible dancing (so cute)
• The Dracula face thing w/ Simon and Clary
• The smile Clary makes after the Dracula face thing
sIZZY
• THE MALEC PARALLELS
• AU!Jace and Clary have probably … done the do
• They were probably planning to do it after the party tbh
• MALEC HAIR WOW VERY FLAT
• AU!Jace’s reaction to seeing a demon
MALEC
• How out AU!Alec is (◡‿◡✿)
• The commercial w/ AU!Luke and AU!Hodge haha
• Magnus’s cardigan
• Church’s pillow tbh
• When Jace “accidentally” called Valentine dad I like these hints haha
• biscuit
• Izzy’s dress it was rlly cute
• AU!Simon wanting to ask Izzy to move in w/ him awwe
• Dark Simon
• Meliorn’s pretty hot ngl
• How “Disney” Meliorn’s magic sparkles looked
• When Simon opens the body bag and is like “Hey”
• and his hair is so fLUFFY
• Simon was rlly cute in this episode tbh
• That part where Alec’s like “I’ll be responsible for this one”
• When AU!Alec cheCKS OUT MAGNUS LIKE STOP THIS BUT PLZ CONTINUE
• AU!Jace and Simon being best friends
• The cliffhanger at the end wOW

THIS IS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE EPISODE SO FAR

And if you still think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that I once had a craving for Lotus biscuits so intense that I went to the local cafe, found out where their wholesale stockist of Lotus biscuits was, dressed in business attire along with a friend, walked for 4 miles, gained access to the business wholesale store by using my friend’s film company (based in Philadelphia… we were in Aberystwyth) and pretended to be hosting a business lunch for which we needed 8 boxes of Lotus biscuits and nothing else