birthdaylou

anonymous asked:

I just want you to know that your voltron shitposts are a gift to our species

honestly?? where’s my nobel prize

  • shiro: “I need an adult” pidge: “…you… are an adult?” shiro: “yes but I need a better one”
  • hunk’s hairstyle is definitely inspired by young han solo
  • *paladin sneezes* allura and coran, horrified: “what the fuck was that”
  • pidge is too short for her head to be a good armrest for anyone, but does that stop lance from trying?? no
  • allura is the living embodiment of bringing a gun to a knife fight
  • sometimes lance will go to the training deck while keith is training for the express purpose of making lightsaber noises whenever keith swings his sword to piss him off
  • coran is scandalized by hunk and pidge’s lab etiquette
    • pidge’s approach to science is “safety goggles are for squares” and hunk’s is “eyeballing it is a valid method of measurement right”
    • i mean pidge is 14 and hunk is an engineering student what was he expecting
    • he gets hunk a god damn ruler for his birthday
  • lance: “- so the most important thing is that we get in and out without being seen at all. any ideas?” keith: “okay, so what I’m thinking is that i’ll bust into the main chamber and go for zarkon-” lance: “alright, I’m gonna explain again, and you’re gonna tell me where I lost you”
First born hc

Zen

  • More pictures of the baby than him
  • Documents every first with picture or video
  • “Who’s cuter, MC?”
  • Going to get them into judo or tae kwon do to protect themselves
  • Super into whatever the kid is into and very supportive, almost too much
  • Is the father he always wanted, never too pushy
  • You are mostly the enforcer, until it comes to dating

Yoosung

  • Mini cosplay
  • Teases the poor thing
  • Often sitting in Yoosung’s lap while gaming
  • Also likes animals a lot
  • Baby cries just as much as Yoo. 
  • Is sometimes too strict like his own parents
  • Feels really bad if he has to yell

Jaehee

  • REALLY into having her baby listen to music in the womb
  • Has them learn through exploring.
  • Too cautious, but you balance her out
  • Child knows various languages and basic defense by age 8
  • Most likely to rebel at a young age
  • Jaehee starts reading books about how to deal with such a child
  • Asks Zen for help since he went through a similar phase

Jumin

  • SO MANY BOOKS
  • Gotta find a nanny
  • He takes off more than usual
  • Must make more baby products
  • Learns how to be a child from his own
  • Shows up with tea party makeup or a cape still on his shoulders, usually glitter
  • Learns to take better pictures to document child’s life esp cuddled up with Elizabeth the 3rd
  • Teaches them the quality of friends and family and to balance work and home life

707

  • Dangerous! Just like with cats
  • Throws baby too high just to hear giggles
  • Makes all sorts of machines for them to play with
  • You make him learn how to baby proof but you still find baby teething on a screwdriver or a mother board
  • Now they always wanna take things apart to see how it works
  • Quiet is never a good thing when it comes to said child
  • Has their father’s brains and skips grades

Minor Trio +

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Where it’s Jungkooks birthday

Late but hey it’s here oiehoehoe i’m not too active lately because of personal stuff but i made this with all my love !!! requests are closed anddd u can approach me here! adióooos

Sorry for the small mistakes and I hope you like it!

BONUS

Voltron Saying Shit I’ve Heard At School

Shiro: I can’t remember my birthday

Lance: [To Keith] I AM AS STRAIGHT AS A RULER!

Keith: *holds out a flexible ruler* kay

Pidge: I am writing a novel about how I don’t give a fuck

Hunk: THIS DOES NOT HAVE THE DENSITY OF TOAST!!

Allura: [To Corran] what would happen if I bred a mouse and a gerbil together? A merbil or a gouse?

Corran: You’d have a problem


EXTRA:

Zarkon: Instead of getting a job, I should just rule the world

Haggar: you’d probably cause WW3 after a week lol

Thace: I’m going to kill myself for a Chemistry Experiment

Koshiro headcanons

Bless @healousi for the miracle that is Koshiro Shirogane-Kogane. Bless this child. 

also at this point I’ve assumed the Voltron crew has been back to Earth a couple times and Matt is Alive and Well and so is Shiro alright protect the space dad

More under the cut btw.


  • went through the Asian Bowlcut™
  • had a period of time where he called Lance “Uncle Sokka”
  • look Koshiro might’ve been born prematurely but he is tall as fUCK 
  • this boy is already 6′2 and he’s four-fucking-teen.
  • like “what Shiro why is our son taller than me”
  • Keith has no idea where this tallness came from since he’s Korean and should be tall af but oh no but he’s pinning it on Shiro
  • Coran and Hunk seriously debated on putting a bell on Koshiro because sometimes he just stands silently in the hallway and he’s fucking slenderman okay 
  • is literally the most socially awkward person ever
  • like he just…he doesn’t know how to make decisions okay. He is not Supreme Space Leader like dad. he can make them but Not Well.
  • he and Keith practically begged Shiro for a dog
  • soon later a shiba inu appears in the lounge and Pidge is already trying to challenge it to a death match
  • Lance names it Shibro but it could’ve been doge
  • Koshiro accidentally wandered away from Keith when he was smol toddler and everyone panicked
  • “WHERE IS MY CHILD” “keith calm your tits he’s probably in the kitchen-” “WE ALREADY LOOKED IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN” “shiro control your husband”
  • they find him in Red’s hangar, where Red’s head is bowed and nudging Koshiro affectionately while Koshiro is giggling
  • “big red firetruck kitty!”
  • Shiro and Hunk’s hearts are so full of feels at this
  • Keith is just holyshitmykoko’sokay
  • Koshiro doesn’t like fighting but at the same time shrieks bloody murder when watching the Manny Pacquiao vs Mayweather fight
  • he likes to train with Papa Shiro
  • speaking of Papa Shiro when Koshiro was a wee lad Shiro was afraid to touch him with his Galra hand. He just. Koshiro didn’t need to be touched by this monstrosity. Let him be innocent
  • Koshiro’s extended family is huge. Like yeah okay Keith is an orphan and doesn’t know any of his family except Thrace but the Shirogane family is HUGE
  • he has cousins he doesn’t even know exist okay
  • is a member of the FUCK THE GARRISON Squad™

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