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oscar wilde
  • had three middle names
  • spoke five languages
  • was sentenced to prison for sodomy
  • was 16 when he had his first kiss
  • loved to travel
  • had an eidetic memory
  • lied about his age on his marriage certificate
  • held seances at his house
  • spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
  • kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
  • had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
  • the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
  • one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
  • his favorite word was ivory
  • his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
  • his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

A birthday present for my real-life super-buddy dnd-sister Kazma, she is a dear, and this picture has a really funny story. I could not think of any kind of present to give her, so i was like…damn it…she doesnt like jewelry, she would kick my ass for chocolate…and she would probably eat flowers that i give to her…so the only possibility was a drawing.

And so i did, and just asked her. “Hey, Kazma. I wanna make you a picture, what would you like ?”
“Raven, human body, necromancer, magic and shit.”

And so i went. I got a reference of a raven hybrid between human and raven, yet that didnt quite cut into her form of playing and so on. SO ! I decided to make a small change and came up with this beauty !

Finally a good piece of art after some time, hehehe !
And this just means i have now a boost in confidence to remake @neofox67 picture and add something extra ! Hor-hor-hooooooor ! *french evil laughter*

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It was common for families to have lots of children in the past, and also common for them to die before their fifth birthday. In this picture, the youngest child has died and is propped against a stand for the picture.

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Happy borfday @therealjacksepticeye! I fucking love ya, mate. You’re my most favouritest Irish person! (not that I know many…)
Ah, your videos have made me happy for probably either over or near two years now (who’s keeping count?) and I just… yeah I’m awkward and bad with words so I’ll just say, I hope you have a fan-fucking-tastic birthday!

This picture was technically actually made for @smol-happy-bean-jse’s birthday video thing, but I figured I’d post it here anyway ‘cause it’s cute and why not :p

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Updated masterlist. Sorted by members


EXO

Snaps

BFF EXO

EXO not approving of your new BF

Christmas snaps from EXO


Baekhyun

Texts

Finding out you got in a fight

Nsfw Texts

Jealous boyfriend

Snaps

BF snaps

BF Baekhyun


Chanyeol

Texts

Nsfw Texts

Nsfw Texts 

Accidently banging your bff | Part 2 

Jealous boyfriend 

Everyday boyfriend texts

Rapper couple | Female ver. | Neutral ver. |

Lowkey daddy yeol

Snaps

Yeol being daddy

BF snaps

BF snaps


Sehun

Texts

Finding out you got in a fight

Snaps

Daddy sehun

BF sehun


Kai

Texts

Nsfw texts

Snaps

BF Jongin


Lay

Snaps

Protective Yixing


Suho

Snaps

Sugar daddy Suho


Xiumin

Snaps

BF Xiumin


Kris

Snaps

Please date kris


D.O

Snaps

Sassy Soo

BF Soo


BTS


Texts

BTS as dads | 1 | 2 |

Everyday texts with BTS

Coming out to | BTS 

Talking about pronouns (Female to neutral)

nsfw Vkookmin

Comforting words from Yoongi/Namjoon/V

Rap line not getting a hint


Snaps

Gang BTS

Drunk Maknaes

When you want a baby

BTS not loving your new bf

When mother earth is kicking you in the uterus

Neglected BF BTS

Happy 18th birthday w Yoonmin

Sending pictures of last nights bruises

Stealing BTS’s clothes

Stealing BTS’s clothes again

Sending BTS nudes

Leaving your underwear at their place

The day before the wedding

Good girl

BTS and the terrible jokes

Snapping their pregnant girlfriend

College squad BTS

Christmas snaps


Namjoon

Texts

Namjin kink talk

About Sugamon | Pt 2

Sugamon Texts

Comforting words from Namjoon

Post-breakup Namjoon

nsfw Namjoon

Jealous Namjoon/Yoongi

Cute Namjoon

Snaps

Daddy Namjoon

Dating NamJin

BF Namjoon

Protective Namjoon

When Namjoon went shopping

Jealous/protective Namjoon


Yoongi

Texts

Coming out to bff Yoongi

Yoongi saving you from scaring yourself to death

About Sugamon | Pt 2

nsfw Yoongi

Fetish talk w bf Yoongi

Sugamon Texts

Insecure bf Yoongi

Running into your childhood bullies w Yoongi/JK

Post-breakup Yoongi

Jealous Namjoon/Yoongi

Bff Yoongi asking about your dark phase

Snaps

Daddy Yoongi

Mommy kink Yoongi

Worried Yoongi

Protective Yoongi

Cute yoongi

Proposal w Yoongi

Salesman Yoongi


Jin

Texts

Namjin kink talk

nsfw Jin

Snaps

Dating TaeJin

Dating NamJin


Jhope

Texts

Relationship talk w Hoseok

Possesive Jhope (nsfw-ish)

Snaps

nsfw Jhope

Daddy Hoseok

BF Jhope


Jimin

Texts

When Taehyung kissed Jimin

Random VMIN texts

Relationship struggles w Jimin

Jimins drunk confession

Jimin confessing

Snaps

Dating Jikook (Poly)

Mommy kink Jimin

Worried Jimin

Cute Jimin

Jimin on a plane


Taehyung

Texts

When Taehyung kissed Jimin 

Cuddly bf V

Random VMIN texts

On wearing lenses

Snaps

Mommy kink Tae

Another mommy kink Tae

Dating TaeJin

Cute Tae

Other

Dating Taehyung would include


Jungkook

Texts

Eloping w JK

Ex BF Jungkook

Running into your childhood bullies w Yoongi/JK

Relationship struggles w Jungkook

nsfw Jungkook

Jealous Jungkook

Snaps

Dating Jikook (Poly)

Flirty Jungkook

Cute Jungkook

Daddy Jungkook

Mommy kink Jungkook



Outfits

Sleep tight w Hyung Line

Sleep tight w Maknae Line

Wedding w BTS (female)

Announcing pregnancy

Lazy Sunday w Jungkook

Lazy sunday w Yoongi

Lazy sunday w Jimin

Moodboards/outfits

BTS taking their kid to the park

Award show w BTS

Aaaand happy birthday to Ink created by the lovely @myebi / @comyet ~~!

Kinda messy again because booy I gotta learn, haha :”D

Next two weeks will muuuch exam happiness for me, I can’t waaait for that!

But anyway, I shouldn’t be rambling on the birthday picture of that lovely boy! I should be more thanking Comyet for creating that awesome squid!! He’s a cool character to work with and boy, I had so much fun with drawing and cosplaying him!

Thank you so much for making him! He really changed my life (in a very very good way >u< @unu-nunu-art knows it~ )!

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Douis v. Elounor: 

So here’s a visual look at the the end of Douis/beginning of Elounor timeline. I wanted to emphasize the absurdity of Eleanor supposedly reconnecting with Louis in the days after Jay’s death juxtaposed with Danielle’s birthday picture tweet and Christmas Day in his family’s snapchat stories. 

The almost violently abrupt end of Douis is really funny laid out here. They went from “happy birthday my love” and Christmas with family to Danielle moving out of the house 2 weeks later. 

And in the middle of all this, Eleanor and Louis are supposedly rekindling their romance!

Note, especially, the sharp line between the 19th and 20th of January. Just a day between romantic narratives in the fandom eye. And it’s just a mere 3 weeks between his last girlfriend moving out of his house and him being spotted with Eleanor in LA. 

Miraculous. Applause-worthy. That this guy, so deep in grief that he’s now supposedly having impulse and mental health issues, would decide to dump a long-term girlfriend to get with an ex-girlfriend and immediately jet off to Jamaica with her. And when I say immediately, I mean, it was just 5 weeks “BYE BYE DANIELLE” and “WHO IS ELEANOR CALDER” in the Sun. 

And yet, this isn’t the first time they’ve done this. In July 2011, Hannah announced the break-up with Louis on Twitter on the 24th of July and by the 30th of July, Eleanor’s cousin was implying Louis was Facetiming her. And just 3 short weeks after that, Eleanor tried to claim she and Louis were holding hands at V Fest. 

So, once again, Elounor lacks all logic and (to be honest, lacks common decency if this was a real scenario). 

It’s been 6 long ass years and Louis still has to be appear rabidly heterosexual in the public eye, to the point of absurdity.